Articles by Antoni Matteo Garcia

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Sango. Sit back, relax, and understand why I firmly believe that Sango is not all that because of how overpraised and overrated she truly is. I can hear and see the steam coming out of many Sango fans’ ears and heads right now when I say that Sango is one of the most overrated characters in Inuyasha next to Kagome. I can also hear a great number of people coming at me stating that I am being a misogynist for hating on somebody like her just like what they threw at me when I expressed my extreme hatred against Kagome. Heck, I can even hear retards thinking that I hate Sango because I want Miroku to myself, which is complete bollocks because I bloody hate Miroku too. Nevertheless, I am standing my ground and defending myself when I state that Sango is not all that great. Despite her strength as a combatant, despite her surface-level fierceness, and despite the promise she had as her own fighter, she ended up being nothing more than wasted potential. Sure, she is physically strong and demonstrated her skills in the earlier parts of the series; however, with every journey she and her companions endured, she seemed to become a lot more reliant on Inuyasha to comply with her, Miroku, Kagome, and Shippou, thus making her lame and pathetic. Sango’s skills as a demon slayer may have shown promise, given her epic team-ups with Inuyasha when battling monsters and demons, but the fact that she ends up kidnapped, poisoned, and subdued by demons and bandits alike makes her weak and physically lame. Worse is that she and her fellow losers Miroku, Kagome, and Shippou are nothing more than useless, thus making Inuyasha the de facto savior of their pathetic asses. I know I am still reeling from the horribly bitter aftertaste of Episode 100 because of how Sango participated in Miroku’s, Kagome’s, and Shippou’s smugness toward Inuyasha who, may I remind you, had to fight tooth and nail just to try to get them out of Garamaru’s cocoons. Instead of showing compassion and unconditional companionship as she supposedly promised in Episode 52, she just became nothing more than a member of the hypocritical ingrate brigade. Perhaps if she stood up for herself a lot more, stood up to Kagome more often, and was not a member of Kagome’s posse, she would have been a stronger person and not bought the whole girls stick together excuse. People can praise Sango for being physically strong and a formidable fighter, but how she behaved in the later episodes as well as after her debut appearance demonstrated how weak she truly was. Whether she remained as one of Kagome’s knee-crawling posse or constantly fell into Naraku’s machinations among other villain-of-the-week machinations, she showed how much she could not think for herself and understand that what Kagome was doing to Inuyasha, as in abusing the Beads of Subjugation on him out of her inane jealousy toward Kikyou as well as keeping him in line, was wrong and hurtful. Take away Sango’s combat prowess and she is nothing more than a sheep and a pathetic yes woman to Kagome at best and an easily manipulated dumbass in distress at worst. If it were not for Sango’s abilities as a demon slayer, she would have been nothing more than a pathetic weakling which she truly is. There is nothing worth rooting for Sango. Even if she were to demonstrate her boomerang skills and overall combat skills, she ended up as nothing more than a miserable excuse for a loser. When I was a young boy between 11 and 14 years old, I used to like Sango because of how strong and tough she was. Nowadays, as a 30-year-old content creator and full-time Master’s student, I find her pitiful because she defines wasted potential. Sango’s inability to think for herself and failure to stand up for herself to compliment her physical prowess make her a pitiful excuse of a demon slayer, a terrible companion to Inuyasha, and one of Kagome’s subhuman humanoids. Nothing about Sango is worth rooting for anymore because her flashy moves with her boomerang and weapons at her disposal are absolutely futile, especially when they are wielded by a pathetic loser. The one fate I would have loved for this pathetic loser and yes woman to have faced is to have her executed in the most brutal fashion possible. I think her ending up stabbed to death by assassins and chopped up to smithereens by warlords would be a fitting punishment for her. Therefore, I used to want her to rise above the obstacles. Now, I just want her thrashed, battered, and eventually die and burn at the stake. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, Happy Holidays, and do not be a pathetic weakling, everybody. The Pathetic, Two-Bit, and Stupid Floozy from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Sango. Sit back, relax, and indulge yourselves in the shame Sango has thrown herself in. Oh, Sango. Sometimes I have to keep asking myself, how can a female demon slayer so formidable as she is be so stupid and indubitably pitiful? The answer lies in how ashamed she should be for being complicit in her maltreatment towards Inuyasha, her horrid actions after her introduction, being nothing more than Kagome’s humanoid robots, and generally being nothing but talk while not walking the walk as a strong warrior. For somebody who is supposed to be physically strong, it is amazing how useless Sango becomes against a much stronger foe. A case in point would be Garamaru who trapped her, Kagome, Miroku, and Shippou in his cocoons, thus causing Inuyasha to fight tooth and nail to try to get them out of there. She may be human, but she was supposed to be the strong woman of the group. It just shows that she never had compassion toward Inuyasha and saw him as a pathetic simpleton. Sango needs to have a taste of her own shameful medicine because that is what she should be adorned with for all the harm she has done and all the rubbish that she was complicit in. Sango has proven herself to be the biggest conundrum I have ever seen because of how she may be physically strong, but she is thoroughly pathetic when it comes to being critical of who she thinks she is following. We are looking at a supposed warrior who may demonstrate physical prowess in the heat of battle. However, when it comes to using common sense, thinking for herself, and assessing the situation people less fortunate than she is are in, she fails on all of those accounts. She presents herself as this loving older sister to Kohaku when she should have learned that he was not psychologically prepared to be inducted in this field and keeps hating herself for losing him to Naraku’s machinations. She even presents herself as one of Inuyasha’s staunchest friends when she has done absolutely nothing to understand his point of view let alone accept him as her equal. Instead, she is nothing more than a pathetic hypocrite who truly does not understand Inuyasha as an individual, does a terrible job at being an understanding older sister, and is just a self-hating wench who is inferior to Inuyasha as a warrior. To add further to her shamefulness is how she still sticks by Miroku despite his atrocious actions towards other women especially towards Koharu in Episode 41. If you were not aware of what he did to Koharu in that episode, he asked her to bear his child when she came of age. Mind you, the douchebag was 15 years old, and Koharu was all but 11 years old. Yes, Sango was justifiably pissed with him, but she should have dumped his pathetic ass. Instead, she continued to stick by him because of reasons that are beyond my understanding let alone control. Perhaps the only reason why she remained with him is because she too is nothing but one of Kagome’s knee-crawling posse like her husband and surrogate son Shippou. Despite Miroku groping Sango at inopportune moments and womanizing with every and any girl and/or woman, she could not end up moving on from him because the only thing they have in common aside from their hatred toward Naraku is how pathetic they are together, especially when it comes to constantly taking Kagome’s side and not understanding Inuyasha’s loneliness, guilt, plight, and/or pain. Sango has brought more shame than glory to her name both as a demon slayer and as a person. Her self-loathing over Kohaku’s initial passing and eventual brainwashing through Naraku make her a truly pathetic individual with no guts and no glory. While she may be a physically strong warrior, she is mentally and psychologically weak choosing to be nothing more than a sad follower of Kagome instead of thinking for herself, standing up to her, calling her out on her abusive actions toward Inuyasha, and realizing that Inuyasha was far more than meets the eye in terms of his loyalty and honesty. Even more shameful is her choice to end up with the perverted monk known as Miroku. Despite her knowing full well of his lascivious actions, she chooses to stay with him for reasons beyond my understanding. Perhaps, Miroku knows that Sango is the only woman he can have as his breeding mare, and look what happened. The fact that Sango would end up sacrificing her life for a crooked hypocrite and pervert demonstrates how truly pathetic she is. She may as well end up as a rotten corpse for all I care. I hope you enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be a pathetic floozy like Sango, everybody. The Pathetic, Two-Bit, and Stupid Floozy from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Sango. Sit back, relax, and sit in for a spell, as I call out Sango’s foolishness as a pathetic sheep. Back when I first watched Inuyasha as an eleven-year-old tween until I fully watched it as a teenager, I did enjoy Sango and her brand of strength. However, as the years rolled by, and I began to watch Inuyasha more critically, I started to realize that Sango was nothing more than a pathetic loser who could use her head well, a lousy sheep who was one of Kagome’s knee-crawling posse, and a demeaning hypocrite who never saw Inuyasha as an individual but as a second to a third-class citizen. The way she carried herself into battle with her ginormous boomerang Hiraikotsu plus her weapons might have made her look cool and courageous, but she became even more useless as the series rolled on. She took Inuyasha’s strength and loyalty for granted, despite her knowing full well that he is part dog Yokai, and never considered his thoughts and feelings when it came to the similar situation he endured, specifically the loss of Kikyou. At the end of the day, Sango is another classic case of somebody who talks the talk but fails to walk the walk, as she had courage as a heroine but was nothing more than a pathetically brainless zero. Sango’s foolishness is legendary in the most negative way possible. From the beginning, she bought Naraku’s whole trick of framing Inuyasha for the murder of her clan hook, line, and sinker. Even after Inuyasha cleared his name from being framed by Naraku, Sango continued to not have any warmth for him as her comrade and as her platonic equal. Despite her going through the similar loss that Inuyasha endured, she never understood the special bond he and Kikyou shared when she was still alive and before he was pinned to the Sacred Tree by her arrows due to Naraku setting both of them up. All she did was immediately take Kagome’s side just like her stupid life partner Miroku and the crappy excuse of a Kitsune Shippou. So much for her stating that she wanted to stay by Inuyasha’s side during the aftermath of Episode 52. It is such a shame that Sango could not rise above her own mental incompetence, better herself as a good friend, and thoroughly understand Inuyasha’s point of view because her physical strength may have made her cool, but her lack of deeper compassion and common sense made her lame. Even more foolish is how Sango thinks she has every right to call out Miroku and his philandering ways but also believes that Inuyasha himself was a philanderer while he was not in any serious relationship with Kagome, to begin with. Sure, Inuyasha can visit Kikyou all he wants because he had major unfinished business with her as well as finding closure with her; yet, she along with Miroku, Shippou, and Kagome were still quick to scold him as if though he could not be his own person. What Sango has been doing is being the pot that calls the kettle black when she herself was not any more innocent than Miroku and Inuyasha combined. I do not mean stating that she had affairs with other men but pointing fingers without acknowledging her own shortcomings as a person. This also ties in nicely with how she is just as complicit in joining the Inuyasha is unfaithful to Kagome with Kikyou bandwagon all to make the prissy missy known as Kagome feel better about herself without thinking for herself and having Sango put herself in Inuyasha’s place to understand that the turmoil and loss he endured are similar to what she endured. To say Sango is a brainless fool is a mere understatement because she is not only a brainless fool who cannot think for herself but also a complete moron for not thoroughly understanding Inuyasha’s loss, as it was the similar experience she endured when she lost her father and her younger brother Kohaku before Naraku revived him as his zombie. It seems that she only got along with Inuyasha because he was a powerful warrior without understanding his inward need for compassion and companionship. Worst of all, she presents herself as a bigger hypocrite than Miroku, Kagome, and Shippou combined because, although she stated in Episode 52 that she wanted to stay by Inuyasha’s side no matter what happens to him, she is just as complicit in being nothing more than a fake friend who took advantage of Inuyasha’s strength and loyalty. What she is reduced to is nothing more than a member of Kagome’s army of skanks, which is a shame. Perhaps if she thought more for herself, she would not be relegated to be anything more than the sheep that she is. As Sango is, she is simply a pathetic zero with little brain. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be a brainless sheep like Sango is everybody.