The Overpowering Bros vs A Bodybuilder Goon

This Two versus One Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet :iconDarkKomet: and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Sesshoumaru’s and Shuran’s exceptionally platonic relationship as a duo of cousins, comrades, and extremely powerful gold-medal-standard warriors who take no crap from their opponents. This is verified when combining Sesshoumaru’s lethal deadliness and Shuran’s brutish viciousness to thoroughly crush and shatter the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s attempts at grappling, striking, and throwing submission holds at the two deadly warriors that could make Dana White and Vince McMahon cheer their guts out for them. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage.

We now approach the fifth match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. This time it is 23-year-old Sesshoumaru the Mixed Martial Arts victor and 22-year-old Shuran the Professional Wrestling gold-belt winner versus another one of Ulrich Wernerstein’s bodybuilder goons sporting shoulder-length blond hair and green shorts. The stare-down between two of the most skilled and powerful combatants of The Splendid Seven and the blond-haired bodybuilder goon is filled to the brim with tension that one may need a chainsaw to cut through the tension. Sesshoumaru and Shuran are totally unfazed by the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s threatening looks just as the blond-haired bodybuilder goon is eager to crush the both of them. Sesshoumaru instructs Shuran to perform his signature bearhugs, Full Nelsons, and torture racks on the goon while he delivers the many other moves that he has in store for the bodybuilder brute. Shuran complies with Sesshoumaru’s request, the blond-haired bodybuilder goon is ready to crush them, and the match begins.

The blond-haired bodybuilder goon grabs both Sesshoumaru and Shuran and attempts to body slam them to the ground, maul them with chokeholds, and bearhug the both of them. However, it is too little too late for him to do so because they have a barrage of vicious attacks in store for him. Shuran unleashes a bearhug, a torture rack, and a Full Nelson that lands both of them to the ground, with the blond-haired bodybuilder goon on top. Sesshoumaru charges forward with a sprawl and brawl coupled with a ground and pound all over the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s face until he bleeds profusely. He even unleashes a barrage of liver punches for good measure. After that, Sesshoumaru and Shuran trade places, with the former taking the blond-haired bodybuilder goon down a trip to a hip throw, a Kimura, and an armbar. While Sesshoumaru keeps the blond-haired bodybuilder goon in his armbar, Shuran runs, leaps through the air, and lands on the blond-haired bodybuilder goon with an earth-shattering body slam. Sesshoumaru releases the goon from his armbar, as Shuran picks him up with a spine-breaking piledriver.

Although the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s body feels like jelly, he tries to subdue Sesshoumaru and Shuran with his remaining strength. However, Sesshoumaru has one more liver punch in store for him, and Shuran picks him up and throws him to the ground. The fifth round is done, as the blond-haired bodybuilder goon lies unconscious. Their friends including Tommy Oliver, Zhane, Merrick Baliton, Trey of Triforia, Jason Lee Scott, Mike Corbett, and Ryan Mitchell plus their martial arts mentors such as Heihachi Mishima, T. Hawk, Charlie Nash, Zangief, E. Honda, Darun, and Ganryuu all cheered joyously for Sesshoumaru’s and Shuran’s triumph over the blond-haired bodybuilder goon. Sesshoumaru’s children Asagi, Dai, Roku, Kai, Shion, Moegi, Rin, Shiori, Kanna, Satsuki, Bunza, Shinta, Souten, and Ai, as well as Shuran’s children Kohaku, Shintaro, Taromaru, Suekichi, Taichi, Mayu, Souta, Satoru, Hitomi, Sayo, Mizuki, Koume, Saki, and Kokichi, cheered for their respective fathers. Sesshoumaru and Shuran raise each other’s arms in victory for the cheering crowd, clasp each other’s hands, and embrace each other.

The blond-haired bodybuilder goon remains on the ground wincing in pain and pandemonium, as Sesshoumaru and Shuran tell him to stay down because the ground suits him. He thought he could subdue the two powerful warriors, but they were too strong and too skilled for him to handle. Hence, being at the receiving end of Sesshoumaru’s liver punches, ground and pounds, Kimuras, and armbars plus Shuran’s bearhugs, torture racks, piledrivers, and Full Nelsons is not the blond-haired bodybuilder goon’s idea of fun. Sesshoumaru’s lethal brutality and Shuran’s rampaging stature make them a truly imposing duo of warriors who can crush the competition with all their might. Tune in later for the sixth match-up revolving around the first Splendid Seven romantic pairing in threes against Ulrich Wernerstein and two of his bodybuilder goons. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep on cheering for Sesshoumaru and Shuran as a duo of imposingly powerful warriors worthy of promotion, everybody.

Sesshoumaru and Shuran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.

The blond-haired bodybuilder goon from Totally Spies belongs to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.