This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, totally, radically, and absolutely Anti-Kouga. Sit back, relax, and revel how much I would love to see this pathetic piece of wolf turd fall down from the ledge he is standing on.
Ah, Kouga. How I loathe him with all of my heart. He is a Karma Houdini who got away with murder. He was a weak coward who did not rely on his own strength and used the power of the Shikon Jewel shards as if though they were steroids. He was an insufferably low-down bully who trashes Inuyasha because of how much stronger he was and even had the gall to call him “Inu-Trash-a”. Finally, this loser was all barking and no biting complete with no guts, no glory, and no authenticity. There is nothing about Kouga to root for and he deserves to die a miserable death!
I would also like to raise an issue about Kouga’s big talking, as I have this to declare. Kouga’s talk is so freaking cheap that the half-price goods I buy from my local grocery are like luxury goods compared to the lowly turd Kouga has to offer. Seriously, everything Kouga spouts out his moth-eaten mouth is all hot air and he does not deserve my time at all.
Therefore, I have deliberated what to do with this pathetic piece of giant wolf dung. And I have decided that we are going to play Shoot Kouga Down with Whatever Weapon You Got. The main rule of this game is that Kouga is standing on the ledge boasting about how great he thinks he is as a warrior and contestants shall prepare their weapons of their choice to shoot him down. The weapons can be handguns, bows and arrows, Tommy guns, cannons, rifles, slingshots, and crossbows. Basically, anything that can get Kouga down and incapacitate his system and hit him where it hurts the most, i.e. any of the parts of his body that have the Shikon Jewel shards.
All of the shooters are prepared and I enter with my saber to sound the call, “Ready! Aim! FIRE!”, as all of the shooters do their very best to take Kouga down from his high post. There will be a bullet that will hit Kouga in the left leg, an arrow that will hit him in the right leg, cannon balls that will make the rock formation topple, a slingshot pellet at Kouga’s left arm, and an arrow from a crossbow that will hit him in the right arm. Kouga falls down from that summit, as he lands down the ground with a huge thud!
I then call on Inuyasha to execute Kouga by having him drive his claws through his flesh and take out the Shikon Jewel shards from there. The other thing that shall happen is that Kagome would be gagged so that she will not sit him. To make things even more fun, Inuyasha shall turn into his full yokai mode and whale it on Kouga by punching him to a bloody pulp, shredding him with his iron claws, and once Kouga falls down dead, Inuyasha would let out a huge, earthshaking roar that would rival any lion or Tyrannosaurus Rex. After that, the wolf yokai warriors would bow down to Inuyasha as their new leader and Hakkaku and Ginta would dump Kouga’s cowardly ass to be Inuyasha’s best friends for life, Sesshoumaru would give the thumbs up, Shuran and Shunran would join in the cheering, and Ayame would rule side-by-side with Inuyasha as his queen.
That, my friends, is how Kouga fell and ended up executed like how he should be once and for all.
I hope you all enjoyed this display of ruthlessness I had directed towards this pathetic Karma Houdini and lousy excuse of a warrior and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not ever be like Kouga, everybody.
Kouga the Cowardly Karma Houdini from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
