This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, highly Anti-Kouga, Anti-Bankotsu, Anti-Kagome, but Pro-KogKagBan. Furthermore, this is my contribution to this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ month.
I have such a perverse admiration for this throuple because of how much I hate Kouga and Kagome and how much I love to hate Bankotsu. This is an unholy matrimony between two murderers and one manipulator. One murderer, Kouga, massacred an entire village and got away with it completely scot-free and the other one, Bankotsu, loved to kill to see which one ended up being the strongest one of them all. Their manipulator wife, Kagome, has caused a lot of doom and gloom to Inuyasha, who did not deserve to be treated like her little pet in the slightest, and nearly a majority of Feudal Era Japan because of her complete and utter incompetence. Together, they make the most perverse throuple Japan and the world has ever seen.
Kouga’s and Bankotsu’s relationship with Kagome is not entirely based on love of the spirit let alone anything that is profound or worthy of any form of levity. Instead, it is based on lust for her flesh, given who shall bed her. Kouga and Bankotsu would definitely fight over Kagome like the wild beasts that they are, but Kagome and her power to manipulate would soothe both of them say that they can choose their days of when they can make love to her. Both murderers shall come to an agreement that Kouga will bed Kagome every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Bankotsu will bed Kagome every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, and both of them will simultaneously bed Kagome every Sunday. Ergo, their libidos will not end up going to pot. At least Bankotsu is in this throuple to make sure that Kouga and Kagome do not do anything asinine for once.
In terms of familial prospects, there is none because they are incapable of having children. Should they end up having children, they would then bear the shame their parents bore, thus being a picture-perfect example of intergenerational guilt. So, what is the next best thing to happen to them? How about being hosted by the executioner to make sure that their heads are cut off? Yes! That would definitely put them out of their miseries and have a well-deserved permanent residence in the freaking underworld! That should be their fate and that is a promise one can never renege. Therefore, all the lives they have made miserable shall be justifiably avenged.
In conclusion, if you were to look in an encyclopedia of what the definition of lust is, you will see their photo imprinted on the page. There is no point of them having a family let alone is their any point of them getting away scot-free of their crimes. These vicious trio all have Hell to pay and they will have to pay the piper and the reaper for it.
I hope you all enjoyed this and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and Happy Holidays, everybody.
Kouga, Bankotsu, and Kagome from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
