Liked Pairings

Credit goes to the amazing Ariel aka PurfectPrincessGirl for this particular Powerpuff Girls Shipping Meme. Now we come to the big PPG Shipping Meme and I wholeheartedly accepted this challenge because I thought this would be of great interest and enjoyment. So, let’s dig in! If you know me, I always love to start off with getting the negatives out of the way before I build up to the euphoric positives. However, given this meme, there are some characters I have marked as staying single for one reason or another. I know I should have marked other pairings down but I will give my explanations to suffice what I could have marked. So, before we get to the pairings I cannot stand nor touch with a ten-foot pole, let us attend to the characters I prefer to stay single. PPG Characters I Prefer to Stay Single Femme Fatale Knowing how unapproachable she is to men and that she is a straw feminist, she has no chance in ending up in a long-lasting relationship and probably for the best. Mask Scara Her eccentricity leaves a lot to be desired in a serious relationship. Men would easily feel intimidated by her emotional instability and no woman would ever want Mask Scara to be her life partner, even if she does have a questionable taste in fashion. Therefore, in my headcanon, Mask Scara has given up her whole gig of being a petty supervillainess in order to express her creativity in a healthy way by being an art teacher, thus inspiring young minds to step out of their creative comfort zone. The Talking Dog I cannot see this endearing hound being in any relationship. I see him as someone who has been enjoying his single life for 20 to 21 years and has managed to turn the Fluffy Bunch (Puppy Wuppy, Fluffy Kitty, and Cuddly Bunny) into upstanding creatures rather than the insufferable smegheads we had to witness in “Sweet ‘N Sour”. Ergo, in my headcanon, The Talking Dog functions as the Scrooge McDuck to the Fluffy Bunch’s Hewy, Dewey, and Louie. Roach Coach Why would anyone want to be with this slime-ball? Moving on! Mojo Jojo As entertaining Mojo Jojo is as a character and as much as I enjoy him so much as a villain, he is, at least in my opinion, a really crappy role model to the Rowdyruff Boys and he is not one to be in any form of relationship. Sorry, Mojo x Blossom, Mojo x Berserk, and Mojo x Moko shippers, but that is how I roll. He is that type of person who is more than content to spend his villainously hammy bachelor life for as long as he lives. Lenny Baxter After what he did to the Powerpuff Girls, would I ever want this creepazoid to be in any long-lasting relationship? I believe I answered my own question. He might as well just spend the rest of his natural life in solitary confinement, as far as I am concerned. HIM All right HIM x Bubbles (Hibbles), HIM x Brat (HimBrat), and HIM x Professor Utonium (HimProf) shippers do not get yourselves in a tizzy but please hear me out, as this is solely my opinion. I do not support HIM being with anyone, as I am pretty sure he will cause nothing more than grief and destruction, which he is really good at. Grubber, Big Billy, and Arturo Sure, I may have shipped Ace and Snake with Berserk and Brat respectively, but I do not really have an ideal partner for these guys and I am confident that they are more than willing to live out their lives as happy yet grubby bachelors. Fuzzy Lumpkins No doubt is this guy hilarious, but he can never keep up in any relationship given his hair-trigger temper and simpleton nature. Professor Dick Hardly He may be one of my most favorite villains and his appearance in “Knock It Off” is so darn memorable. However, it says something that even his fangirls should stay away from this exploitative douchebag of a person. This scumbag should really know his place in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell! The Amoeba Boys These guys cannot win at being supervillains even if they tried. How much more for getting dates? I think I answered my own question. The Boogie Man Finally, we have reached the home stretch with this monstrous gentleman. In terms of finding himself in a stable relationship based on faithfulness and duty, he is not that interested in that stuff. He is more of the type of funky debonair who could make love to anything that moves, thus having a string of flings, while enjoying his supernatural life as a literal party monster who loves fancy cars and to have a grand old time. My NOTPs Brick x Blossom (BlossSICK) I beg your pardon, Blossick shippers, but I think I make myself clear when I say, get this overrated, overhyped, over-loved, over-bloated RuffPuff pairing out of my face! I cannot stand Blossick because of their occasionally bloated egos and the high-and-mighty attitude they would have with each other if they were to land in a relationship. At times, I would want to rip my guts out whenever I see anything Blossick related. So much so that to this day, I can never understand why Blossick is so appealing when there are other better pairings for both Brick and Blossom. I prefer Brick and Blossom more as good friends and professional comrades-in-arms being the Team Dad and Team Mom they are in my Team Xtreme headcanon, thank you very much. Butch x Buttercup (Butchercup…BLECH!!!!) Oh, my aching, throbbing head, as I see these two green-clad toughies bicker, whine, bitch, moan, and Heaven knows what these two will get themselves into. Their stubbornness, their aggression, their loudness, and their over-competitiveness make me want to scream at both Butch and Buttercup to shut up and stop whining about their emotional constipation with each…