This demotivational poster is Anti-Aldrin. I am fully aware that there are those who like him, but as you can tell, he is someone I have been having such a loving hatred towards him ever since I was a young teenager. Sit back, relax, and revel in the sadomasochistic evisceration I have in store for this big-headed lunkhead jock from a show I consider to be a guilty pleasure at best and not so great at worst. Furthermore, this is my contribution to this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ month.
I love my well-muscled and big-muscled men and that is an undeniable fact. However, when those muscles are found in someone like Aldrin Pesky coupled with a whole lot of vanity and egocentrism in his system, you will not find me swooning over him. In fact, you will find me throwing him really snide comments such as his muscles being as big as his overgrown head and that he is not all that hot. At least there is the great pleasure of loving to hate this egocentric jerk jock to my heart’s delight and content.
I am not at all sorry that I enjoy that I enjoy taking the Mickey out of Aldrin because of how much of a jackass he was. I enjoyed taking the Mickey out of this jerkass musclehead when I was a 13-year-old seventh-grader and I still enjoy doing so as a 28-year-old university student and content creator because it would be amusing seeing this idiot be knocked down by several pegs. I am also pretty sure that he would have been really fun to punch him in his smug smirking face and kicking him in his family jewels, as he does deserve them for being this way after all.
I hope you all enjoyed this and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and Happy Holidays, everybody.
Aldrin Pesky from The Buzz on Maggie belong to Dave Polsky and Disney.
