Articles by Antoni Matteo Garcia

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, totally, and absolutely Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, Anti-Kagome, and Anti-Shippou. Sit back, relax, and revel in my ire against Daddy Dunderhead, Mommy Dunderhead, Auntie Dunderhead, and Baby Dunderhead. The complete Dunderhead family’s inconsideration, self-centeredness, hypocrisy, deceit, lies, slander, and sheer lousiness know no bounds. Despite what fans of these characters proclaim, I do not care what they think. If you know me well, I only speak the truth, and I refuse to sugarcoat anything revolving around these four losers. Yes, Inuyasha may have had his moments with Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou, but they have been lying to his face, maltreating him, using him as if though he were their lackey, and perceiving him as if though he were nothing more than their wild card. Watching Inuyasha more critically and from his point of view made me appreciate him a lot more as a person and made me hate Miroku’s, Sango’s, Kagome’s, and Shippou’s guts a lot more. Their brand of narcissism is on full display in Episode 100 when they just chose to snicker at Inuyasha after he rescued them from Garamaru’s poisonous cocoons, and it made me realize that they are nothing more than soulless sociopaths with no compassion and no consideration of Inuyasha’s loneliness. Therefore, these four floozies are pathetic losers. Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou are a true masterclass in narcissism, sociopathy, manipulation, deceit, psychopathy, nastiness, and absolute whorishness. I would never label them as Inuyasha’s companions. They were more like glorified skanks, whores, floozies, and obsessive sluts who milk Inuyasha’s strength, power, loyalty, and inwardly desperate need for companionship to feel better about themselves but not understand the pain that he has been enduring for years due to being ostracized by both demons and humans. All these four losers saw in Inuyasha after over 100 episodes is their bloodhound lackey without any personal agency and who is bound to them by some arbitrary rubbish caused by those accursed Beads of Subjugation that Kagome abused over and over again. Speaking of Kagome, she is simply horrible for abusing Inuyasha and for enabling Miroku, Sango, and Shippou to crawl at her feet. Cue the idiotic, stupid, butthurt Kagome defenders and fantards crying and whining that I am misogynistic without providing any proof or popping something out of their buttholes. How sad and savage. I argue that these four losers massively fail at fending for themselves. Whether it is Miroku relying on his Wind Tunnel, Sango having limited choices in attacks, Kagome only using her sacred bow and arrow only on dire occasions and not training herself with her weapons, and Shippou’s tricks being haphazard at worst and mediocre at best, having these four idiots try to fight deadly monsters and demons without Inuyasha’s help should have challenged them with everything they have. Yes, Sango is the strongest physically, but she is mentally weak and just as much of a loser as Miroku, Kagome, and Shippou are because she is easily manipulated. If they had fended for themselves more instead of manipulating Inuyasha and using him as nothing more than their lapdog, they would be more likable. However, they are nothing more than disingenuous paeans who are ungrateful, string Inuyasha along, and are simply pathetic. Inuyasha had every right to call them out on their disingenuousness, and I as the viewer was just as annoyed as he was when he wanted to hear how they genuinely felt about him rescuing them. The losers. Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou are nothing more than a quartet of helpless, pathetic, stupid, incompetent dickheads filled to the brim with narcissism and soullessness. I do not care if fans of these losers are crying and wailing and proclaiming that I am disgusting because the truth does hurt when it comes to these four ruthless humanoids. Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou certainly make Regina George from Mean Girls, Heather Chandler from Heathers, and even Evie Zamora from Thirteen appear saintlier and more intellectual than these four lousy, lying, low-down, four-flushing carcasses. Without Inuyasha, they may as well be maggot food because that is what Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou truly are on the inside. They are no better than the decomposed carcasses that maggots and bacteria feed upon, for they are hollow and empty shells of individuals. Miroku’s, Sango’s, Kagome’s, and Shippou’s days of manipulating Inuyasha and using him as their chew toy may as well be numbered. At the end of the day, these four poor souls shall be punished by having demons and monsters devour them. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be a bunch of manipulators like Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou are, everybody. The Complete Dunderhead Family from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, and totally Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, and Anti-Shippou. Sit back, relax, and revel in my signature disgust against these pitiful creatures. Joseph, Mary, and the Child Jesus would be utterly ashamed of Miroku, Sango, and Shippou for their sheer hypocrisy, lies, slander, and falsehood. Hypocrisy because Miroku is a womanizer who thinks he is above Inuyasha despite being nothing more than a glorified sigma male, Sango is a loser who thinks she is above Inuyasha because of her physical strength despite him saving her behind on several occasions, and Shippou because he thinks he is above Inuyasha despite being absolutely futile in combat. The number of lies that Miroku, Sango, and Shippou have been telling Inuyasha to make them nothing more than glorified deceivers who remain disingenuous to his pain, loneliness, suffering, and lifelong ostracization, thus making them the worst people Inuyasha has ever had in his life. Slander because despite the many occasions Inuyasha has been saving them, these losers choose to show their ingratitude by belittling him for being a “simpleton” when he is expressing his confidence when acquiring a new skill with his Tessaiga. Finally, falsehood because all they spouted from their mouths are lies and half-truths. The main Dunderhead family is a fine example of what deceit, lies, hypocrisy, and falsehood can do to create such a low-down hypocrite of a father, a false sheep of a mother, and a deceitful ingrate of a son to the point where the Three Bears would pleasure themselves in having the Dunderhead family for their main course. The only thing that has ever united Miroku, Sango, and Shippou, aside from Miroku bearing Sango’s three children and not the ten that he so wanted, is their undeniable hero-worship of the spoiled, bratty, annoying, pathetic floozy known as Kagome Higurashi. I have made my points about Kagome extremely clear that she has not grown in maturity let alone in combat prowess despite her fans trying to defend their goddess, so, I am not going to repeat myself in stating that she is nothing special. Apparently, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou are nothing more than reflections of what the fans do to glorify Kagome and her atrocious treatment of Inuyasha by pinning it all on him. For all their talk of solidarity and loyalty, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou are failures at their job as good comrades. The worst aspect about Miroku, Sango, and Shippou aka Daddy, Mommy, and Baby Dunderhead is that they enable Kagome’s abusive behavior towards Inuyasha because “her feelings matter”, thus justifying all of the horrible sit commands she has been giving him just because he has been a jerk to her. Instead of encouraging Kagome to be more reasonable with Inuyasha, they cave in to her bratty attitude without considering how Inuyasha was feeling at his point in life ranging from his perennial ostracization from both demons and humans to his tragic relationship with Kikyou. Kagome already has a sheltered life complete with friends from her school while Inuyasha had nothing, hence he shrouds himself with a hard shell to protect himself. However, when Miroku, Sango, and Shippou choose to put Kagome on a pedestal, they do so by belittling Inuyasha and not allowing him to speak his mind. Even when he speaks the truth and his mind, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou choose to enable Kagome’s abusive behavior, not take full responsibility for themselves like they should have done many episodes ago. Miroku’s, Sango’s, and Shippou’s failure to take proper responsibility for themselves while pinning their problems onto Inuyasha and worshipping Kagome like their goddess have always made them the stupidest, lamest, most pathetic, and most disgusting creatures to ever walk the earth. Their maltreatment of Inuyasha is probably one of the most legendary misdeeds I have ever seen desecrate the small screen. While it would be amusing to punish them painfully and slowly, the best thing to do is to let them suffer in complete silence. Even when presented with the opportunity to show their gratitude to Inuyasha, they permit their mouthpiece Kagome to do the work for them because they are nothing more than disingenuously pathetic cretins. Fans of the main Dunderhead family can call me a hater all they want. However, I only speak the truth and nothing but. The truth remains that I do not like how Miroku, Sango, and Shippou maltreat Inuyasha and put Kagome on a pedestal when he has done all the sacrificing and the fighting as well as improving himself. These three losers deserve to be burned and buried alive. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and never be like a bunch of losers like Miroku, Sango, and Shippou, everybody. Daddy Dunderhead, Mommy Dunderhead, and Baby Dunderhead from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, and totally Anti-Sango and Anti-Shippou. Sit back, relax, and revel in my utter disgust at this pathetic “mother-son” duo. The Christmastide may be a season of love, compassion, perpetual hope, and good vibes. However, I only have terrible vibes for this poor excuse of a demon slayer and this poor excuse of a Kitsune. Besides, Virgin Mary and Child Jesus Sango and Shippou are not! I know some people may see it a whole lot differently than I did, but, because I have been watching Inuyasha from his point of view, I argue that Sango and Shippou are two of his most atrocious companions next to Kagome and Miroku combined. Believe me, I will also tackle him alongside Sango and Shippou, as these three nitwits constitute the main Dunderhead family. These two knuckleheads may as well be a mother and son duo because at least Sango seems more fit than her “immature younger sister” Kagome in motherhood duties, and at least Shippou can have a mother figure in Sango who will end up taking care of him. It is such a shame that both Sango and Shippou lack common sense and the compassion that is necessary to understand Inuyasha’s pain and loneliness. Instead, they just treat him like a second to a third-class citizen. For a demon slayer like Sango and for a Kitsune like Shippou, viewers would expect them to bear some degree of mental resourcefulness and physical prowess. However, despite their varying degrees of skill, with Sango showing that she can be physically capable of slaughtering demons with her weapons and Shippou using the occasional trickery, they fail rather miserably when it comes to the much more challenging creatures such as Garamaru and his cocoons for example. Sure, the movies, especially the third Inuyasha movie, did show them becoming stronger in their skills. However, because the movies tend to stray from canon, their skills have not shown any improvement, and just rely on Inuyasha to rescue them nearly all the time. So much for this demon slayer and this Kitsune who just end up being very pathetic. What is even sadder is that they did not need to be this way. Sango could have been a much stronger fighter on her own and be in league with Inuyasha, while Shippou could have known his boundaries. Unfortunately, this is the case of truly failed potential on both parties. The only good thing about Sango being a mother figure to Shippou, at least in my view, is that she is a lot more emotionally mature than the abusively snappy dimwit known as Kagome Higurashi, although she herself does complete this stupidly pathetic family. At least Sango and Shippou get to be stupid, indifferent, and awful together as mother and son, considering how they are nothing more than Kagome’s extremely lame yes-people and enablers. Speaking of being yes-people and enablers, Sango may show motherly love to Shippou and take good care of him, while Shippou may demonstrate how much of a respectful son he can be to his loving mother. Thus, they can beautifully coexist as a mother-and-son duo who will be there for each other. However, the cruelly raw fact remains that both Sango and Shippou are just as bad as each other when it comes to not understanding Inuyasha and choosing to jump on Kagome’s bandwagon that he is a two-timer. They can never think for themselves let alone critically assess the situation Inuyasha is in without having to consult Kagome their goddess. In theory, Sango’s great combat prowess and Shippou’s potential to grow as a Kitsune should be more reasons why I should root for them. However, time and time again, their willingness to remain as Kagome’s knee-crawling posse and their inability to grow as fighters and individuals make them nothing more than pathetic losers. It is a pure shame that Sango and Shippou could barely rise above whatever potential they could have had. In a perfect world, Sango could have been more understanding of Inuyasha’s problems rather than be nothing more than a Kagome cheerleader. Shippou could have known his boundaries a lot better instead of being an ungrateful little bastard who always tried Inuyasha’s patience. Nevertheless, according to how they were portrayed in canon, they were nothing more than a sad mother-and-son duo who could never rise above their own biases let alone stand up to Kagome to not think too highly of herself. I will always argue that Sango and Shippou are only brought together as mother and son because they are both terrible companions to Inuyasha. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be lame like Sango and Shippou, everybody. Mommy Dunderhead and Baby Dunderhead from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.