This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, highly, highly Anti-Kouga, Anti-Kagome, but also Pro-KogKag because of just how my perverse admiration and encouragement of these two dumbasses in love make more convinced to want to put them on the executing block with an axe on hand. So, revel in my perverse love for these two dummies and cowards being together not on earth but in the deepest, darkest, most awful part of the abyss!
Kouga and Kagome as a pair of stupid, incompetent, time-wasting losers in love. What could be more entertaining than this? How about getting my scythe to cut their gabbing heads off and putting them on pikes for everybody to see?! That would be phenomenal! I may loathe, hate, and demonstrate deep disgust with both Kouga and Kagome as individuals, but I love them as a couple in a very perverse way. Think of it as the unholy matrimony between a Karma Houdini who got away with murder and a vile manipulator who cannot fight for crap.
I figure that instead of wedding bells and flowers, Kouga and Kagome would have their marriage by being on a pillory for public humiliation. Cue all the rotten fruit and vegetables, moldy cheese, and putrid foodstuffs to be thrown directly at these two imbeciles and that would be a fun activity to do. Instead of a honeymoon, I would endeavor to do the KogKag-drag by tying both Kouga’s and Kagome’s ankles, as I mount a horse to give them the wild ride of their lives, thus going through rocks, boulders, mud, fire, brimstone, asphalt, and moss to completely tarnish them. Once I am done with that, I would life their unconscious corpses and throw them to the deep blue sea for all the fish to feed on their rotting corpses.
Perhaps the best method of taking these two dummies out of their misery is by chopping their heads off with the guillotine and putting their heads on pikes as a warning to those who attempt to get away scot-free with murder and/or manipulate others to get what you want. Oh, yes. Kouga and Kagome would be decapitated, quartered, and mauled until nothing is left of them. Their afterlife would be a one-way ticket to the deepest depths of the underworld where they will never know peace or prosperity and will only know pain, misery, and agony, for they have also caused misery and agony to those around them.
In conclusion, Kouga and Kagome are much better off dead. Obviously, they will leave no heirs because they are just too stupid, too immature, and too incompetent to ever become parents.
I hope you all reveled in how much Kouga and Kagome deserve to be dead meat to the highest order and just how much my perverse admiration for KogKag can lead me to want to have their honeymoon set with fire, brimstone, and doom. I will see you all in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be a couple of incompetent fools like Kouga and Kagome, everybody.
Kouga the Cowardy Karma Houdini and Kagome the Vile Manipulator aka The Two Dumbass Dorkwads in Love from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
