This is a vulgar, cheap, raunchy landfill of unfunny, talentless, and plotless shit I don’t think I’ve ever seen… but seeing Taylor Lautner get his dick chewed off by a reindeer was pretty damn funny. Again, Sony Pictures Entertainment blocked this review on YouTube to prevent any further debauchery of their beloved masterpiece. My response was the following:
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The Hangover sobered up, and franchise that made Zach “Gah-lee-fya-na-keys” an immediate superstar left us in a lingering state of shock and disappointment. So much for the “epic finale” of the Hangover trilogy.
I don’t get it. I don’t get you ladies. Female version of The Hangover? BETTER than The Hangover? No fucking way. I have never seen a chick flick so open with its sexual humor, having forgettable characters, a sickeningly weak female lead, and manage to include every generic, overused chick flicky/romantic comedy plot point at same time. This one was just asking for it.
Good fucking God Almighty cock shit face in heaven. Adam Sandler as a woman? Al Pacino? Celebrity cameos? Mexican stereotypes? How the fuck did Hollywood get away with this? Also features special guest star EddMasterZero, the Australian random reviewer.
Watch me turn this so-called feel-good family vacation comedy into an unbearably soulless anti-comedic shit-fest. The fucked up part: This totaled piece of garbage is actually copyright protected and all content from it is blocked by YouTube, hence the DailyMotion link. This was my response:
A review I did for a friend of mine. He almost teared up when he saw this.
The Asian Critic Chick gripes on the terrible second sequel to a comedy series she loves.
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The Asian Critic Chick reviews Digimon and gives her commentaries of the English dubbed and subbed versions of Digimon Adventure. Also features her first guest appearance, the MalaCritico!