This scared Kagome meme was inspired by menslady125. Furthermore, this Halloween weekend is dedicated to defecating all over my least favorite anime heroine of all time, Kagome “the whiny, bratty, stupid manipulator” Higurashi.
Ever since Shere Khan was a cub, there have been humans or man-cubs who have been irritating him to high heaven. He has been irritated by spoiled brats, bullies, greedy assholes, whiners, blackmailers, people who lack common sense, and a whole array of people who have a lot of irredeemable qualities. The one whiny woman-cub who was at the top of the food chain for Shere Khan was an insolent wench by the name of Kagome Higurashi.
Just by looking at this pathetic excuse of a heroine and schoolgirl with skewered priorities, he could already tell that she was going to be his first meal of the day. Sure, when this perennial dumbass-in-distress approached him, she thought he was really, really cute. Poor Khannie thought to himself that he was dealing with such a condescending idiot. So, Shere Khan swiped his claws at Kagome who told him that he was not being very nice.
Nice? That lexeme was what made Khannie spit that adjective right back at Kagome by telling her that she has not been nice herself. He knew her kind from the way she has been treating Inuyasha with those stupid Beads of Subjugation and he hated human beings like her. He found her attempts at feigning innocence and being this saintly creature to her posse consisting of Miroku, Sango, Shippou, and Kaede to be so pathetic he thought he was laughing. He even called her out on her lack of compassion and it said something that a tiger like him has a bit more compassion to his friends consisting of Baloo, Bagheera, Kaa, Hathi, and Louie than Kagome the abusive psychopath.
Speaking of Shere Khan’s friends, they even did their part in chiming in with how loathsome she was. From Baloo telling her she was uncool to Hathi calling her out on her lack of bravery to Louie calling her a spoilsport when it came to how she constantly stopped Inuyasha from giving Kouga the beating he truly deserved to Kaa saying how stupid she was to have started the whole search for the Shikon Jewel shards fiasco to Bagheera remarking how much of a true hypocrite she was, all of what they said was rich in truth and brutal honesty. Moreover, Baloo, Hathi, Louie, Kaa, and Bagheera said that Shere Khan pounce on her to his heart’s content and they are not going to stop him.
This makes Shere Khan growl with a smirk on his face, attack Kagome, and sink his fangs into Kagome’s flesh, thus making her tiger chow and be delighted in killing her.
I hope you all enjoyed Shere Khan’s carnage on Kagome. Remember to not irritate him or else you might as well be his main course.
Shere Khan from The Jungle Cubs belongs to Mark S. Bernthal, Rudyard Kipling and Disney.
Kagome “the whiny, bratty, stupid manipulator” Higurashi from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
