This demotivational poster is Anti-Aldrin, Anti-George, and it is basically against their jock cronies. I am fully aware that there are those who like him, but as you can tell, he is someone I have been having such a loving hatred towards him ever since I was a young teenager. Sit back, relax, and revel in the sadomasochistic evisceration I have in store for this big-headed lunkhead jock and his cronies from a show I consider to be a guilty pleasure at best and not so great at worst. Furthermore, this is my contribution to this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ month.
What is worse than one lunkhead musclehead jock like Aldrin? What about an army of four lunkhead musclehead jocks in the form of not only Aldrin but also his right-hand man George and their two cronies. Looking back when I was a teenager, I suppose I should be grateful that I did not end up as a lunkhead jock, but I was more of a boy scout wannabe, the overly artistic soul, music aficionado, and the performing arts geek with an ambiguously gay gothic inside. Granted, it would have been fun to go the full-fledged gay goth route as a teenager, but seeing that my old high school had us mostly in school uniforms, there was not much of a fantastic chance. At least I did express that goth side of me in later life and I continue to be fascinated by goth fashion and goth diet.
Turning my attention to Aldrin, George, and their cronies, casting curses on them alone would be really boring because even though it would be fun striking terror into them, the routine would end up feeling monotonous. The best solution would be gathering my fellow goths, art freaks, literary geeks, film buffs, glee club colleagues, fellow opera fans, and drama club members to rouse up huge storms against the army of lunkhead jocks. Brainstorming for incantations and spells would be more fun than just performing all these spells alone.
Speaking of spells and incantations, I would conjure a curse that would make Aldrin’s, George’s, and their cronies’ heads swollen with agony to reflect how big-headed, prideful, and idiotic they all are. The other option would be having these four lunkheads tied to a pole and just like how Amanda Buckman ended being the victim to Wednesday Addams about to burn her they would also fall prey to me burning them alive. However, since I do not want to kill them, hypnotizing these four lunkhead jocks and making them act like circus monkeys is a whole lot more fitting and amusing from beginning to end. The simplest deed I can do is just blow magic dust at these four numb-nuts in order to curse them. They will end up bringing misfortune to themselves, to each other, and to everyone they meet.
In conclusion, it is going to be a whole lot of fun using dark magic to curse Aldrin, George, and their cronies just to teach them a valuable lesson on not underestimating anybody, lest they end up undergoing an otherworldly ordeal.
I hope you all enjoyed what magnificent spells and curses I have in store for Aldrin, George, and their cronies and I would love to hear from you if you want to join in this dark deed of cursing these four lunkheads. Take care, stay safe, and Happy Holidays, everybody.
Aldrin, George, and their cronies from The Buzz on Maggie belong to Dave Polsky and Disney.
