This scared Kagome meme was inspired by menslady125.
Ah, Kagome Higurashi. What more is there to say about her? She is an emotionally manipulative brat who has her obsequious ass-kissers following her every move. Her priorities of academics and saving Feudal Era Japan from Naraku’s clutches were completely screwed up beyond compare. She cannot fight so effectively, even though she is the descendant of a more capable archer/shrine maiden and had her few moments of showing capability with a bow and arrow, and finds herself being a damsel in distress. Most of all, she thinks she can have Inuyasha under lock and key with those God-forsaken Beads of Subjugation complete with the horrid “Sit, boy!” commands, can string him on with her whole deal with Kouga, and is the one who started this whole shattering of the Shikon Jewel malarkey! In short, she is one of the lamest excuses for an anime heroine I have ever seen. In fact, I barely see anything über heroic about Kagome despite her self-taught skills as an archer.
I do not have to remind you about the teeth-gnashing moments I ended up receiving when Kagome sat Inuyasha 20 plus times when she entrusted him to protect Kikyou, had so much petty jealousy about Inuyasha’s relationship with Kikyou as well as the perennial guilt of losing her because it was his unadulterated duty to protect her, sat Inuyasha for little to no reason, and all of the unhealthiness pouring out of Inuyasha’s and Kagome’s grand farce of a relationship. I do not even have to remind you about how horrid Inuyasha and Kagome are as a poor excuse of a couple, especially when Kagome is usually relegated to the damsel in distress and a totally shrewish manipulator.
Fortunately, there is one person who is going to teach Kagome a hard-earned lesson why it is bad to manipulate others and have an irrationally horrid temper doing so. Hailing all the way from England is none other than Mrs. Julia Wicket, a landlady known for her intolerance towards sloppiness, slacking off, and horridly spoiled, manipulative, whiny, self-entitled brats like Kagome.
Looks like Inuyasha has a lot to explain about his traumatic circumstances and issues with Kagome to Mrs. Wicket and he is also fortunate to have Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran say their sides of the story as to how horridly he was treated by that impudent excuse of a heroine. Even Sesshoumaru and Ayame would give Mrs. Wicket the full skinny about Kagome and her lack of complete heroism, empathy, and strength.
Mrs. Wicket is not going to pull any punches when dealing with Kagome, seeing that she needs to be taught a lesson she will never ever forget.
Mrs. Wicket starts off by confronting Kagome about her ill treatment towards Inuyasha. At first, Kagome would try to butter her up by being in denial about what she has done to Inuyasha and state that it was all his fault that he does not think about her and is always after Kikyou. Mrs. Wicket would not buy what Kagome stated in the slightest and roll up her sleeves to give Kagome the beating she deserves with her own bare hands and fists.
A mutilating shower of punches, kicks, and chokes will rain down on Kagome and she can no longer call on Inuyasha to save her, as this is her battle. Too bad for Kagome that she ended up being the loser and Mrs. Wicket the victor. Finally, Mrs. Wicket lifts Kagome up by her collar and tells her to never do those horrid sit commands on Inuyasha ever again or she will have her intestines for garters and drops Kagome down with a painful thud.
Kagome lays down motionless bruised, torn, bloodied, and half-dead after being mercilessly pummeled by Mrs. Wicket.
I hope you all enjoyed Mrs. Wicket’s epic beating of Kagome because this spoiled, manipulative, horrid, self-centered brat deserved what was coming to her every way until Sunday.
Take care, stay safe, and do not ever get on Mrs. Wicket’s bad side or else you will end up bruised and torn like Kagome.
Mrs. Wicket from Mr. Bean: The Animated Series belongs to Rowan Atkinson and Richard Curtis.
Kagome Higurashi from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
