Next Generation

Greetings, all ye Brickercup, Blossoomer, Blossutch, Butchubbles, and Boomubbles OTP shippers and fans from all over the world, it is I your old pal Antoni here with another written entry. Yes, I know this is kind of blasé to my readers who have tuned in to my most favorite RRB x PPG ships of all time and the children I and my dear friends KatyGorl, Misse-the-cat, and CottonCandyGrl1969 have in store for them but I figure it would be nice to put in some headcanons as to how the couples’ lives are faring these days and some general headcanons for the children. With that said, let us get cracking. The Handsome, Strong, Dashing Superhero Dads and The Gorgeous, Athletic, Awesome Superheroine Moms Brick “The Bludgeoner” Green Age: 27 Birthday: March 5, 1992 Position in Team Xtreme: The Intrepid Leader Five Words that Best Describe Brick: Determined, Courageous, Protective, Street Smart, Tough Status: Married to Buttercup since 2011. Butch “The Baron of Berserk” Green Age: 27 Birthday: March 5, 1992 Position in Team Xtreme: The Brutish Muscle and The Second-in-Command Five Words that Best Describe Butch: Super Strong, Fierce, Impulsive, Wild, Rough Status: Married to both Bubbles and Blossom, respectively since 2011 and 2012. Boomer “The Fleet Athlete” Green Age: 27 Birthday: March 5, 1992 Position in Team Xtreme: The Comic Relief and The Lovable Dumb Muscle Five Words that Best Describe Boomer: Athletic, Loyal, Super Strong, Super Fast, Noble Status: Married to both Blossom and Bubbles, respectively since 2011 and 2012. Blossom “The Commander and the Leader” Utonium-Green Age: 26 Birthday: April 1, 1993 Position in Team Xtreme: The Tactician and The Brainy Beauty Five Words that Best Describe Blossom: Levelheaded, Classy, Cognizant, Savvy, Poised Status: Married to both Boomer and Butch, respectively since 2011 and 2012. Buttercup “The Toughest Fighter” Utonium-Green Age: 26 Birthday: April 1, 1993 Position in Team Xtreme: The Athletic Brawler Beauty Five Words that Best Describe Buttercup: Rambunctious, Independent, Brave, Feisty, Outspoken Status: Married to Brick since 2011 Bubbles “The Joy and The Laughter” Utonium-Green Age: 25 Birthday: April 1, 1994 Position in Team Xtreme: The Optimistic Pacifist Five Words that Best Describe Bubbles: Merciful, Forgiving, Nurturing, Loving, Generous Status: Married to both Butch and Boomer, respectively since 2011 and 2012. My Most Precious Main Team Xtreme OTPs Of All Time As one can tell from my main OTP ships involving the Ruffs and the Puffs, Brick x Buttercup is the only OTP that is strictly monogamous, considering that they are too precious to separate. Moreover, I can see neither Brick the Bludgeoner nor Buttercup the Toughest Fighter with anyone else, since these two clearly deserve each other. Ever since I got myself into KatyGorl’s art trade involving her Blossoomer and Butchubbles children, even though I was and will always be a hardcore Blossutch and Boomubbles shipper, I came to the marvelous conclusion that Butch, Boomer, Blossom, and Bubbles end up in a polyamorous relationship. Henceforth, Blossom and Bubbles share husbands and their nights of intimacy go something like this. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Boomer and Blossom have their nights of consummating their feelings, which is the same case for Butch and Bubbles. Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, Butch and Blossom have their nights of passion, which is also the same case for Boomer and Bubbles. Then Sunday, all four of them share spouses, which means that Butch gets to make love with both Blossom and Bubbles and Boomer gets to make love with both Blossom and Bubbles. Ergo, the polyamorous relationship involving Butch, Boomer, Blossom, and Bubbles is entirely and legitimately consensual. So, folks, this does make the whole relationship dynamics a lot more interesting than I ever thought of, which really shows my undying loyalty to all of the color-clash RuffPuff couples from Blossoomer to Brickercup to Butchubbles, the best color-crack couple found in Blossutch, and the best color-code couple found in Boomubbles. You are most welcome, dear readers. With that out of the way, let’s go to some couple headcanons. Brick x Buttercup (Brickercup) Brick and Buttercup have been married for eight years and with time they bore sixteen children, thus making them the huge, rambunctious, tough family that they are. Brick is still that large-and-in-charge, determined, roguish gentleman that he is and Buttercup is still that mischievous, outspoken, tough bombshell that she is. At the end of the day, they love each other for it and even in spite of some arguments, which are otherwise minor, they still manage to find themselves back together and have a lot of moments of spicy intimacy. Brick’s strength, determination, roughness, and large-and-in-charge masculinity is certainly a wonderful complement to Buttercup’s rambunctiousness, feistiness, and foolhardiness. Ergo, they could not have asked each other for a better spouse. As parents, Brick always ensures discipline in the household and Buttercup is the parental figure who implements it just as well. Their children look up to Brick because of how strong, tough, and rugged he is, while they look up to Buttercup for how tough, determined, and independent she is. Together, they ensure that their children stay as healthy, vibrant, and strong by doing a lot of physical activities with them. Overall, Brick and Buttercup are completely blessed to have each other in their lives, as they stick to each other like glue. Boomer x Blossom (Blossoomer) and Butch x Blossom (Blossutch) Blossom has been married to Boomer for eight years and has been married to Butch for seven years. Together, she ended up having sixteen children with them, the first eight were with Boomer as the father and the second eight were with Butch as the father, thus taking custody of all of the children she bore with them, at times with Bubbles helping out. Blossom is still that perceptive, cognizant, level-headed beauty, Boomer is still that lovable, adorable, physically strong dumb muscle, and Butch is still that tough, rough, wild, animalistic, badass muscle dude that he is. Ergo, their dynamics as couples are wonderfully interesting….