Death Battle

One Bloody Jungle Sibling Warfare

This first version of the death battle meme template belongs to Death-Driver-5000 and is dedicated to everybody who finds the idea of having two groups of seven-sibling jungle warriors in the forms of The Royal Jungle Slaughterers (Bundroc, Malb’yat, Tarzan, John Carter, Kavandavanda, Aroc, and Sheena) and The Brawny Jungle Brawlers (Anabebe, Tar-Chan, Rod, Nid, Michael, Matt, and Lisa) engaging in an all-out, feral, and animalistic death battle in the African jungle. Sit back, relax, and revel in this epic jungle warfare between two groups of powerful siblings who fight each other to the death with no protective gear, no gloves, and no restrictions. It is no-holds-barred and all rules are thrown away, thus making them go all out on each other. Ah, the year of our Lord 1993. The birth year of the first UFC match in Denver, Colorado at the McNichols Sports Arena. However, I am not here to talk about that historical martial arts event. I am here to take you out of the civilized world of that aforementioned arena and relocate you to the lush yet savage African jungles. There you will hear all the thundering roars and visceral snarls occurring between two groups of seven-sibling jungle warriors attempting to take each other down with their bare hands, claws, fangs, muscles, and unparalleled combat skills. Each of these two teams of jungle warrior siblings consists of six muscular, virile, strong, and brawny brothers and one fierce, fearsome, and mighty sister. It is not every day that spectators witness two groups of powerful jungle warrior siblings fighting to the death, but it is an exciting spectacle to witness. Blood spews like waterfalls at the contestants’ mouths with every blow delivered to them. Even all of the jungle animals are howling, roaring, and wailing at the rampaging competition between two sets of jungle giants. Truly a Maenadic frenzy brewing in the jungle. As I stated before, this was 1993 in the African jungle of the Congo. Two groups of mightily powerful jungle warrior siblings are duking it out, with the jungle men wearing nothing but G-strings and the jungle women donning revealing two-piece brassieres. They were respectively known as the Royal Jungle Slaughterers of the Mangani Tribe and the Brawny Jungle Brawlers of the Savannah Tribe. The Royal Jungle Slaughterers of the Mangani Tribe consisted of 31-year-old Bundroc, 31-year-old Malb’yat, 30-year-old Tarzan, 30-year-old John Carter, 30-year-old Kavandavanda, 29-year-old Aroc, and 25-year-old Sheena and were known for being ferocious fighters against fiercer opponents while being staunchly protective of their jungle domain. The Brawny Jungle Brawlers of the Savannah Tribe consisted of 28-year-old Anabebe, 28-year-old Tar-Chan, 27-year-old Rod, 27-year-old Nid, 26-year-old Michael, 25-year-old Matt, and 22-year-old Lisa and managed to match muscular brawn with barbaric combat prowess. Together, these two teams of jungle warrior siblings were a combination of muscular brawn and feral ferocity. The contest started with Bundroc, Malb’yat, Tarzan, John, Kavandavanda, and Aroc challenging Anabebe, Tar-Chan, Rod, Nid, Michael, and Matt to a bodybuilding posedown, as their bulgingly sculpted muscles were put on full display for the spectators to witness. Meanwhile, Sheena and Lisa had their own figure contest to see who had the most alluringly curvaceous figure. As the twelve jungle kings were imposing, muscular, and virile, their bodybuilding posedown had them doing front-double biceps, back-double biceps, front lat spread, the crab version of the most muscular pose, abdominal and thigh, rear lat spread, and side triceps. As for the two jungle queens, their voluptuousness and fierceness were enough for the spectators to cheer for them. After such astounding physical displays, the two groups of mighty jungle siblings commenced their pre-challenge trash talk while wishing each other much success. The tension started to increasingly brew, especially when the twelve jungle kings flexed their bulging muscles at each other while roaring like lions and the two jungle queens snarled at each other. Bundroc boasted that he would crush Anabebe to fine dust, while Anabebe also boasted that he would smash all of Bundroc’s body parts until he was numb. Malb’yat claimed that he would break all of Tar-Chan’s bones with his bare hands, while Tar-Chan also claimed that he would bite and snap Malb’yat’s neck in two. Tarzan was more than happy to thrash Rod to smithereens, while Rod was excited at the prospect of painfully pummeling Tarzan. John was anticipating the moment when he made Nid submit to his power, while Nid was itching to give John a thorough beating all over his body. Kavandavanda roared at Michael declaring that he was going to beat him up until all of his blood was depleted, while Michael snarled at Kavandavanda saying that he was going to shower him with multiple blows and feed his battered body to the leopards. Aroc growled at Matt stating that he was going to squeeze him until he no longer breathed, while Matt barked proclaiming that he was going to maul Aroc in every part of his body. Sheena and Lisa sneered, snarled, and roared like lionesses at each other. The battle drums resounded. The two groups of seven-sibling jungle warriors clashed, and the fight began. This jungle version of mixed martial arts demonstrated the combination that these two groups of jungle warriors had in fighting styles. Bundroc’s, Malb’yat’s, Tarzan’s, John’s, Kavandavanda’s, Aroc’s, and Sheena’s hybrid martial arts combined Pankration, Ancient Greek Wrestling, Ancient Greek Boxing, Vale Tudo, Luta Livre, Shootfighting, and Lutte Senegalaise. Anabebe’s, Tar-Chan’s, Rod’s, Nid’s, Michael’s, Matt’s, and Lisa’s hybrid martial arts combined Pankration, Mixed Martial Arts, Professional Wrestling, Vale Tudo, Kapu Kuialua, Luta Livre, and Hardcore Wrestling. Even with their combined martial arts influences, one attribute they both have in common is their use of animal instincts and techniques to make them the wild, unrestrained, and feral fighters they were. There was a lot of fist-flying, gory grappling, radical wrestling moves, muscle-writhing, joint-crushing, and blood-gushing occurring throughout the jungle arena, and neither group of jungle warrior siblings wanted to cease with the bloodshed. Bundroc, Malb’yat, Tarzan, John, Kavandavanda, and…

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A Ferally Virile Tribal Muscle Death Battle

This first version of the death battle meme template belongs to Death-Driver-5000 and is dedicated to everybody who is entertained with the idea of having the four hulking and musclebound warlord brothers Zula, Conan, Ka-Zar, and Arkon and the four mighty and beastly wild warrior brothers in George of the Jungle, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli engage in a blood-spewing death battle full of muscles, strength, and virility. Sit back, relax, and revel in this manly carnage between four brutal warlord brothers and four wildly feral brothers. I take you back to 2001, considering this was the year that Disney’s The Legend of Tarzan aired on UPN’s Disney’s One Too programming block. This was also year this death battle took place between two groups of muscular brothers from two different tribes. This would be an all-out hand-to-hand bloodbath of a tournament that combined Pankration, Vale Tudo, Mixed Martial Arts, Luta Livre, Shootfighting, Hardcore Boxing, and Hardcore Wrestling. Their battle to the death took place in the Waziri Tribe’s training grounds in the afternoon, an all-open venue where the sun was rising high and spectators were about to witness the carnage. The basic rule for this all-out match between the two groups of musclebound brothers from the Wasai and the Waziri tribes respectively was that anything went. All forms of punches, throws, joint locks, biting, slashing, and gouging were permitted on all parts of the body, which meant that the combatants were going to give each other the unmercifully bludgeoning beatdown of the century, hold nothing back, and go ballistically animalistic on each other with all of their might, strength, and ferocity. The only qualifier for victory was if the team remained standing after knocking the opposing team out. The Bludgeoning Warlords of the Wasai Tribe consisted of 37-year-old Zula, 37-year-old Conan, 37-year-old Ka-Zar, and 37-year-old Arkon, with Zula being the eldest brother and Arkon being the youngest, especially since they could pass as quadruplets of different skin colors and varying muscular builds. The Raging Feral Kings of the Waziri Tribe consisted of 31-year-old eldest brother George of the Jungle, 30-year-old Basuli, 30-year-old Tarzan, and 29-year-old Maugli. All of the combatants were topless, gloveless, barefoot, garment-free, and only wearing extremely revealing G-strings while their powerfully built muscular frames gleamed in the sunlight, thanks to being doused in coconut oil. It was time for the two groups of musclebound combatants to flaunt their nearly nude muscular bodies for a bodybuilding posedown for exhibition purposes, especially for a crowd of warriors from all walks of life. The special guests who also attended this death battle were Zula’s and Conan’s 36-year-old husband Calais, Ka-Zar’s 36-year-old husband Zetes, Arkon’s 35-year-old husband Antiphus, George’s 33-year-old husband Namontack, Basuli’s and Tarzan’s 31-year-old husband Hercules, and Maugli’s 31-year-old husband Kocoum, and they were just as excited to witness their darling husbands engage in a bodybuilding routine and crowning it all with a fight to the death. Zula’s, Conan’s, Ka-Zar’s, Arkon’s, George’s, Basuli’s, Tarzan’s, and Maugli’s bodybuilding posedown routine was the calm before the storm, considering the front-double biceps, back-double biceps, front lat spread, pec-bouncing, side-chest pose, the crab version of the most muscular pose, and the hands-on-hips version of the most muscular pose they accomplished with flair and manliness. After that display of muscular virility, the combatants faced each other. The match-ups were as follows: Zula vs George, Conan vs Basuli, Ka-Zar vs Tarzan, and Arkon vs Maugli. What ensued between the two sets of musclebound combatants was enough to make UFC, Pride FC, and Bellator appear more like sweetly sentimental Hallmark holiday television movies and children’s shows airing on PBS during their heyday in the 1990s and early 2000s. Par for the course was Zula, Conan, Ka-Zar, and Arkon venomously intimidating George, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli stating by flexing their humongous muscles at them and unleashing terrifying roars at them akin to the ruthless Tyrannosaurus Rexes, while George, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli flexed their muscles and roared back at them like the mightiest of lions while baring their fangs at Zula, Conan, Ka-Zar, and Arkon to show that they were just as virile, terrifying, and unmerciful as they are. After that display of intimidating each other, the two groups of musclebound combatants proceeded to engage in acid-dripping trash-talk which made whatever pre-fight trash-talking in UFC or WWE seem like the Care Bears in stark comparison. Zula, Conan, Ka-Zar, and Arkon viciously smirked at the unfazed George, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli who showed no emotion at their more hulking opponents. Zula proclaimed that he would choke the life out of George, while George retorted by declaring that he would break Zula in two like a twig. Conan scoffed at Basuli and boasted that he would collect his battered body and mount him on his wall as a trophy, with Basuli firing back with his acid-dripping threat of snapping Conan’s neck with his bare hands and sinking his fangs into it for his meal. Ka-Zar cruelly smirked and cackled at Tarzan saying that he would use his mighty muscles to crush him and make his body into fine dust, and Tarzan shot back with a vicious taunt of devouring Ka-Zar’s beaten body whole, flesh, skin, and bones, and all. Arkon declared that he would smash Maugli until he screamed in terror, as Maugli taunted Arkon back by threatening to batter and slash him everywhere and give him multiple bruises. Together, Zula, Conan, Ka-Zar, and Arkon boasted that they would make George, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli their slaves, trophies, and male concubines if they won just as George, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli taunted Zula, Conan, Ka-Zar, and Arkon back that they would make them submit to be their slaves once they won their battle to the death. The two pairs of musclebound combatants got to their positions and stances. Once the bell rang, the two groups of musclebound warrior brothers charged at each other like hungry lions on the prowl and threw each other a series of sprawls-and-brawls, ground-and-pounds, double axe…

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The Super Strong Couple vs Two Bodybuilder Goons

This Two versus Two Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Inuyasha’s spicy, sexy, superb, and strong romantic relationship with his gorgeous wife Ayame. Furthermore, this power couple clearly demonstrates how excellently they can convey their strength as a married couple and as strong champions when crushing and mauling two of Ulrich Wernerstein’s bodybuilder goons. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage. Now, it is the seventh and final match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. 22-year-old Inuyasha, the Pankration champion, plus his beautiful 19-year-old wife Ayame, the Kyuk Too Ki prizefighter, are up against the blond-haired bodybuilder goon and the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon. What better way to wrap up this epic match than with this power couple and my number one OTP of all time fighting against two huge bodybuilder goons? The blond-haired bodybuilder goon and the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon may as well be prepared for more evisceration, considering what they have dealt with in previous match-ups. Inuyasha and Ayame are confident that they can take them on with all their might. Even Sesshoumaru, who is also on the bench after he and Shuran handled the blond-haired bodybuilder goon, wishes much success to his dear younger brother and sweet sister-in-law and cheers them on. The epically and spicily romantic couple and the two brutishly big bodybuilder goons are prepared to make the arena covered in blood and guts. The blond-haired bodybuilder goon and the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon attempt to make Inuyasha and Ayame submit to their chokeholds and piledrivers. However, their efforts are in vain, considering the many times when Inuyasha and Ayame block their attacks and come up with their own to overcome them. Inuyasha and Ayame then get to their fighting stances with frightening looks in their eyes, as they are about to knock the stuffing out of the two bodybuilder goons. Inuyasha unleashes a fantastic barrage of hammer fists, double axe handles, Superman punches, rear naked chokeholds, tracheal grip chokes, bearhugs, and neck cranks, while Ayame jettisons herself with a cavalcade of uppercuts, jabs, cross punches, hooks, overhand punches, roundhouse kicks, and axe kicks. They even take turns in giving visceral beatings to both bodybuilder goons, considering how Inuyasha continues to use his magnificent muscles to release his signature chokeholds and grapples, as well as how Ayame continues to use her furious fists to perform some thoroughly powerful punches. They remain unstoppable. Just when Inuyasha’s submission holds and Ayame’s punches should have done them in, the two bodybuilder goons are still up for more despite their badly battered bodies. Fortunately, Inuyasha and Ayame have just the tonic to knock them out. Inuyasha provides both bodybuilder goons a huge serving of his double axe handle, hammer fist, and neck crank combo, while Ayame charges with an uppercut, jab, spinning back kick, and spinning axe kick combo that sees both bodybuilder goons fall down like giant oak trees being felled by lumberjacks. Their friends including Eric Myers, Leo Corbett, TJ Johnson, Andros, Taylor Earhardt, Maya, and Ashley Hammond as well as their martial arts mentors such as Kazuya Mishima, Paul Phoenix, Ryu Hoshi, Ken Masters, Chun-Li, Cammy White, and Sakura Kasugano cheer loudly and jubilantly. Even Inuyasha’s and Ayame’s children Masataka, Masaya, Masaru, Kenta, Keita, Kazuhiko, Kaito, Kiriko, Momoko, Makoto, Mikoto, Maya, Minako, and Meika are totally excited to see their parents triumphing over their opponents, thanks to their super strength and undeterred determination. Remaining cold and unconscious on the ground are the blond-haired bodybuilder goon and the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon who are still extremely bloodied and bruised from all of Inuyasha’s and Ayame’s visceral attacks. It just shows that there are no prisoners taken when Inuyasha and Ayame dominate the tournament as a power couple. Inuyasha and Ayame emit a triumphant roar that rivals any lion or tiger in the jungle, as they raise each other’s arms in jubilation. After that show of triumph, they wrap each other up in a tightly intimate embrace and kiss each other passionately. Therefore, this power couple also needs to affirm their romantic relationship after their epic bout with some serious opponents. Inuyasha’s magnificent muscles and Ayame’s furious fists not only make them the mightiest power couple in any martial arts tournament but also make them a truly intimately romantic couple full of spice and excitement. This concludes this seven-part martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep on supporting Inuyasha’s and Ayame’s mighty sexiness as a power couple, everybody. Inuyasha and Ayame from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise. The blond bodybuilder goon and the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon from Totally Spies belong to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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The Flexible Throuple vs Three Bodybuilder Goons

This Three versus Three Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Hakkaku’s and Ginta’s sweetly and lovingly romantic relationship with their darling Shunran. Furthermore, this throuple also demonstrates how exceptionally they can bring their romantic relationship to great teamwork use when mauling Ulrich Wernerstein and two of his bodybuilder goons with their blinding strikes. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage. We are now at the sixth and second to the last match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. Now, 21-year-old Hakkaku, the Muay Boran combatant, and 21-year-old Ginta, the Lethwei fighter, plus their darling 18-year-old wife Shunran, the Shaolin Kung Fu maven, are up against the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich Wernerstein himself. This marks the first romantically-charged match-up in which my precious OT3 gets to demolish Ulrich and two of his bodybuilder goons. Ulrich is still pumped-up to overcome Shunran and her two husbands now that he has backup from two of his bodybuilder goons. Nevertheless, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran retort by stating that they will gladly reduce their over-muscled behinds to meat sold in a butcher’s shop. Shuran, who is on the bench after his round with Sesshoumaru against the blond-haired bodybuilder goon, cheers for his two younger brothers and little sister-in-law to mash those boneheads. The adorable throuple and the three brutish musclemen are prepared to throw each other down. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich all attempt to subdue Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran. However, the two wolf Yokai warriors and the panther Yokai mage are far too quick for the brutish musclemen. Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran get into their respective fighting stances to make Ulrich and two of his bodybuilder goons have what is coming to them. Hakkaku releases a barrage of elbow slashes, spinning elbows, upward elbow strikes, elbow strikes from above, elbow thrusts, horizontal elbows, and an upward headbutt to the bald bodybuilder goon. Ginta releases a stampede of knee bombs, jumping knees, flying knees, straight knee strikes, upward knees, downward knees, and a clinching headbutt to the bald bodybuilder goon. Shunran releases a flurry of palm strikes, leopard blows, tiger claw strikes, spear hand strikes, knife hand strikes, spinning back fists, and a spinning crescent kick to Ulrich. Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran alternate opponents, as Hakkaku and Ginta continue to give elbow strikes, knee strikes, and headbutts, while Shunran has her speedy strikes and kicks. Just when the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich thought it was all over, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran prepare themselves for their final moves for all three bodybuilder brutes. Hakkaku gives a jumping knee strike, spinning elbow, and upward headbutt. Ginta gives a flying knee, upward elbow strike, and clinching headbutt. Shunran gives a flying double kick, tiger claw strike, and spinning back fist. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich fall to the ground. Their friends including Rocky DeSantos, Zack Taylor, Adam Park, Billy Cranston, Jen Scotts, Kendrix Morgan, and Karone plus their martial arts mentors such as Sagat, Dhalsim, Adon, Deejay, Elena, Rose, and Pullum all cheer for the throuple’s triumph over the three bodybuilder brutes. Even their children Minoru, Joichiro, Junichiro, Jiraiya, Manabu, Takeru, Sentaro, Sakura, Sunako, Setsuko, Sayaka, Sora, Kokoro, and Katsuho cheer for their two fathers and one mother. Hakkaku and Ginta wrap Shunran up in a cuddly embrace, while Shunran showers Hakkaku and Ginta with joyously passionate kisses. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich remain on the ground still wincing in pain. They have made the near-fatal mistake of attempting to overpower this dynamic throuple only for them to get owned so viscerally. Hakkaku’s toughness through his elbow strikes plus headbutts, Ginta’s stamina through his knee strikes plus headbutts, and Shunran’s accuracy through her strikes and kicks have all proven to be damaging on the inside and on the outside to Ulrich and two of his bodybuilder goons. Therefore, this throuple is not one to mess with, let alone underestimate just because they are adorable together. Tune in later for the seventh and final match-up revolving around my number one favorite Splendid Seven pairing of all time against two more bodybuilder goons. You can already guess who they are. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep on cheering for Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran as a wonderfully dynamic throuple, everybody. Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich Wernerstein from Totally Spies belong to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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The Overpowering Bros vs A Bodybuilder Goon

This Two versus One Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet :iconDarkKomet: and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Sesshoumaru’s and Shuran’s exceptionally platonic relationship as a duo of cousins, comrades, and extremely powerful gold-medal-standard warriors who take no crap from their opponents. This is verified when combining Sesshoumaru’s lethal deadliness and Shuran’s brutish viciousness to thoroughly crush and shatter the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s attempts at grappling, striking, and throwing submission holds at the two deadly warriors that could make Dana White and Vince McMahon cheer their guts out for them. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage. We now approach the fifth match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. This time it is 23-year-old Sesshoumaru the Mixed Martial Arts victor and 22-year-old Shuran the Professional Wrestling gold-belt winner versus another one of Ulrich Wernerstein’s bodybuilder goons sporting shoulder-length blond hair and green shorts. The stare-down between two of the most skilled and powerful combatants of The Splendid Seven and the blond-haired bodybuilder goon is filled to the brim with tension that one may need a chainsaw to cut through the tension. Sesshoumaru and Shuran are totally unfazed by the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s threatening looks just as the blond-haired bodybuilder goon is eager to crush the both of them. Sesshoumaru instructs Shuran to perform his signature bearhugs, Full Nelsons, and torture racks on the goon while he delivers the many other moves that he has in store for the bodybuilder brute. Shuran complies with Sesshoumaru’s request, the blond-haired bodybuilder goon is ready to crush them, and the match begins. The blond-haired bodybuilder goon grabs both Sesshoumaru and Shuran and attempts to body slam them to the ground, maul them with chokeholds, and bearhug the both of them. However, it is too little too late for him to do so because they have a barrage of vicious attacks in store for him. Shuran unleashes a bearhug, a torture rack, and a Full Nelson that lands both of them to the ground, with the blond-haired bodybuilder goon on top. Sesshoumaru charges forward with a sprawl and brawl coupled with a ground and pound all over the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s face until he bleeds profusely. He even unleashes a barrage of liver punches for good measure. After that, Sesshoumaru and Shuran trade places, with the former taking the blond-haired bodybuilder goon down a trip to a hip throw, a Kimura, and an armbar. While Sesshoumaru keeps the blond-haired bodybuilder goon in his armbar, Shuran runs, leaps through the air, and lands on the blond-haired bodybuilder goon with an earth-shattering body slam. Sesshoumaru releases the goon from his armbar, as Shuran picks him up with a spine-breaking piledriver. Although the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s body feels like jelly, he tries to subdue Sesshoumaru and Shuran with his remaining strength. However, Sesshoumaru has one more liver punch in store for him, and Shuran picks him up and throws him to the ground. The fifth round is done, as the blond-haired bodybuilder goon lies unconscious. Their friends including Tommy Oliver, Zhane, Merrick Baliton, Trey of Triforia, Jason Lee Scott, Mike Corbett, and Ryan Mitchell plus their martial arts mentors such as Heihachi Mishima, T. Hawk, Charlie Nash, Zangief, E. Honda, Darun, and Ganryuu all cheered joyously for Sesshoumaru’s and Shuran’s triumph over the blond-haired bodybuilder goon. Sesshoumaru’s children Asagi, Dai, Roku, Kai, Shion, Moegi, Rin, Shiori, Kanna, Satsuki, Bunza, Shinta, Souten, and Ai, as well as Shuran’s children Kohaku, Shintaro, Taromaru, Suekichi, Taichi, Mayu, Souta, Satoru, Hitomi, Sayo, Mizuki, Koume, Saki, and Kokichi, cheered for their respective fathers. Sesshoumaru and Shuran raise each other’s arms in victory for the cheering crowd, clasp each other’s hands, and embrace each other. The blond-haired bodybuilder goon remains on the ground wincing in pain and pandemonium, as Sesshoumaru and Shuran tell him to stay down because the ground suits him. He thought he could subdue the two powerful warriors, but they were too strong and too skilled for him to handle. Hence, being at the receiving end of Sesshoumaru’s liver punches, ground and pounds, Kimuras, and armbars plus Shuran’s bearhugs, torture racks, piledrivers, and Full Nelsons is not the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s idea of fun. Sesshoumaru’s lethal brutality and Shuran’s rampaging stature make them a truly imposing duo of warriors who can crush the competition with all their might. Tune in later for the sixth match-up revolving around the first Splendid Seven romantic pairing in threes against Ulrich Wernerstein and two of his bodybuilder goons. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep on cheering for Sesshoumaru and Shuran as a duo of imposingly powerful warriors worthy of promotion, everybody. Sesshoumaru and Shuran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise. The blond-haired bodybuilder goon from Totally Spies belongs to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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The Potent Bros vs A Bodybuilder Goon

This Three versus One Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Inuyasha’s, Hakkaku’s, and Ginta’s epically platonic relationship as a trio of cousins, best friends, and brothers from other mothers who are super strength, stealthy stamina, and soulful spunk incarnate. This is especially evidenced in how Inuyasha’s vast repertoire of grapples, submission holds, strikes, and locks compliment Hakkaku’s and Ginta’s clinches and strikes against the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon’s attempts at grappling and submission holds. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage. The fourth match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps is about to get fiercer than ever before. This time it is 22-year-old Inuyasha, the Pankration champion, 21-year-old Hakkaku, the Muay Boran combatant, and 21-year-old Ginta, the Lethwei fighter, versus one of Ulrich Wernerstein’s bodybuilder goons sporting a ginger mohawk and greyish blue shorts. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon may attempt to threaten the tenacious trio. However, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta are unfazed at how threatening the red-mohawked brute. All they are intent on doing is reducing him to pitiful shreds. Being the super strong leader and older brother figure that Inuyasha is to Hakkaku and Ginta, he instructs them to go for the legs, shins, knees, and abdomen area to make the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon easily fall down. Hakkaku and Ginta comply, as they and Inuyasha give a resounding high-give to each other. Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta get into their fighting stances and ruthlessly charge toward the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon tries to maul Inuyasha with some punches. But he dodges them. He also tries to double axe handle Hakkaku. But he constantly sidesteps them. He even tries to catch Ginta with a bear hug. But he leaps away from them. Now, it is Inuyasha’s, Hakkaku’s, and Ginta’s turn to eviscerate the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon. Inuyasha begins with a Superman punch, a jab, a hook, a cross punch, a liver punch, several hammer fists to his face, and a double axe handle to his head before locking him in a rear naked chokehold. As Inuyasha is locking the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon in a rear naked chokehold, Hakkaku proceeds to deliver elbow strikes, elbow slashes, and spinning elbows, and Ginta delivers knee strikes, flying knees, and jumping knees. After that, Hakkaku and Ginta lock the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon in the clinching position and deliver a huge bevy of clinching knee strikes and repeated headbutts, while Inuyasha throws a bevy of rabbit punches, hammer fists, his signature double axe handle to the head, and a neck crank to make him fall down. Bloodied and bruised, the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon has some stamina to try to overcome Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta, but it is too little too late. The three warriors arm themselves one last time to subdue the brute with a ginger mohawk. Ginta knocks him out with one final flying knee to his chin. Hakkaku lands one final elbow slash to his forehead. Inuyasha delivers a strangulating tracheal grip choke accompanied by a bone-shattering jab to the face. The fourth round is done, as the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon falls face-first to the ground. Their best friends including Eric Myers, Leo Corbett, Wes Collins, Zack Taylor, Rocky DeSantos, Billy Cranston, and Adam Park, as well as their martial arts mentors such as Ryu Hoshi, Ken Masters, Alex, Dhalsim, Sagat, Adon, and Deejay, cheer as jubilantly as ever for Inuyasha’s, Hakkaku’s, and Ginta’s triumph over the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon. Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta tell him to stay down, as they high-five each other, raise their arms in victory with a loud roar, and group hug each other like the close cousins that they are. This trio is truly unbreakable in strength. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon thought he could overcome Inuyasha’s, Hakkaku’s, and Ginta’s unparalleled fortitude found in their combination of strength, stamina, and spunk. However, as he found out, he was unfortunately at the receiving end of Inuyasha’s grapples, submission holds, and hammer fists; Hakkaku’s elbow strikes and headbutts, and Ginta’s knee strikes and headbutts. Inuyasha’s magnificent muscles, Hakkaku’s fabulous fortitude, and Ginta’s terrific tenacity are keys to ensuring great victories that come in threes. Tune in later for the fifth match-up revolving around the last Splendid Seven platonic pairing that I have in store. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep cheering for Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta as a trio of mighty and tenacious warriors, everybody. Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon from Totally Spies belongs to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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The Superbly Strong Brothers vs A Bodybuilder Goon

This Two versus One Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Sesshoumaru’s and Inuyasha’s brotherhood as a duo of super strong, magnificently mighty, and potently powerful warrior champions whose repertoire of grappling, striking, groundwork, and submission holds demonstrates brutal ferocity pumped up to provide the green mohawked bodybuilder goon with a one-way ticket to vicious evisceration. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage. We have now come to the third match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. Now, we turn our attention to the Kazuya Mishima and Paul Phoenix as well as the Ryu Hoshi and Ken Masters of The Splendid Seven. I am talking about the legendary dog Yokai warrior brothers 23-year-old Sesshoumaru the Mixed Martial Arts victor and 22-year-old Inuyasha the Pankration champion being pitted against another one of Ulrich Wernerstein’s bodybuilder goons sporting a green mohawk and red shorts. The green-mohawked bodybuilder goon may laugh at Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha, who are ready to pummel him down in their fighting stances. However, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are not joking and do mean business. Sesshoumaru asks Inuyasha if he is prepared to give the bodybuilder brute a taste of dog Yokai brother power. Inuyasha responds with a hearty and enthusiastic “Oh, yeah!”, as both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha give each other a fist bump. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha charge to the green mohawked bodybuilder goon ready to mercilessly pummel him to the ground. The green mohawked bodybuilder attempted to grab Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha and lock them in a bearhug as well as a piledriver. Still, the two silver-haired dog Yokai warrior brothers were too fast and too strong for the huge brute. Inuyasha lands a double axe handle on the green mohawked bodybuilder goon’s head and cheeks and hammer fists on his face, ribs, flanks, and abdomen area. After that, Inuyasha gives the green mohawked bodybuilder goon a leg wheel and hip throw that makes him fall to the ground before he locks him in a rear naked chokehold and full body lock combo. Inuyasha tells Sesshoumaru to do his job, and Sesshoumaru springs up in the air and lands on the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon with a series of ground and pounds using his fists, elbows, double axe handles, and a headbutt. In turn, Sesshoumaru switches places with Inuyasha by giving the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon an armbar. He then tells his brother that he is all his, and Inuyasha proceeds to deliver a brutally bloody array of hammer fists, double axe handles, headbutts, and a tracheal grip choke with both hands. After all that ground and pounding, submission holding, and grappling, the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon arose from his bruises, but it was too late. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha delivered a double Superman punch, liver punch, rabbit punch, hammer fist, and headbutt combo. Inuyasha finishes it all off with a neck crank, followed by Sesshoumaru with a rear naked chokehold. The third round is finished, as the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon fell down. Their best friends such as Tommy Oliver, Zhane, Merrick Baliton, Eric Myers, Leo Corbett, Alex Drake, and Wes Collins, as well as their martial arts mentors such as Gouken, Akuma, T. Hawk, Kazuya Mishima, Paul Phoenix, Ryu Hoshi, and Ken Masters, cheered with jubilation at the two powerful dog Yokai warrior brothers triumphing against the green mohawk bodybuilder goon. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha even tell him to get accustomed to the ground. The two brothers raise their arms in jubilation, bellowed a loud victory roar, clasped each other’s hands, and hugged each other tightly. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are true loving brotherhood incarnate. The green-mohawked bodybuilder goon has found himself in a world of eviscerating pain when crossing paths with Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha and their ferociously lethal brand of brutality. These two dog Yokai warrior brothers take no prisoners because they have the submission holds, grapples, fists, muscles, and strength to overcome any opponent, especially if he is an unlucky one in the green-mohawked bodybuilder goon. Stay tuned for the fourth match-up. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep cheering for Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha as a pair of super strong dog Yokai warrior brothers, everybody. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise. The Green Mohawked Bodybuilder Goon from Totally Spies belongs to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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The Steely Striker Sisters vs Ulrich Wernerstein

This Two versus One Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Ayame’s and Shunran’s sisterhood as a duo of striking ladies willing to give Ulrich Wernerstein a whole world of pain and pandemonium. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage. I take you back to December 12, 2004, in the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. For the first match-up of this epic martial arts tournament, it is the two auburn-haired sisters known for their pulsating strikes, 19-year-old Ayame the Kyuk Too Ki prizefighter and 18-year-old Shunran the Shaolin Kung Fu maven, versus 45-year-old former bodybuilder Ulrich Wernerstein. Ulrich would find himself initially guffawing at the thought of two auburn-haired Yokai sisters striking him down because he is a lot bigger than them, thus making their punches, kicks, and strikes ineffective against him. He would even call them nothing more than “little women who need to go back to the kitchen and do the cooking, cleaning, and all the housewife duties.” Both Ayame and Shunran would be totally disgusted at what Ulrich is insinuating and attack him. Ulrich may have his choke slams and throws on standby, but Ayame and Shunran are not the type of fighters who surrender that easily. Therefore, Ulrich is in a world of pain once Ayame and Shunran strike back at him after he delivered those chokes and throws at them. Ayame propels herself by delivering a blinding Superman punch to Ulrich’s face, targeting his nose and mouth. While Shunran launches a gut-busting palm strike at Ulrich’s abdomen area. Ayame proceeds with an uppercut to Ulrich’s chin and several cross punches landing on his cheeks, with Shunran unleashing a barrage of spear hand strikes and knife hand strikes on his midsection, flanks, and abdomen area. Ulrich attempts to crush them by landing a double axe handle, but Ayame and Shunran are too fast for him. Ayame then delivers a leg kick, calf kick, shin kick, and knee strike combo to Ulrich’s shins, calves, knees, and pelvic area. Shunran targets his head, shoulders, and chest by delivering a flurry of roundhouse kicks, spinning back kicks, front kicks, and shuffle kicks. Even with all those blows being delivered, Ulrich tries not to give up, but it is too late. Ayame delivers an uppercut and a jab. Shunran delivers a leopard blow and a nerve strike. Finally, both Ayame and Shunran deliver an axe kick and a butterfly kick respectively to Ulrich’s head, as he falls unconscious to the ground like a felled oak tree. With Ayame’s brutal blows and Shunran’s spot-on strikes combined, these two auburn-haired sisters stand tall and triumphant in the first round against Ulrich Wernerstein. Even their best gal pals including Ashley Hammond, Taylor Earhardt, Maya, Kendrix Morgan, Karone, Cassie Chan, and Jen Scotts as well as their martial arts mentors such as Chun-Li, Cammy White, Sakura Kasugano, Rose, Elena, Nina Williams, and Anna Williams are cheering loudly for their triumph. Moreover, Alex and Britney are just as overjoyed to see Ayame and Shunran triumph over Ulrich. To wrap things up, Ayame and Shunran approach a still-unconscious yet quivering Ulrich and state that their husbands, Inuyasha in Ayame’s case as well as Hakkaku and Ginta in Shunran’s case, may love them with all their hearts, but they have single-handedly proven that they will never be home-drawn housewives. This is because Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta always cheer for them to win. Ayame and Shunran embrace each other like truly loving sisters and strike a victorious pose for the crowd. Ulrich Wernerstein learned the hard way of trying to overcome two powerful striker sisters, Ayame and Shunran, as evident in how they paralyzed him with their punches, kicks, and strikes. Therefore, Ayame and Shunran emerged triumphantly and honorably, but this is just the first match-up. Tune in later for the second match-up. Until then, take care, stay safe, and never mess with Ayame and Shunran as a pair of steely striker sisters, everybody. Ayame and Shunran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise. Ulrich Wernerstein from Totally Spies belongs to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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The Splendid Seven vs Ulrich and his Muscle Goons

This first version of the death battle meme template belongs to Death-Driver-5000 and it is dedicated to those who find the idea of seven powerful Yokai martial artists such as Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran being involved in a martial arts tournament against Ulrich Wernerstein and his bodybuilder goons. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage that is about to unfold. Imagine transporting yourselves back to December 12, 2004, which was when “The Incredible Bulk” initially aired on Cartoon Network USA, and found yourselves as part of the audience in what martial arts history books argue is one of the most viscerally exciting martial arts tournaments to be hosted. The tournament in question is The Splendid Seven consisting of 23-year-old mixed martial artist Sesshoumaru, 22-year-old professional wrestler Shuran, 22-year-old Pankratiast Inuyasha, 21-year-old Muay Boran fighter Hakkaku, 21-year-old Lethwei combatant Ginta, 19-year-old Kyuk Too Ki prizefighter Ayame, and 18-year-old Shaolin Kung Fu specialist Shunran versus 45-year-old former bodybuilder Ulrich Wernerstein and his four toweringly muscled bodybuilder goons. The venue is the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps, with the main tournament being in a factory setting where Bulky Bars are being produced. You are seated alongside 17-year-old WOOHP agent Alex, who thankfully did not end up eating the Bulky Bars, and her beloved 22-year-old gym instructor/bodybuilder boyfriend Raymond, who was miraculously cured from the Bulky Bars’ devastating effects, as well as Alex’s best friends, 17-year-olds Sam, Clover, and Britney; 33-year-old Cabo bodybuilder Robert Beefcake, and 23-year-old muscle fitness model Chet all in the front row. Other esteemed guests include the Splendid Seven’s best friends for life The Military Squadron Power Rangers consisting of 29-year-old Tommy Oliver the White Tigerzord Ranger, 29-year-old Jason Lee Scott the Black Gold Zeo Ranger, 29-year-old Eric Myers the Red Quantum Ranger, 28-year-old Rocky DeSantos the Blue Zeo Ranger, 27-year-old Adam Park the Green Zeo Ranger, 25-year-old Taylor Earhardt the Yellow Wild Force Ranger, and 24-year-old Jen Scotts the Pink Time Force Ranger as well as the parental figures the Wolf Elder, Toga the Dog General, Olibu, Broly, Raditz, InuKimi, and Izayoi. Even The Splendid Seven’s martial arts mentors are present including T. Hawk, E. Honda, Guile, Sagat, Adon, Nina Williams, and Anna Williams. Moreover, The Splendid Seven’s children have also come to see their parents dishing out serious blows against their opponents. Everybody gathered to witness the unadulterated carnage that was about to unfold between intimidating Yokai martial arts power and muscularly brute bodybuilder strength. The martial arts tournament between The Splendid Seven and Ulrich along with his bodybuilder goons promises to be an intensely bloody one by virtue of the martial arts each fighter specializes in. The Splendid Seven has a storied history of Yokai martial artists who have shown incredible skills and combat prowess even against bigger opponents. Ulrich Wernerstein and his bodybuilder goons would have to do everything possible to break all seven Yokai martial artists although the chances of doing so will be extremely slight. 23-year-old Sesshoumaru is a Mixed Martial Arts victor with a background in Luta Combate, Luta Livre Esportiva, Japanese Jujutsu, Brazilian Jujitsu, Shootfighting, Shooto, and Pancrase. His icy ruthlessness makes him one of the most dangerously lethal mixed martial artists to have ever been promoted by the UFC, Pride FC, and many other mixed martial arts organizations around the world, and is hailed as a lord high executioner. Lethalness aside, he is also the embodiment of martial arts honor. He is especially renowned for his ground-and-pounds, sprawls-and-brawls, Kimuras, armbars, double leg takedowns, fireman throws, and liver punches. 22-year-old Shuran is a golden-belt-obtaining Professional Wrestling winner with a background in Lucha Libre, Hardcore Wrestling, Mongolian Wrestling, Sumo Wrestling, Turkish Oil Wrestling, Pehlwani, and Mallah-yuddha. What makes Shuran threatening is not only his tremendous size but also the sheer brutality of his radical wrestling moves, which have been the main selling points for WWE and TNA combined. Coupled with his huge size and raucous moves is his large-and-in-charge personality. He mostly specializes in piledrivers, suplex power slams, German suplexes, bearhugs, torture racks, full Nelsons, and sharpshooters. 22-year-old Inuyasha is a Pankration champion with a background in Ancient Greek Wrestling, Ancient Greek Boxing, Judo, Combat Sambo, Kapu Kuialua, Vale Tudo, and Ssireum. His muscular virility has made him renowned in the world’s grandest Olympic arenas, especially in Athens and Sparta, thanks to the beastly force in his blows and chokeholds. Inuyasha’s magnificent muscles are not just meant for show, but they also propel his super strength and make him a powerful warrior. He predominantly capitalizes on his rear naked chokeholds, tracheal grip chokes, double axe handles, hammer fists, neck cranks, ankle locks, and rabbit punches. 21-year-old Hakkaku is a Muay Boran combatant who has the knees, shins, elbows, and head of steel to propel himself against quicker and stronger opponents. What further accelerates Hakkaku as a combatant are his speed, quick reflexes, limber limbs, and total versatility of his strikes from head to instep. Hakkaku’s ferocious limberness not only compels him to keep on fighting well, but he has sufficient passion and tenacity to help him overcome any obstacle he finds himself in. He owns his opponents very well in his upward headbutts, knee bombs, elbow slashes, spinning elbows, knee strikes, elbow strikes, and thrust kicks. 21-year-old Ginta is a Lethwei fighter whose knees, shins, elbows, and head of iron are always there to give his opponents the best beatdown possible regardless of the place or the occasion. What thoroughly defines Ginta as a fighter are his rapid moves, quick dodges, blinding strikes, and relentless reflexes from the top of his head to his toes. Ginta’s rapidness in his moves is not the only defining factor as to what makes him astounding but also his charisma and fairness when he battles his opponents. He thrives superbly with his jumping knees, shin kicks, horizontal elbows, elbow thrusts, clinching headbutts, flying knees, and downward headbutts. 19-year-old Ayame is a Kyuk Too Ki prizefighter with a background in Dutch Kickboxing,…

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