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Huge, bulging, well-built muscles. An abundance of sheer virility. Two pairs of hunky warrior brothers ready duke it out and flex their muscles to their hearts’ content in the arena. These are the descriptions that perfectly encapsulate the Bulging Barbarian brothers, Conan and Zula, and the Feral Waziri Warrior brothers, Basuli and Tarzan. Furthermore, their bulging biceps and titanium triceps will be clashing and bashing towards each other to make the spectators witness who will emerge and climb perched atop the victory podium.
We have an epic wrestling and bodybuilding competition on our hands, as both brotherly duos shall be garment-free, barefoot, barehanded, in super skimpy loincloths, and absolutely topless and the battle itself shall be set in the Colosseum of Cimmeria. Who knows? When the battle reaches its apex, both duos will end up stripping each other bare with the victors flexing their biceps buck-naked for all the arena spectators to see.
Conan of Cimmeria and Zula of the Wasai Tribe have it made in the shade when it comes to purely bulging muscles of steel and can give Colossus, Heracles, and Atlas a run for their gold. All that iron-pumping has brought a lot of definition to their muscles, thus making them physically imposing to their opponents and make them run like bats out of Hell. These barbarian brothers can bend iron bars with their bare hands, punch granite walls, and give giants the headlocks they deserve.
Basuli and Tarzan are going to have their work cut out for them when it comes to how they have to tackle these warriors with magnificent muscles. Any false move and they will either be humiliated or scarred for life or crushed to death. Knowing how much iron Conan and Zula pump would be an ample opportunity for Basuli and Tarzan to test out their animal instincts. Speaking of animal instincts, one huge bash to the head by Conan and Zula would cause both Basuli and Tarzan to go extremely feral in the most bloodthirsty manner. This fight-or-flight mode instilled in these jungle brothers would mean that they can become more dangerous weapons than their strength and fighting prowess have to offer. Ergo, these jungle warrior brothers are not going to pull any punches whatsoever.
When you have an epic battle centered around muscle against muscle, you know darn well that this is going to be an über manly battle between two groups of big, strong warrior brothers.
Who do you think is going to emerge as the victors? Conan and Zula and their brand of brawny virility complete with a lot of muscle? Or Basuli and Tarzan and their beastly brand of brawn and fierceness? Comment below and let me know.
Conan of Cimmeria and Zula of the Wasai from Conan the Adventurer (1992) belong to Robert E. Hayward and Christy Marx.
Basuli and Tarzan from The Legend of Tarzan belng to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Disney.
