This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, highly, highly Anti-Kagome. If you like her as a character, please take what I have to say with a grain salt. For all of you who hate this manipulative witch of a woman-child, by all means, have yourselves a ball and revel in the evisceration I have in store for this miserably pathetic excuse of a heroine.
I made it plenty clear that I have little to no feeling heart for this horrid excuse of a heroine known as Kagome Higurashi. Her petulance, whiny nature, and self-centeredness have made me even more turned off to her and her whole spiel of having the likes of Kaede, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou crawl on their knees to be her posse and constantly put her petty blame on Inuyasha even for the most menial of deeds have all made her undesirable in my eyes.
Granted, when I was an 11-year-old fifth grader visiting family friends in Minneapolis, I merely tolerated her. However, two years later, I was unimpressed with Kagome and I could not believe that Inuyasha would have some type of connection with this thing. Even as I tried to like her as a teenager, I just found myself not caring a whole great deal about her anymore.
Nowadays, as a full-grown adult doing my Bachelor’s in university, I can say with confidence that I despise every single, molecular, fine, tiny detail about Kagome, as she cannot prove herself in battle let alone get over her petty jealousy of the deep connection Inuyasha had with Kikyou. On top of that, she thinks she can compensate her lack of battle skills by asserting her dominance over Inuyasha with those god-forsaken Beads of Subjugation.
I even watched the first episode of Yashahime on YouTube of all places and I was not impressed with how her’s and Inuyasha’s fart of a relationship was holding. There were still severe trust issues, Kagome was still jealous of Kikyou, she gave the sit command to Inuyasha which made me want to jump at the screen to get a sharp hatchet and hack her feeble body into smithereens just so that I can feed them to that root demon, and she expects Inuyasha to trust her and her alone. Seriously, how these two even lasted to give birth to Moroha is way beyond me! As a matter of fact, they should not have gotten together at all and split up before things got even uglier.
My undying hatred towards this loser of a heroine was made even more legitimate when I found out that her careless actions attacking the root demon was what separated Towa and Setsuna with the former ending up in modern-era Japan, specifically Tokyo. What happened was that part of the root demon absorbed the Tree of Ages’ powers, Towa ended up in the modern era, and ended up being raised by Kagome’s younger yet more sensible and cooler younger brother Souta.
There is also that matter of Moroha not knowing who her parents were and this paints a really bad picture for both Inuyasha, Kagome, and their magnificently horrible excuse of a relationship. Moreover, my really great friend RivaAnime commented on one of my memes that Inuyasha and Kagome did not end up married and, because of Kagome’s spiritual powers, it would be highly unlikely that she would conceive a child, thus purifying and/or killing Inuyasha in his hanyou form. That plot hole was not addressed and I am still shaking my head in both disappointment and complete befuddlement.
There are so many other atrocious deeds I could list of why I will never find it in my heart to forgive Kagome, but I am pretty sure I have listed them in many other written entries featuring this lame-o that stating them here would make me kind of repetitive. Nevertheless, it is undeniable. I hate Kagome! I hate Kagome from the bottom of my freaking, shrieking, eye-gouging heart! There is nothing emotionally or physically or mentally strong about her whatsoever! Even if she was a teenage girl, I have seen many other teen heroines who were far stronger, more capable, and more competent than this puerile whiner will ever be.
I would like to close this Kagome rant with a special letter for her.
Dear Kagome, you stupid, wussy loser whore,
I hate your stinking guts! You make me vomit! You are the scum embedded in my heart, liver, lungs, kidneys, and intestines as well as between my toes!
With much hatred, your ever-crapping troll,
Antoni
P.S. The Queen of Hearts from Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland wants your head off, you stupid bitch. I received her orders well, so, I am going to get my hatchet to separate, abbreviate, detach, mutilate, and decapitate your head and tear you to shreds! I speak for everyone who hates your guts that we would be much better off with you dead and the underworld will have one more putrid to be fed.
Well, fellow Kagome haters, I hope you all enjoyed my evisceration of this pathetic bastard and let me know in the comments below if you believe she deserves a whole lot worse. I am guessing it is a yes she does deserve a lot worse.
Until then, I will see you all in the next submission. Take care and stay safe, everybody.
Kagome “The Manipulative Loser Wuss of a Whore, Brat, and Slut” Higurashi from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
