This second version of the death battle meme template belongs to Death-Driver-5000. Furthermore, this is my contribution to this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ month.
Coming up on the show is an all-out family throw-down between seven yokai warriors and seven jungle muscle warrior brothers. Something tells me this is going to be a battle where the strongest family survives. It is pure combat prowess versus super muscular strength in the arena and there will be a lot of muscles, roaring, snarling, backs being broken, and bones being broken. Basuli and Tarzan have learned that if the two of them solely battled The Splendid Seven, they would be defeated once again. So, they have called in the cavalry in the form of their other brothers, Fernando, Init-Init, Bernardo, George, and Maugli. The Jungle Muscle Brothers are up and kicking with all of their might and they will do what they can to defeat The Splendid Seven.
This seven-against-seven between The Splendid Seven and all seven Waziri brothers is going to be an all-out, feral wrestling match complete with Boston crabs, bear-hugs, suplexes, back-breakers, lifts, punches, bashes, and neck-breaking, especially when these two groups have their claws, fists, fangs, and muscles at the ready. Do expect a lot of blood, torn ligaments, and thunderous roaring to ensue. Moreover, the contestants shall be barefoot, barehanded, garment-free, and in loincloths. Since Ayame and Shunran are women, they shall don tops that expose their midriffs like the jungle warrior queens that they are. The battle venue shall be in the Waziri arena.
Here is how this shall be grouped. Sesshoumaru shall take down Fernando, Inuyasha shall take down Init-Init, Ayame shall take down Bernardo, Shuran shall take down George, Hakkaku shall take down Basuli, Ginta shall take down Tarzan, and Shunran shall take down Maugli. Since this is a tag-team battle, the pair-ups can be mixed and match. Either way, the winning team survives.
The Splendid Seven are a complete package when it comes to combat prowess, super strength, lightning speed, and endless endurance. Combining Sesshoumaru’s stealth, Inuyasha’s strength, Ayame’s endurance, Shuran’s power, Hakkaku’s stamina, Ginta’s speed, and Shunran’s agility make them a worthy family of warriors who can use their skills to their full advantage. Ergo, they are absolutely unstoppable.
The Seven Waziri Brothers, now that they are fully united, are going to have to come up with a great plan to ensure victory. Sure, Fernando’s punches are volcanic, Init-Init’s combat prowess is unparalleled, Bernardo’s strength in his lifts and squeezes are phenomenal, George has a physically imposing build, Basuli is a great wrestler, Tarzan is a super fierce fighter who uses animal instincts, and Maugli is just as much of a strong, agile, animalistic fighter as his brothers, but they will really have to rely on their complete skills as jungle warriors in order to take down Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran. If all else fails, especially when The Splendid Seven go full yokai, Fernando, Init-Init, Bernardo, George, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli are going to have to resort to using their fangs and claws and go completely feral to conquer them.
Th sight of a beastly battle involving seven yokai warriors and seven jungle muscle brothers has never looked this fantastic. So, let us get ready to rumble right now!
For the rest of you at home, who do you think is going to win? The Splendid Seven and their complete combat prowess? Or The Seven Waziri Brothers and their rampaging muscular strength? Comment below and let me know.
I hope you enjoyed this and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and Happy Holidays, everybody.
Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
Fernando from Doodle of Doom belongs to Nelson Caliguia Jr. and Jason Confesor.
Bernardo Carpio and Init-Init from Psicom Philippine Legends belong to Reginald Ting, Jim Jimenez, and Gilbert Monsanto.
George of the Jungle belongs to Jay Ward.
Basuli and Tarzan from The Legend of Tarzan belong to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Disney.
Maugli from The Adventures of Mowgli belong to Rudyard Kipling, Roman Davydov, Leonid Belokurov, and Soyuzmultifilm.
