This demotivational poster is highly, highly, highly Anti-Kouga. I know I drag him a lot, but it is for a reason that still leaves the most bitter taste in my mouth every time I think about this low-down loser and you already know what it is. So, fellow Kouga-haters, prepare your rotten fruit, rotten carcasses, and anything that is rancid because we are going to use them to throw as much rottenly rancid stuff to Kouga for being such a shamefully disgraceful coward.
You can call me a hyperbolic blowhard and you can call me the biggest hater and troll in the world. However, I am not going to be sorry when I say that Kouga is a horribly pathetic Karma Houdini who got away with murder, a coward who was all talk and very little action, a big bully who used arrogance and ingratitude to think he is above someone as truly strong and formidable as Inuyasha, a dirty cheater who mainly relied on the power of the Shikon Jewel shards on his arms and legs to propel his own strength and speed without having to put his own courage and strength to practice, and a disgraceful warrior who chose to cop out from avenging his comrades after he obtained the Goraishi yet had his Shikon Jewel shards deprived from him via Naraku. This pathetic piece of wolf dung deserves none of my respect by any stretch of the imagination and he should have died an ugly, dishonorable death for all the crimes he did unto Rin and even unto the wolf yokai tribe. If I had it my way, I would have decapitated and mutilated Kouga without any hesitation and put his head on a pike to remind anyone who dares to plunder and marauder that this is going to be the price they pay for doing such an awful deed. To make this more fun, I would light up a match and burn Kouga’s decapitated head to remind them that I really mean it.
When all is said and done, nothing can be redeemed from him and his cronies. If justice had a powerful hand, it would strike Kouga and his cronies where it hurts the most and they would be left for dead. This murderous coward of a Karma Houdini never deserved Ayame’s hand in marriage, never deserved to have Hakkaku and Ginta as his so-called friends, never even deserved Sesshoumaru’s and Inuyasha’s time as a foil, and Rin should have just kicked him in his family jewels because that is where his pride shall sink to the bottom of the pits of the abyss. Ergo, Kouga deserved absolutely nothing!
In conclusion, to say Kouga’s afterlife is going to be infernal is a mere understatement. Kouga’s afterlife shall be filled with brimstone, lava, eternal agony, a million serpent bites, and a whole lot of torment for all the terrible deeds he has done. I have zero regret saying this. Now with Kouga sailed away to the deepest, darkest, most profound depths of the underworld by Lord Enma himself, I say that his legacy has been officially tainted. Furthermore, Ayame shall definitely proceed in raising Rin to be her own daughter now that she has learned of all the vile deeds Kouga has done and she will have Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha as her most lovingly noble husbands and loving fathers to Rin, thus doing their part in providing Rin the most stable family life she has ever dreamed of.
I hope you all enjoyed my usual brand of eviscerating Kouga and what he is defined by in terms of his cowardice and not owning up to the crimes he has committed. Tune in to my next submission. Take care and stay safe, everybody.
Kouga the Pathetically Cowardly Karma Houdini from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
