This demotivational poster is Anti-Principal Peststrip. I am not sorry to say that he annoyed me ever since I was a thirteen-year-old boy. Sit back, relax, and revel in the evisceration I have for this principal who enjoys playing favorites with his students. Furthermore, this is my contribution to this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ month.
Back when I tuned in to The Buzz on Maggie on Disney Channel ever since I was a thirteen-year-old seventh-grader, I found myself utterly annoyed at Principal Peststrip. There was something about him that just screamed snooty, pretentious, and absolutely eye-rolling. Now, as an adult, I really hate him because of how much he worships Aldrin like a god and treats anybody below Aldrin like a bunch of trash.
If I had it my way, I would use my dark goth powers to make Principal Peststrip’s life a living Hell. That means I would cast a curse on him, thus making his car break down, causing him to have a heart attack, and a whole bunch of horrid mishaps to befall on this opportunistic principal. Ergo, he constantly rubbed me the wrong way ever since I was young and I have found far more negativity towards him as I have been growing up.
At the end of the day, I would never rely on this principal to be a spearhead for justice, integrity, and good character because of how unfairly he treats Maggie and those beneath Aldrin’s “legendary” status. I would just show indifference to him at best and just cast a thousand to a million curses to him at worst.
I hope you all reveled in my disdain against Principal Peststrip and I would love to hear from you of what you think about him. Take care, stay safe, and Happy Holidays, everybody.
Principal Gordon Peststrip from The Buzz on Maggie belong to Dave Polsky and Disney.
