The Military Squadron Power Rangers

Deep in Stanton’s Woods was a spherical building encapsulated in titanium and chromium, which was the main residence of the Military Squadron Power Rangers. The Military Squadron Power Rangers consisted of seven members from different Power Rangers teams chosen to protect Andromeda City from all evil and harm. They were Eric Myers, the Red Quantum Ranger, Jason Lee Scott, the Black Gold Zeo Ranger, Tommy Oliver, the White Tigerzord Ranger, Rocky DeSantos, the Blue Zeo Ranger, Adam Park, the Green Zeo Ranger, Taylor Earhardt, the Yellow Eagle Wild Force Ranger, and Jen Scotts, the Pink Time Force Ranger. Eric the Red Ranger led his team with discipline, determination, and an iron fist, having learned from his experience as the commander of a police force known as the Silver Guardians, but was willing to sacrifice himself for his comrades and protect innocent civilians from harm. Therefore, his strong code of honor made him stand for what was right and just. Jason the Black Ranger co-led the team and was the strongest combatant, being g renowned for his sheer power and forcefulness when delivering brutal blows and submission holds against his opponents. He also possessed bundles of encouragement and motivation to not only challenge himself as a fighter but also the team in every endeavor. Tommy the White Ranger also co-led the team and was the most skilled combatant, with his main attribute being his lethal accuracy when striking his opponents down and his mastery of several martial arts including Karate, Kenpo, Judo, and Jujitsu. Martial arts skills aside, Tommy was also a patient and generous soul who saw the best in everybody. Rocky the Blue Ranger may have been a sociable charmer with a knack for parties, an equally huge appetite, and a tendency to be flirtatious with attractive young women, but he was a strong fighter who never gave up on his team and was the glue who held everybody together in times of joy, sadness, suffering, and triumph. Adam the Green Ranger was the team’s resident genius who was proficient in mechanics and medicine and was just as much of a strong and quick fighter as his teammates, thus being an exceptional combination of intelligence, quick wit, and rapid reflexes on and off the battlefield. He also used his analytical brain to strategize each plan of action before combat. Taylor the Yellow Ranger was a fierce soldier and Air Force ranger who was an expert in both hand-to-hand combat and military tactics. Physical and military prowess aside, she was also an organized and stern warrior who never fooled around with her opponents and was always willing to defend herself and her teammates from any pernicious invader. Jen the Pink Ranger was a formidable blend of beauty, brains, courage, fortitude, and stamina in her work as a Power Ranger and as a person. She was a well-rounded fighter who combined tactfulness and physical strength to overcome her opponents but also had an affinity for flowers and fashion, especially red roses and dresses made of satin and velvet. As Eric, Jason, Tommy, Rocky, Adam, Taylor, and Jen were training in their obstacle course, they were suddenly interrupted by a video call from Commander William Mitchell on the television monitor. All seven Military Squadron Power Rangers scampered to the monitor to attend to Commander Mitchell’s latest mission for them. “Rangers, this is urgent! You must head to Andromeda City immediately. There has been an influx of people being infected by a fatal virus.” Commander Mitchell proceeded to show the Military Squadron Power Rangers videos of people becoming zombified and painfully suffering from their wounds, thus having their skin explode with pus and oil. Meanwhile, a demonic entity was laughing at the people’s demise, as the sky was shrouded in damning darkness and poisonous smog. Rocky was disgusted at all the pus that he was seeing as well as the dead look on the people’s faces, “Guys, this is horrible. Who do you think could have done such a thing?” Adam got out his minicomputer, scanned the screen, and it displayed a profile of the demon responsible for the virus. “It must be the work of Jigoku-Aku. Look at the marks he has left on those people. He’s more sinister than all the past demons we’ve fought.” Tommy’s and Jason’s eyes widened with horror at the near-death terror that the people were facing because of Jigoku-Aku’s virus. “If we don’t stop him now, he’ll enslave everybody in Andromeda City.” “Right, bro, think how much he’s gonna make everybody there suffer.” Taylor responded, “Nobody has the right to infect and enslave those people.” Jen chimed in, “Not now, not ever. We’re going to bring Jigoku-Aku to justice!” Eric, after knowing what he and his teammates were going to be up against, declared, “You got that right, guys. Jigoku-Aku’s going to pay for what he’s doing to them. Commander Mitchell, you have our word. We’re going to put a stop to Jigoku-Aku’s machinations.” “Good luck, rangers, and may the power protect you.” Commander Mitchell said as the television monitor shut off. Eric assembled Jason, Tommy, Rocky, Adam, Taylor, and Jen into formation position, as he announced, “Military Squadron Power Rangers, assemble! It’s morphin’ time!”, and all seven rangers unleashed their power morphing devices. Tommy had his Power Morpher, Jason, Rocky, and Adam their Zeonizers; Jen her Chrono Morpher, Taylor her Growl Phone, and Eric his Quantum Morpher at the ready for them to transform into their suits. “White Tigerzord Ranger Power!” Tommy bellowed, as he now wore his white Power Ranger suit with a black and gold chest plate, and a white-gold helmet reminiscent of a tiger. “Black Gold Ranger Power!” Jason yelled, as he now wore his black Power Ranger suit with gold ornaments on his chest, arms, the top of his white gloves, and the top of his white boots. “Zeo Ranger Three Blue!” Rocky commanded, as he now wore his blue Power Ranger Zeo suit with a triangle visor on his helmet….

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The Firebenders’ and the Waterbenders’ Marriage

A long time ago in the lush city of Miyanomora, where cherry blossoms and red roses bloomed, making the air people breathed sweet and fragrant, there lived three firebender warrior princes named Robin, Kid Flash, and Zuko, and three waterbender healer princesses named Raven, Jinx, and Katara. The three firebender princes were the most courageous combatants Miyanomora had ever seen, with Robin being a fearlessly formidable leader, Kid Flash an athletically agile runner, and Zuko a relentlessly robust fighter. The three waterbender princesses were sagacious mages who have always fought with solidarity and honor for the people of Miyanomora, with Raven being an incredibly intellectual genius, Jinx an elegantly expert sorceress, and Katara a caringly compassionate soul. The three firebender princes and the three waterbender princesses had been betrothed to each other ever since the princes were 12 and the princesses were 10, specifically Robin with Raven, Kid Flash with Jinx, and Zuko with Katara, as there was nobody else in Miyanomora let alone the world they would rather be with than their respective betrotheds. With the princes currently 17 and the princesses currently 15, they had proven themselves worthy of each other’s unconditional love and trust. Healthy relationships and marriage prospects aside, the three firebender princes and the three waterbender princesses united their powers to keep Miyanomora safe from pernicious harm and did what they could to maintain balance. One day, Emperor Iroh, who was Robin’s, Kid Flash’s, and Zuko’s wise and loving father who had raised them all alone ever since their mother sacrificed herself to protect her family from oncoming pillagers, called the three pairs of lovers into the throne room to prepare for their triple weddings. He was happy to see his three sons and his three future daughters-in-law about to be united in conjugal unity, but also had a tinge of concern on his face, as he called them into his throne room. There was no doubt that Robin, Kid Flash, Zuko, Raven, Jinx, and Katara were pleased to see him, but his joyful expression then changed to a more furrowed one. “My dear sons and my dear future daughters-in-law, I have seen you grow in love, trust, honesty, and grace as the most beautiful couples that I have ever seen. While today would have been your special day to be married, trouble has arrived in Miyanomora. An evil demon named Akumakaijin has set foot to destroy Miyanomora and all its resources by causing toil and turmoil in the villages, temples, streams, and forests. You must unite to stop this demon right now before Miyanomora plunges into eternal drought.” “Father, my brothers, and our fiancées will stop this destruction,” Robin responded. “We will unite all our powers to cease this pillage from occurring,” Raven added. “I have faith in you, and I wish you good luck on your journey.” Emperor Iroh said, as the three firebender princes and the three waterbender princesses bowed in reverence and dashed out of the throne room. At a nearby lake where people were swimming, Akumakaijin began his reign of terror. He was a hulking demon with bronze horns on his head, crimson skin that was all scaly and rough to the touch, neon green eyes like lasers, spear-like fangs, sword-like claws, and a bellowing roar loud enough to make even a Tyrannosaurus Rex sound like a house cat. He breathed sulfuric acid from his mouth, making the air have a putrid smell and making plant life droop. The people who were swimming earlier scampered away from this terrible demon in panic and distress. Meanwhile, Robin spotted Akumakaijin causing chaos at the lake, and he along with Kid Flash, Zuko, Raven, Jinx, and Katara headed out to conquer the demon. “Your reign of terror ends here, Akumakaijin!” Robin boomed. “You have caused enough destruction!” Kid Flash roared. “We will stop your wanton chaos and restore order!” Zuko bellowed. “You have messed with the wrong people!” Raven hollered. “You are going to have a taste of what our powers are like!” Jinx yelled. “And we are going to give it to you right now!” Katara cried out. Akumakaijin approached the six mages, bent down to their level, let out a huge and terrifying laugh, and blasted them with a fireball emerging from his hands. “You puny, insignificant fools think you can challenge me?! Do you think you have the strength to save your precious city?!” Robin, Kid Flash, Zuko, Raven, Jinx, and Katara arose slowly, as they still felt the pain inflicted from Akumakaijin’s fireball. “We’ll do what we can to defeat you and protect Miyanomora!” Zuko groaned as he got back up on his feet. “Even if it means sacrificing our lives to protect the people!” Katara added. “So, what are you waiting for, demon?” Robin demanded. “Let’s do this!” Robin, Kid Flash, Zuko, Raven, Jinx, and Katara exclaimed unanimously. Akumakaijin charged himself up again with full power, as flames and brimstone erupted from all parts of his body. Robin, Kid Flash, Zuko, Raven, Jinx, and Katara readied their bending stances and charged headfirst into the demon also charged up with their respective powers. Akumakaijin then slashed the three firebender princes and the three waterbender princesses in one fell swoop, thus making them crash to the ground with earth-shaking thuds. Just as Akumakaijin was about to overcome the six mages once again, something amazing happened. They sprang back into action once again to deliver some powerful attacks that did a huge number on Akumakaijin. Robin lept up the air and unleashed seven powerful jabs, hooks, and cross punches fueled by fire to Akumakaijin’s eyes. Kid Flash created a fiery whirlwind to disorient him. Zuko formed a flame-like spear to throw at his stomach. Raven, Jinx, and Katara raised their hands to recite the incantation “Aquarios Metrion Zinthos” and unleashed a tidal wave from their hands to extinguish Akumakaijin’s flames. To add further damage to the demon, Raven shot icicles from her hands to his eyes, Jinx flung ice blades from…

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Forever Red: The Red Ranger Rap

(The Angel Grove Concert Hall. Millions of Power Rangers fans young and old enter the building to watch the Forever Red rap concert. Everybody finds their seats, thus anticipating today’s event. The curtain rises to reveal a robot with a discus-like head and a lightning emblem on his chest. The robot is short and is colored gold, red, and purple and is named Alpha 5.)   Alpha 5: Ay yi yi yi, what a full house this is! Greetings, Power Rangers fans from all over the world. Welcome to the show. My name is Alpha 5, your host for tonight’s concert. Do you know what time it is?   Audience: Yeah! It’s Red Ranger Rap Time!   Alpha 5: You said it, and here they are now!   (Alpha 5 exits the stage, once the offstage hip hop beats played by Bulk, a rotund man on the turntables, Skull, a skinny man on percussions, Lieutenant Stone, a tall man on the keyboard, and Professor Phenomenous, an old man on the brass instruments, commence. Jason Lee Scott from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Aurico from Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers, Tommy Oliver from Power Rangers Zeo, Theodore Jay “TJ” Jarvis Johnson from Power Rangers Turbo, Andros from Power Rangers in Space, Leo Corbett from Power Rangers Lost Galaxy, Carter Grayson from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, Wesley “Wes” Collins, Alex Drake, and Eric Myers from Power Rangers Time Force; and Cole Evans from Power Rangers Wild Force emerge from backstage all dressed in red t-shirts with their names imprinted on them, crimson pants, and black rubber shoes to greet the audience.)   Jason, Aurico, Tommy, TJ, Andros, Leo, Carter, Wes, Alex, Eric, and Cole: Hey, everybody!   Jason (to the audience): All right, everybody, we hope you all enjoy the show.   Tommy (to the audience): So, let’s not waste any more time, and let’s rap!   Jason, Aurico, TJ, Andros, Leo, Carter, Wes, Alex, Eric, and Cole: Right!   (The eleven Red Power Rangers start dancing by moving their hips, moving side to side while clapping, moving their hands from side to side, and doing a few turns. They then form their first formation, with Jason in the front and Tommy following behind him.)   Jason: My name’s Jason, and I am the OG! Leading my team is no easy feat!   Tommy: Yo, I’m Tommy the dude with mad moves! Putties better run before I do my groove! Hiya si hiya! Ayah si hey! Choo! Choo! Hai! Hee! Hey! Oh!   (Tommy does a series of punches, high kicks, knife-hand strikes, and spear-hand strikes and lands his final pretend punch on Aurico. Aurico pretends to be hurt by holding his nose, and Tommy has an exaggerated expression of shock. After that display, the eleven Red Rangers continue to dance and form another formation, with all eleven of them lined up in a straight line, before Aurico steps up front.)   Aurico: My name is Aurico And I’d like you to know That you are not alone When we run the show.   TJ: ‘Sup I’m TJ! I’m always on the go. Shifting into turbo truly brightens my day!   (Aurico and TJ swing their hips left and right before all eleven Red Power Rangers dance by moving left and right and doing light kicks to the front. Eric remains standing, as the ten other Red Rangers squat to the ground.)   Eric: The name is Eric And I win every hour With my super awesome Quantum Power!   (Eric makes a step to the left and pulls his arms back with his fists clenched. He opens his hands wide, moving them from side to side. Finally, Eric leaps into the air with a spinning kick, lands down with two front punches, raises his arms, and crouches down before Wes stands up.)   Wes: Hey, I’m Wes! And I’m feeling great! Protecting and serving are my prime mandates!   (Wes puts his left foot to one side, his right foot to the other side, and does a small leap before stretching his arms up high and the remaining ten Red Power Rangers stand up to dance by moving from side to side. They crouch down with Alex standing up.)   Alex: My name is Alex And there’s no place to run ‘Til my comrades and I get our duties done! Hyah! Eyah! Ho! Shoo! To! Yah! Choo! Yah! Hai! Ho! Hai! YAH!   (Alex launches front punches, knife-hand strikes, and a huge roundhouse kick, thus demonstrating that he is not a man to mess with. After Alex’s martial arts display, the eleven Red Power Rangers make a new formation, with Andros in the center and Cole in the right.)   Tommy, Jason, Aurico, TJ, Leo, Carter, Wes, Alex, Eric, and Cole: Here comes Andros looking absolutely fly!   Andros: Justice and peace will never leave us dry!   Tommy, Jason, Aurico, TJ, Leo, Carter Wes, Alex, and Eric: Look! There’s Cole with his great big heart!   Cole: These guys have helped me improve my martial arts!   (Cole bows, gets into his fighting stance, and does a knife-hand strike as if he were breaking a board.)   Leo: My name’s Leo, and I roar really loud.   Tommy, Jason, Aurico, TJ, Andros, Leo, Carter, Wes, Alex, Eric, and Cole: We do the right thing, and it makes us really proud! Last comes Carter, and we’re all complete!   Carter: We’re heroes through and through, and it feels mighty sweet!   (Tommy, Jason, Aurico, TJ, Andros, Leo, Carter, Wes, Alex, Eric, and Cole jump around in circles standing straight while the “Go, Go, Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!” chords play. After jumping around, all eleven Red Power Rangers face the front and extend their arms up in the air with smiles on their faces. The audience claps loudly. All eleven Red Power Rangers take their bows.)

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The Splendid Seven Main Martial Arts Pairings

Greetings, Splendid Seven devotees, martial arts aficionados, and fighting video game fans. Antoni here with another written entry focusing on Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran specializing in the martial arts they do. I will say this once, and I will say this again. Practicing martial arts works better when two or more people are involved. Furthermore, overcoming opponents is more effective and enjoyable when accomplished in groups of two or three, thus uniting their collective efforts to give any and every opponent a well-deserved beating as well as a more beautiful triumph.   If you know my Splendid Seven AU headcanon, you would recognize that I have three platonic pairings of two, two platonic pairings of three, one romantic pairing of two, and one romantic pairing of three that I love and cherish all the same. From each pairing in martial arts form, I will expound on their strengths together, as I have made their individual strengths clear in previous submissions ad nauseam, and the combined attacks opponents need to look out for unless they want to suffer the physical ramifications of each pairing’s attacks. With that said, let us get ready to rumble and open up cans of whoop-ass together.   Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha (BroTP): Mixed Martial Arts and Pankration As the two powerful sons of Toga and InuKimi, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are muscular power and strong virility personified. These two Alpha Male dog Yokai brothers stand above any competition as a formidable duo of mighty warriors. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha would start off by giving their opponents an overhand punch and liver punch combo, with Inuyasha landing a double axe handle on their heads. Inuyasha would then capture their opponents with a body slam, an ankle lock, and a rear-naked chokehold, and Sesshoumaru would land ground-and-pounds and sprawls-and-brawls, thus reducing them to a bloodied mess.   Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta (BroT3): Professional Wrestling, Muay Boran, and Lethwei Izayoi’s three sons are the definition of being strong together, considering how Shuran’s massive strength complements Hakkaku’s and Ginta’s quick reflexes. This hulking panther Yokai and his two younger wolf Yokai brothers define power in teamwork. Shuran would begin by picking up opponents and bending their bodies in a torture rack. While he does that, Hakkaku and Ginta would deliver headbutts, knee strikes, and elbow strikes galore. Once done, Shuran savagely drops their opponents to the ground, Hakkaku finishes them off with an elbow strike to the face, and Ginta an earthquake headbutt to bloodily silence them.   Ayame and Shunran (BroTP): Kyuk Too Ki and Shaolin Kung Fu The Wolf Elder is surely fortunate to have two fierce and beautiful granddaughters in Ayame and Shunran. This formidable wolf Yokai warrior queen and her younger panther Yokai warrior mage sister demonstrate the importance of never judging a book by its cover. Ayame and Shunran would commence by delivering their opponents an uppercut, spinning backfist, spinning back kick, and double flying kick combo to disorient them. After that, Ayame would deliver a swift jab to the face and axe kick to head followed by Shunran delivering finger strikes and palm strikes to the heart, thus paralyzing their opponents in cold blood.   Sesshoumaru and Shuran (BroTP): Mixed Martial Arts and Professional Wrestling Chilling beastliness and crushing barbarism are the hallmarks that solidify Sesshoumaru and Shuran once they step into the caged ring. No executioner in the world could ever compare to the relentlessly cold-blooded brutality that Sesshoumaru and Shuran have to offer. First, Shuran lifts their opponents and squeezes them in a bearhug, thus making Sesshoumaru pummel them with overhand punches and hammer fists. Then, Shuran drops them to the ground to let Sesshoumaru unleash excruciating armbars and triangle chokes before Shuran launches them with a skull-smashing, bone-crushing piledriver for total body annihilation.   Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta (BroT3): Pankration, Muay Boran, and Lethwei Muscular strength, metallic sturdiness, and malleable stamina unite Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta on and off the arena. There is no other trio who can ensure total destruction of their opponents than Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta unleashing an erupting volcano on them. Inuyasha first showers their opponents with hammer fists, jabs, and uppercuts then locks them in a rear-naked chokehold before Hakkaku and Ginta give them a barrage of headbutts, flying knees, and elbow strikes. Once done, Inuyasha delivers a sleeper hold, thus making Hakkaku give an elbow strike and Ginta a headbutt, to crush their tattered bodies.   Inuyasha and Ayame (OTP): Pankration and Kyuk Too Ki Inuyasha’s magnificent muscles and Ayame’s ferocious fierceness amalgamate their super strength as an outstanding power couple. Once this couple sets foot into the arena, it is akin to watching a public execution unfolding before the spectator’s eyes. Inuyasha first delivers jabs, hooks, cross punches, uppercuts, liver punches, hammer fists, overhand punches, and a double axe handle to their opponents before locking them in a torture rack. While Inuyasha gives them a torture rack, Ayame leaps forth with jabs, hooks, uppercuts, Superman punches, knee strikes, soccer kicks, and an axe kick to damage their skulls and destroy their bones.   Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran (OT3): Muay Boran, Lethwei, and Shaolin Kung Fu Hakkaku’s titanium tenacity and Ginta’s steel stamina mesh beautifully with Shunran’s amazing agility to solidify them as a vivacious power throuple. While these two wolf Yokai gentlemen can exude decorum to their Panther yokai lady love, they become executioners when faced with strong opponents. Hakkaku and Ginta initiate their battle by giving their opponents a series of elbow strikes, headbutts, shin kicks, and knee strikes before wrapping them in a clinch. Shunran then proceeds with finger strikes and nerve strikes to paralyze them and finishes everything off with a vicious leopard blow to their head to silence them.   The Splendid Seven’s main relationships in martial arts form solidify the importance that creating healthy communities can do while providing powerful opponents with great challenges as well as brutal beatdowns. Therefore, martial arts beatdowns work best when combatants join…

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The Fairly OddGamer – Super Mario Bros. All Stars

It’s the beginning of March-io in which I and fellow Mario fan Shadowflare review Mario games throughout the whole month. We start off with the classic games that made the Italian plumber the video game character he is today… on the NES (with a small bonus game for the Super NES). Do these games still hold up today? Make sure you watch the video and find out. Special thanks to Alan Peterson for designing the title card, Anthony LoGatto and LandyRS for voicing Scrooge McDuck and Sonic the Hedgehog (for Patreon), and finally Sergeant16Bit and PaulyBFromDa303 for helping out with this amazing “March-io” intro.

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The Splendid Seven’s Super Main Martial Arts Ever

Greetings, Splendid Seven devotees, martial arts aficionados, and fighting video game fans. Antoni here with another written entry focusing on Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran specializing in the martial arts they do. My favorite septet of Yokai martial artists has struck again with the martial arts I have provided for them. Moreover, this shall be the legitimately final time in which I designate their respective martial arts according to their personalities and specialties. This time, not only am I going to focus on the main martial arts they do as well as define them, with some slight retouches, but also their signature moves that can guarantee a great deal of damage to their opponents. Think of this as a mega-edited version of the one I did two months ago. Let us not waste any more time and get ready to rumble.   Sesshoumaru: Mixed Martial Arts With a background in Karate, Kenpo, Judo, and Jujitsu since childhood, Sesshoumaru has grown into a formidable Mixed Martial Arts practitioner fighting in prominent venues such as UFC, thus triumphing over his opponents. His focused discipline, unparalleled physical strength, and iron-clad code of honor signify how much he retains respect as a martial artist even when he is giving his opponents bloody beatings galore. Sesshoumaru’s double-leg takedowns, ground-and-pounds, sprawl-and-brawls, armbars, Kimuras, triangle chokes, and overhand punches can make his opponents’ organs bleed and skeletons break in cruel pain. Shuran: Professional Wrestling Whether American, British, Japanese, Indian, Turkish, Mexican, or Mongolian, Shuran is a Pro Wrestler who goes global and meshes the styles found in the likes of Sumo, Lucha Libre, Catch Wrestling, and Malla-yuddha to create his own brand of incomparable wrestling prowess. Grand showmanship and legitimate combat prowess are the attributes that define him superbly when entering the ring in glory and conquest. Shuran’s bearhugs, piledrivers, sharpshooters, torture racks, full Nelsons, suplex power slams, and German suplexes can leave his opponents’ ligaments, bones, tissues, and muscles tattered to tiny smithereens. Inuyasha: Pankration Combat Sambo, Boxing, Wrestling, and Judo form the basis of Inuyasha’s fighting repertoire to blossom into his main specialty of Pankration from Greece. Arena spectators believe that Inuyasha’s mighty muscles and stupendous strength are derived from Zeus, Ares, Heracles, and Theseus. Inuyasha’s rear naked chokeholds, tracheal grip chokes, camel clutches, ankle locks, hammer fists, liver punches, and body slams can do visceral damage to his opponents’ bones, joints, ligaments, muscles, tissues, and nerves, thus making them beg the Greek gods for mercy in vain due to the viciously powerful attacks he dishes out on them in cold blood. Hakkaku: Muay Boran Reaping the fruits of Thailand’s viscerally lethal predecessor of Muay Thai is Hakkaku who is always ready to wrap his hands and arms in hemp rope to do some serious damage to his opponents. Aside from ensuring nearly irreparable damage to his opponents, he does his best to bring honor to Thailand’s royalty, Muay Boran masters, and the audience who want to see a great fight. Hakkaku’s flying knee strikes, elbow slashes, elbow strikes, upward headbutts, reverse elbows, spinning heel kicks, and double uppercuts can easily destroy and distort his opponents’ skeletal structure, thus making their chances of recovery extremely slight. Ginta: Lethwei Harvesting the brutality of Ancient Burmese armies to be brought to the sandpits is Ginta a Lethwei practitioner constantly prepared to wrap his hands in gauze to knock his opponents out cold. It would be false to assume that Ginta has to be stone-cold to execute his opponents because Myanmar’s spectators revel in his charmingly lovable charisma when giving his opponents a hard beatdown. Ginta’s thrusting headbutts, side headbutts, upward elbows, downward headbutts, downward elbows, jumping knee strikes, and spinning elbows can damage his opponents’ organs, skulls, and limbs, thus rendering them pale and lifeless. Ayame: Kyuk Too Ki Taekwondo, Hapkido, Kickboxing, and Muay Thai are united by Ayame to establish her formidability in Korean Kickboxing also known as Kyuk Too Ki. It is through Ayame’s rapid speed, relentless power, thorough balance, and accurate timing that she can inflict boundless amounts of pain on those who attempt to challenge her. Ayame’s uppercuts, jabs, Superman punches, jabs, spinning back kicks, axe kicks, and roundhouse kicks can incapacitate her opponents while leaving their organs, faces, skeletal structures, and limbs thoroughly shattered, thus paralyzing them from top to bottom to everywhere in their bodies. Shunran: Shaolin Kung Fu Combining spirituality, harmony, brute force, and lethal accuracy is Shunran who capitalizes on Shaolin Kung Fu’s animal styles be they monkey, dragon, leopard, tiger, snake, praying mantis, and/or crane. Chinese royalty and Shaolin monks alike are both fascinated and terrified by her mastery of pressure points, varying ranges of attacks, and combining grace with power exceedingly well. Shunran’s leopard blows, spinning back fists, finger strikes, palm strikes, nerve strikes, push kicks, and double flying kicks can paralyze her opponents inside and out, for targeting pressure points is her main specialty of annihilation and execution. There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, the über final revamp of the martial arts I have in store for The Splendid Seven. Anything they can dish out in their respective martial arts, they can do so with aplomb and power, especially when they combine their skills to do a number on their opponents. Speaking of which, do tune in later for the beloved main pairings I have in store for The Splendid Seven in martial arts forms. Until then, have a good time and train well, everybody.

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