This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, highly, highly Anti-Kagome because I hate her from the bottom of my freaking, shrieking, and screaming heart. For those of you who like her, please take what I have to say with a super fine grain of salt and move on. As for you, my dearest Kagome-hating friends, I hope you all revel in me raining misery, death, and destruction down on this pathetic, low-down, good-for-nothing excuse of an anime “heroine”!
Do you all know who grinds my gears? Fricking Kagome Higurashi! That’s who! I cannot stand how hypocritical, self-centered, whiny, helpless, and horrid this lame-o truly is. From her constant sit commands towards Inuyasha, whether for the pettiest of reasons or absolutely unjustifiable on Inuyasha’s side, to her stringing Kouga along to stir Inuyasha’s jealousy to being jealous of her own previous incarnation for stupidly selfish reasons to manipulating Inuyasha into starting a fart of a relationship with her and even “protecting” her, this jackass does not know when to stop making my blood boil.
Yes, people, I will reiterate that I watched the first episode of Yashahime, and she still pisses me off because of how mistrustful she turned out to be, even after being together with Inuyasha. Ergo, Kagome’s priorities have been screwed up and she never deserved her happy ending at all.
At least, my hatred for Kagome can make me see her for the vile dragon that she really is. Think about it. She has an irrational temper and attitude, is a whiny brat, blows up for the most petty of reasons such as Inuyasha being more excited about the ramen that she brought and him preferring the pickled eggplant as his most favorite dish, is usually the damsel in distress, cannot always fight even if her life depends on it, has to rely on her posse consisting of Miroku, Sango, and Shippou to be on her side as her “scales”, and is an inwardly despicable all around.
Every time I see her in that imposing pose about to sit Inuyasha, I just want to sound the alarm to all of my Kagome-hating comrades to slay this bitchy shrew of a dragon and serve her on a fine silver platter.
So, what are you waiting for? Let’s kill this mega bitch of a dragon right now before she rains further terror on not only Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru before it is too late.
I hope you all enjoyed my usual brand of evisceration against the lame-o known to the world as Kagome Higurashi and I will see you in the next submission.
Take care and stay safe, everybody, and don’t forget that if ever Kagome does something cruel, profane, or stupid, chop this vile bastard up for firewood to keep yourselves warm. Therefore, she will not be a profane source of trouble to the Feudal Era of Japan any longer. As for my fury against Kagome, as if she is ever going to find any peace from the likes of me.
Kagome “The Evil, Low-Down, Dirty, Nasty, Shrewish, Queen Bitch of a Dragon” Higurashi from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
