This second version of the death battle meme template belongs to Death-Driver-5000. Furthermore, this is my contribution to this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ month.
Tonight it is an all-out family showdown between Japan’s Splendid Seven and Africa’s Waziri Brothers. On the left corner, we have two dog yokai brothers, their wolf yokai wife, and their four sibling-like best friends consisting of two panther yokai siblings and two wolf brothers, thus constituting this seven-person troupe of warriors. Hailing from Feudal Era Japan are Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran! On the right corner, we have two warriors from the African jungle who may be different on the outside but they are still brothers until the very end. Give it up for Basuli and Tarzan from the Waziri tribe! This is it, folks. Two tightly-knit families who ensure that strength, courage, and determination form the bedrock of their homes. One family consists of yokai known for their super strength, super speed, impeccable endurance, and unwavering spirits to match their overall physicality. The other family consists of two powerful brothers who were raised very well by their chief father and who have the muscles, the great combat prowess, and the animal instinct to take these seven yokai warriors down.
This seven-against-two death battle between The Splendid Seven and The Waziri Brothers is going to be an all-out, feral, ferocious wrestling match complete with Boston crabs, bear-hugs, suplexes, back-breakers, lifts, and the works, especially when these two groups have their claws, fists, fangs, and muscles at the ready. Do expect a lot of blood, torn ligaments, and thunderous roaring to ensue. Moreover, the contestants shall be barefoot, barehanded, garment-free, and in loincloths. Since Ayame and Shunran are women, they shall don tops that expose their midriffs like the jungle warrior queens that they are. The battle venue shall be in the Waziri arena.
The Splendid Seven are truly an extremely dynamic group who combine strength, endurance, agility, valor, stamina, speed, and ferociousness all into one phenomenal package. Sesshoumaru is the stealthiest of the family which makes him very conscientious of his foes’ weak spots and knows how to annihilate them on the outside and on the inside thanks to his poison claws and his equally lethal punches. Inuyasha is the strongest brawler of the family, as his mighty muscles, peerless determination, and maximum strength make him a force to be reckoned with thanks to his sharp claws, deep-biting fangs, and powerful punches. Ayame is the most stamina-driven of the family, as her unwavering resolve make her not give up before the fourth quarter even started. Shuran is the biggest of the family which makes his mightily towering size a great advantage to give his foes the crushing they deserve. Hakkaku is the valorous one of the family because he does his best to play fair. Ginta is the speediest of the family, as he can outrun any cheetah or leopard he encounters. Finally, Shunran is the most agile of the family, as her twists, turns, flips, and splits make her light as air but also sharp as a million knives to the point where she can make every dancer, gymnast, and triathlete green with envy. Though each of them has their own set of unique abilities, they work fascinatingly well together, thus ensuring an easy victory.
Basuli and Tarzan aka The Waziri Brothers have their work cut out for them, considering the army of opponents they have. These two brothers know they have the muscles of steel and the animal ferocity to take down all seven warriors, but they know they can never underestimate them. Should Basuli and Tarzan fall under the claws, fists, and fangs of Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran, they will fall down really hard. These two brothers are going to have to step up their fighting game if they are to conquer The Splendid Seven.
I can see these two families go head-to-head in the most ferocious way possible right now. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran would prowl around Basuli and Tarzan like the lions they are and will definitely launch the first series of attacks on Basuli and Tarzan. Sure, Basuli and Tarzan can do all the grapples, bear-hugs, and swipes all they want, but there is a great chance The Waziri Brothers would be overpowered by The Splendid Seven, unless for some miracle reason they work twice as hard to defeat these seven yokai warriors.
I would also love to hear from you. Who do you think is going to win? The Splendid Seven and their amazing combination of muscle, ferocity, agility, and endurance? Or The Waziri Brothers and their magnificent muscles, fierce animal prowess, and their super strength? Comment below and let me know.
I hope you all enjoyed this and I will see you in the next submission. Take care and Happy Holidays, everybody.
Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
Basuli and Tarzan from Tarzan belong to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Disney.
