This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, highly, highly Anti-Kouga. So, revel on how much I would love to publicly execute this pathetically dastardly excuse of toxic waste by tearing him to shreds.
Ladies, gentlemen, fellow Kouga-haters, let us have a recap of why this pathetic excuse of a wolf yokai warrior needs to be hunted down, executed, and undergo capital punishment via quartering, mutilation, shock therapy, lethal injection and finally decapitation, thus satiating my bloodlust for this loser to die the most miserable death possible.
Firstly, he got away scot-free with murder. Who in their right mind could ever forgive and forget what he and his cronies did to the villagers and especially that poor innocent, Rin, who was just a young girl who lost her family and was about to find a new one through Sesshoumaru among others? Only a completely incompetent fool would. For the sake of Rin, he and his wolves deserve to be hunted down.
Secondly, he kidnapped Kagome just because she was able to sense the jewel shards. I hate her too, but that still does not excuse the fact that she chose to think that this murderer had something charming because he treated her like a princess.
Thirdly, he was a good-for-nothing cheat! Seriously, Shikon Jewel shards just to propel himself without relying on his own strength? That does not scream true perseverance and only chose the easy way out. Life does not work like that, you piece of crap loser! Even when Kouga had the opportunity to implement Goraishi to defeat Naraku, he was still reliant on the jewel shards to propel his power. Ergo, using cheats to propel one’s strength does not make one a better fighter let alone a person.
Fourth, he treated Hakkaku and Ginta like his pathetic little posse and not his true friends. The only reason why his “henchmen” were there was to try to make him look better. You people wonder why I feel so sorry for Hakkaku and Ginta. My advice to these two is to run far, far away from this coward and find true friends in Shuran and especially Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha because those guys really keep to their word and stand for what is right and honorable. Kouga on the other hand just used them as wingmen for his chances with Kagome and tried to make him look better, even though both Hakkaku and Ginta believed in Inuyasha’s strength, and has zero honor. Seriously, you two, get the absolute Hell away from him and be great friends with Inuyasha because he is truly strong and he will guarantee you guys a great friendship. Do you want to take it a step further? Then look no further than Sesshoumaru to be akin to your role model of what determination looks like and Shuran to fully realize what brotherhood feels like and you will never regret anything. Furthermore, Ginta, you deserve a lover girl in the form of Shunran, as she can make your nights absolutely exciting. Ergo, ditch Kouga before it is too late!
Fifth, he proved himself to be a two-timing, lying, cheating, deceptive prick. What did poor Ayame see in Kouga? Was it a charming face who gave her empty promises of marrying her when she came down from the mountains? Or even lied to her of him defeating Naraku to avenge his fallen comrades when it was Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and his “friends” for accomplishing that, thus falsely obtaining the title of wolf yokai leader? And simultaneously he still wanted to get under Kagome’s miniskirt? I will answer all this for her. There was nothing fantastic about him. If Ayame truly knew of the horrible things Kouga did to Rin, his fallen comrades, and even the lies he has told just to boost his own reputation, she would drop him like a hot potato for good and for all. And do not get me started on the hypocrisy thrown on Inuyasha when it is the likes of Kouga and Miroku who are the true two-timers. So, Ayame, my advice to you is to find true love in Inuyasha because he is the strong Alpha Male you really need. Moreover, Sesshoumaru would not only love you too because of your strength and courage, but also be very encouraging of you and Inuyasha to be in harmony. Let us not forget about Rin. Rin does need a mother she can love and who will help her grow. So, Ayame, please be the mother Rin needs in her life and help her to grow in courage, compassion, and valor. If you know what is best for your future, Ayame, just ditch that low-down, cheating bastard Kouga.
Sixth, he was one big bully! Aside from being a subtle bully towards Hakkaku and Ginta by using co-option in order to not challenge him for dominance, Kouga is also a bully towards Inuyasha, who has proven himself to be stronger, fiercer, and more valorous than that pathetic wolf dung has ever been. The usual traits of a bully of is that he tries to prove himself to be stronger than his victim, brags about his supposedly superb capabilities, and throws a lot of flack to his victim for not being as “strong” as he is. If Kouga did not fulfill the usual criteria of being a bully, I do not know what should fulfill that criteria. Therefore, Kouga’s bullying towards Inuyasha, despite being more formidable than him, has always made my blood boil.
Seventh, he abdicated his duties of avenging his fallen comrades. What happened to fulfilling those duties of avenging his fallen comrades? Oh, right. Kouga acted like nothing more than a spoiled little brat who got his candy taken away. Even when Kikyou saved him from Naraku’s clutches, he showed ingratitude towards her! To top it all off, this low-down ingrate unceremoniously gave up on pursuing Naraku and attempting to help Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and the gang to destroy him.
All right, folks, if these reasons cannot suffice to have this loser face the music, I do not know what shall. By the looks of it, Kouga does deserve a painful death and I am going to give it to him right now!
Being the huge fan of Jacobean revenge tragedies that I am, I would invite all my friends and family members to partake in the capture of Kouga and his cronies. To make things better, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Shunran, Dai, Roku, Kai, Rin, Shiori, Shinta, and their family and friends shall bear witness to this. It would be an elaborate chase complete with bear-traps, gunshots, and arrow-shots to make Kouga suffer. Then, the grand finale, as Kouga is led up to the scaffold and hung until he no longer breathes. Kouga’s corpse is then quartered and he even gets beheaded. His head is then implanted on a pike, as I declare this closing speech.
“Beware, those who dare feast on innocents!
This violator has escaped punishment for far too long.
Time and time again he thought he could escape.
For the sake of all those lives who were lost,
he is vanquished for good and for all!
Furthermore, Rin, I know fully well of your trauma.
You need not worry now, for you are safe with your new family.
As for your murderer, his afterlife shall be below the deepest pits of the abyss.”
I light the torch and burn Kouga’s decapitated head to a crisp. Finally, I signal the crowd to head home and never commit the same pernicious deed Kouga did.
In conclusion, Kouga truly deserves to be captured, slaughtered, and be left for dead. What Rin had to endure as well as his unavenged comrades’ abandonment have all been assuaged and avenged for a just cause.
I hope you all enjoyed this and I would love to know from you if you want to see Kouga pay his due for his crimes in the most intense method possible. Take care, stay safe, and do not be like Kouga, dear readers.
Kouga the Cowardly Karma Houdini from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
