This scared Kagome meme was inspired by menslady125. Furthermore, this Halloween weekend is dedicated to defecating all over my least favorite anime heroine of all time, Kagome “the whiny, bratty, stupid manipulator” Higurashi.
It takes a lot of guts, stamina, and spunk to take on two powerful jungle warrior brothers such as Basuli and Tarzan and attempt to either emerge as the victor or solely enjoy doing battle with them. Unfortunately for Kagome, she barely has any fighting skills to take these two brothers down, let alone commence any battle with them. Her only resolve would be to run away from their powerful roars.
Their encounter with this bitch in sheep’s clothing was mainly through word of mouth, i.e. a bare-handed sparring match between them and Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame. Basuli and Tarzan were thoroughly amazed at how fierce, strong, and formidable their friends/sparring partners were, especially in terms of Sesshoumaru’s killer jabs, Inuyasha’s mighty choke holds, and Ayame’s fierce kicks. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame also complimented on Basuli’s and Tarzan’s unparalleled combat prowess, magnificent muscles, and unwavering endurance. This got to the point where Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame had a heart-to-heart talk with Basuli and Tarzan about Kagome. All was revealed at how Kagome treated Inuyasha as if he were nothing more than her pet dog and was unfairly “sat” by her. The thought of Inuyasha being dragged on like that made Basuli’s and Tarzan’s stomachs churn.
Along came Kagome with the accursed Beads of Subjugation to place back on Inuyasha just to use him to “protect” her. Not buying into Kagome’s manipulation, Basuli and Tarzan finally let their wild sides emerge by letting out a huge roar which rivaled any lion, tiger and/or leopard. To make it even more frightening for Kagome, the two jungle warrior brothers stripped themselves naked to let the beasts within them be on show. They got on all four “hinds” like lions and said they were going to devour Kagome. With their sights set on Kagome’s blood, Basuli’s and Tarzan’s roars got a lot louder and bellowed at her to leave now and never come back with those abominations. Kagome screamed and ran away like the coward she was.
Basuli and Tarzan let out their triumphant trademark jungle man yell so powerful that all the jungle animals remained utterly stunned. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame approached Basuli and Tarzan, who were still in their feral mode, and growled at them. Nevertheless, Sesshoumaru calmed them down and both the jungle warrior brothers recovered stating that Kagome has been taken care of. At least, they will not have to endure Kagome’s crap ever again.
Remember this, dear readers. It is best recommended to never get on Basuli’s and Tarzan’s feral sides, otherwise, you will end up as their main course in the form of the hunt they have been gathering.
I hope you all enjoyed Basuli and Tarzan scaring away Kagome with their powerful roars and let us just hope that this lame-o does not do the stupid thing of ending up in their bad sides ever again.
Tarzan and Basuli from The Legend of Tarzan belong to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Disney.
Kagome “the whiny, bratty, stupid manipulator” Higurashi from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
