Demotivational Poster: Miroku, Sango, and Shippou

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, and totally Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, and Anti-Shippou. Sit back, relax, and revel in my signature disgust against these pitiful creatures.

Joseph, Mary, and the Child Jesus would be utterly ashamed of Miroku, Sango, and Shippou for their sheer hypocrisy, lies, slander, and falsehood. Hypocrisy because Miroku is a womanizer who thinks he is above Inuyasha despite being nothing more than a glorified sigma male, Sango is a loser who thinks she is above Inuyasha because of her physical strength despite him saving her behind on several occasions, and Shippou because he thinks he is above Inuyasha despite being absolutely futile in combat. The number of lies that Miroku, Sango, and Shippou have been telling Inuyasha to make them nothing more than glorified deceivers who remain disingenuous to his pain, loneliness, suffering, and lifelong ostracization, thus making them the worst people Inuyasha has ever had in his life. Slander because despite the many occasions Inuyasha has been saving them, these losers choose to show their ingratitude by belittling him for being a “simpleton” when he is expressing his confidence when acquiring a new skill with his Tessaiga. Finally, falsehood because all they spouted from their mouths are lies and half-truths.

The main Dunderhead family is a fine example of what deceit, lies, hypocrisy, and falsehood can do to create such a low-down hypocrite of a father, a false sheep of a mother, and a deceitful ingrate of a son to the point where the Three Bears would pleasure themselves in having the Dunderhead family for their main course. The only thing that has ever united Miroku, Sango, and Shippou, aside from Miroku bearing Sango’s three children and not the ten that he so wanted, is their undeniable hero-worship of the spoiled, bratty, annoying, pathetic floozy known as Kagome Higurashi. I have made my points about Kagome extremely clear that she has not grown in maturity let alone in combat prowess despite her fans trying to defend their goddess, so, I am not going to repeat myself in stating that she is nothing special. Apparently, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou are nothing more than reflections of what the fans do to glorify Kagome and her atrocious treatment of Inuyasha by pinning it all on him. For all their talk of solidarity and loyalty, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou are failures at their job as good comrades.

The worst aspect about Miroku, Sango, and Shippou aka Daddy, Mommy, and Baby Dunderhead is that they enable Kagome’s abusive behavior towards Inuyasha because “her feelings matter”, thus justifying all of the horrible sit commands she has been giving him just because he has been a jerk to her. Instead of encouraging Kagome to be more reasonable with Inuyasha, they cave in to her bratty attitude without considering how Inuyasha was feeling at his point in life ranging from his perennial ostracization from both demons and humans to his tragic relationship with Kikyou. Kagome already has a sheltered life complete with friends from her school while Inuyasha had nothing, hence he shrouds himself with a hard shell to protect himself. However, when Miroku, Sango, and Shippou choose to put Kagome on a pedestal, they do so by belittling Inuyasha and not allowing him to speak his mind. Even when he speaks the truth and his mind, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou choose to enable Kagome’s abusive behavior, not take full responsibility for themselves like they should have done many episodes ago.

Miroku’s, Sango’s, and Shippou’s failure to take proper responsibility for themselves while pinning their problems onto Inuyasha and worshipping Kagome like their goddess have always made them the stupidest, lamest, most pathetic, and most disgusting creatures to ever walk the earth. Their maltreatment of Inuyasha is probably one of the most legendary misdeeds I have ever seen desecrate the small screen. While it would be amusing to punish them painfully and slowly, the best thing to do is to let them suffer in complete silence. Even when presented with the opportunity to show their gratitude to Inuyasha, they permit their mouthpiece Kagome to do the work for them because they are nothing more than disingenuously pathetic cretins. Fans of the main Dunderhead family can call me a hater all they want. However, I only speak the truth and nothing but. The truth remains that I do not like how Miroku, Sango, and Shippou maltreat Inuyasha and put Kagome on a pedestal when he has done all the sacrificing and the fighting as well as improving himself. These three losers deserve to be burned and buried alive.

I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and never be like a bunch of losers like Miroku, Sango, and Shippou, everybody.

Daddy Dunderhead, Mommy Dunderhead, and Baby Dunderhead from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.