This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, highly, highly Anti-Kouga, Anti-Kagome, yet Pro-KogKag. Sit back, relax, and revel in my perverse admiration for The Two Dumbasses in Love as well as how much I enjoy hating their pathetic, grotesque, obnoxious, insolent, absurd asses.
If I were to write a book, it would be titled “One Million Ways to Kill Kouga and Kagome”, which would depict the many awful yet exciting methods of putting my least favorite wolf yokai warrior and my least favorite anime “heroine” out of their misery. The methods implemented in letting them die a slow and painful death would range from guillotines to having them quartered to chopping their heads off with an axe to just plain shooting them with Thompson submachine gun until their insides are like Swiss cheese and a super bloody mess. My target audience would definitely be anybody who hates both Kouga and Kagome as individuals but would love to see them die a horrible death together. Well, given that they are situated in a nice, sunny day, I say it is high time to execute them in cold blood and turn their pathetic corpses into fertilizer for the good earth.
The method is really simple, especially if you hate Kouga and Kagome so much.
First, you take a metal baseball bat and bash both Kouga’s and Kagome’s brains in until they are unconscious.
Second, you dig a deep hole in the ground to bury Kouga and Kagome with their heads still intact.
Third, prepare the lawnmower to obliterate Kouga and Kagome, by putting it to the highest setting and mutilate their heads off!
Once the obliteration is done, take whatever is remained of Kouga and Kagome out of the ground, take an axe, and chop their corpses up for cremation.
Then you have to cremate their corpses by setting the heat to the highest setting.
And, voila, fertilizer made out of the mutilated corpses of Kouga and Kagome.
Use the fertilizer to turn your lifeless garden into the most beautiful sight possible.
Do not fret if you hear the ghostly wails of Kouga and Kagome because it is normal, as it livens and beautifies the garden.
There you have it, folks. The Two Dumbasses in Love may be annoying in their useless flesh and blood forms, but mutilate them and cremate them, and they can be put to great use as fertilizer. Uncle Grizzly from Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids and The Addams Family would certainly be proud of me.
I hope you all enjoyed this process of mutilating The Two Dumbasses in Love and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not act like The Two Dumbasses in Love.
The Two Dumbasses in Love from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
