Audio Abominations

To anyone who says they’re nostalgic for 90s music, point them to this song and ask if they still are.

Here’s a tip, if you want to have a break up song that has us sympathize for the main protagonist, don’t start the song with “No one’s gonna love you like I do”.

To celebrate Halloween, I decide to show you guys something really scary… a generic pop song where women objectify themselves, from 2009 no less. This is as tasty as Double Bubble bubblegum.

There are certain bands where the “emo” title they are given probably goes too far. Simple Plan are not one of those bands, and this is their worst song to date. And the worst part is, I can actually relate to the lyrics.

Special thanks to Cesar Marines for the request. As for the song itself, it’s not the worst song I’ve ever heard, especially when we have Surrounded by Silence to compare it to, but yeah, this song is a mess.

Think of this song as the teen drama that never should’ve happened. Also, keep in mind, this is just an experimental review, so don’t expect perfection.