This demotivational poster is extremely highly Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, Anti-Shippou, Anti-Kouga, and Anti-Kagome with huge lashings of Anti-InuKag, Anti-KogAya, Pro-MirSan, and Pro-KogKag. Sit back, relax, and revel in the huge lacerations I am more than ecstatically chuffed to give to The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorky Dimwits in Love. Furthermore, this is my contribution for this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ Month.
This Inuvember submission is a sobering reminder that there are enemies I can forgive and enemies I would rather see in eternal pain, torment, and a huge series of bad karma. The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorky Dimwits in Love are those enemies who shall never know the meaning of peace, for I shall rain terrible misery down on their fake, big-bluffing, impure, crummy hearts! Ergo, if I were Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Ayame, I would up and leave these bastards to join forces with Sesshoumaru, Shuran, and Shunran in order to take down Naraku and find a whole lot more genuineness and closeness as a family.
I made my sentiments about The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorky Dimwits in Love crystal clear that I hate everything about them. From The Dunderheads being a bunch of pathetic bystanders and fake friends to Inuyasha to Killer Kouga getting away with murder and demonstrating how much of a bluffing, bullying coward he was to Spoiled Kagome being a manipulative, shrill shrew of a bitch, there is so much to loathe about these losers and barely anything to like about them, given how horribly they have treated Inuyasha, should have let Killer Kouga have his just desserts after what he and his wolves did to Rin, and for being absolutely insufferable.
Miroku aka Daddy Dunderhead is a truly despicable pervert who believes that any girl he meets will end up being his breeding mare. Even though I am fully aware that both of his voice actors passed away, Koji Tsujitani back in 2018 and Kirby Morrow a few weeks ago, I do not hate them as voice actors. In fact, I love their work and they left behind such a greatly exciting legacy. It is just that I have heard them in more likable, genuine, altruistic characters than this pathetically perverted pedophile excuse of a Buddhist monk! With that elephant in the room out of the way, I know it is really sad to know that both of Miroku’s voice actors transcended the flesh, even though in Japanese he was replaced by Makoto Yasumura. However, Miroku proved himself to be an unintentionally unlikable piece of crap of a person. Overlooking his dirty ways, he has also proven himself to be a member of Spoiled Kagome’s knee-crawling posse and does nothing to control her irrational temper, while he himself has proven time and time again that he was an indubitable infidel of a man who could not keep his pants in just to impregnate random women to pass down his farce of a legacy.
Sango aka Mommy Dunderhead does talk the talk and walk the walk when it comes to her skills as a formidable warrior. That still does not stop her from being incompetent, a treacherous friend, and easily manipulated. For someone who had so much promise to be Inuyasha’s equal in terms of a strong comradeship, especially where Episode 52 was concerned that she wanted to stay by Inuyasha’s side after his rampant full yokai transformation, I was absolutely appalled to know that she ended up stepping back to watch Spoiled Kagome castigate the ever-loving crap out of Inuyasha with the usage of those god-forsaken Beads of Subjugation. She may not be as horrible as her husband, Daddy Dunderhead, but she is still pathetic. Additionally, she proved herself to be completely incompetent when Naraku manipulated her to kill Inuyasha in order to retrieve the Tessaiga and kill Rin in order to save Daddy Dunderhead.
Shippou aka Baby Dunderhead is just as bad as his parents if not worse. He is all talk and no action. Do not let his cuteness blind you to the truth of this mouthy little shit of a fur ball. Constantly sucking up to Kagome, making snide comments about Inuyasha being a two-timer, and thinking he can get away with certain misdemeanors all made him unappealing and he deserves a huge spanking by an army of schoolmarms. Furthermore, just like his parents, he is also a member of Spoiled Kagome’s posse of unjustly calling out Inuyasha and his “infidelity”, when these three idiots are not any better! Ergo, he has proven himself to be just as much of a sheep to a huge whiner as his parents.
Killer Kouga! Where do I even begin with this vile excuse of a bluffing Karma Houdini? How about the mere fact that he got away scot-free with murder and was not punished for his crime? Do you want more evidence as to why he does not deserve anything in his life at all? Let us also bring up that he constantly relied on the Shikon Jewel shards on his limbs to give him more power. When he was deprived of them, even in spite of obtaining the Goraishi, he copped out in the most unceremonious way and did not even bother to avenge his fallen comrades at the hands of Naraku and his ilk. I agree with Inuyasha when this miserable excuse of a wolf warrior should have been torn to shreds for good and for all! Even when I watch Ayame still believe that Kouga is still the man she needed to reunite the tribes, I would have loved to jump in the screen and tell her all of the atrocities Kouga committed. Furthermore, the mere fact that Hakkaku and Ginta were nothing more than followers to make Kouga look better is just pitiful. Once they get the reality of Kouga’s cowardice and unwillingness to face the music hammered into their heads, they will have to repudiate him for his horrible deeds. Personally, I would be all right with Ayame realizing how much of a dirtbag Kouga turned out to be and have her hook up with both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha for good. As for Hakkaku and Ginta, they will end up having better friends in Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, and Shunran, especially where Hakkaku’s friendship with Shuran is concerned and Ginta’s greatly loving relationship with Shunran is concerned. Therefore, Kouga is forever stripped of his honor because of his cowardice and he shall face his punishment!
Dear Lord, Spoiled Kagome grinds my gears on such a visceral level. Her manipulation to make her posse believe that Inuyasha is in the wrong, her inability to step up and fight like a proper warrior, and her abusive behavior towards Inuyasha certainly left a negative impression on me when I was young and they have remained as an adult. Let us just say that this pathetic loser of a heroine never deserved my compassion, she can just go bang the brains out of Killer Kouga and Bankotsu, and go screw herself to the moon and back! I have express my hatred towards Kagome many times and doing so ad nauseam would make me have an aneurism.
Overall, if I were to flip anyone the bird, I would have the pleasure of flipping the birds to The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorky Dimwits in Love over and over and over again! That is just how much they disgust me and that is on a visceral level. Furthermore, here is my ranking for the worst pieces of crap to ever grace Inuyasha.
In third place is The Dunderhead Family for their sheer incompetence, sheep-like behavior towards Spoiled Kagome, and for proving themselves to be horrible friends to Inuyasha.
In second place is Spoiled Kagome for her squealing manipulation, snake-like sneakiness, and failure to rise above her weaknesses to prove herself a worthy heroine.
Our biggest loser with the gold medal of shame is Killer Kouga for getting away with murder inflicted upon an innocent girl in the form of Rin, bullying Inuyasha even though he is so much braver and stronger than him, running away from battle, bringing shame upon his tribe and ancestors by copping out after his “precious” jewel shards got deprived from him, and for being just as manipulative and conniving as Spoiled Kagome.
They deserve all the Razzies, walks of shame, and other dishonorable titles Japan and the whole damn world has to throw at them! They all suck ox balls! And guess what?! They are all appalling in their own special ways without even damn trying! I bloody mean it! Every single atrocity they have wrought upon themselves and using poor Inuyasha as their little scapegoat as a means to get him down is enough for me to have these dorkwads repudiated once and for all! A dishonorable mention has to go to Kaede for being just as antagonistic. At the end of the day, they all can get a block on Fox’s Sunday Night Lineup for being the most insufferable pieces of crap to ever walk the planet!
I am so done with The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorky Dimwits in Love, people. They mean nothing to me then and they mean nothing to me now. See you in my final Inuvember submission for this year, even though I will not stop posting Inuyasha-related content. So long as it involves Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ayame, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Shunran, and their overall family, I would be more than happy.
I hope you all enjoyed the roasting I had in store for The Dunderhead Family and The Two Dorky Dimwits in Love and I hope you all have a pleasant First Advent. Take care and stay safe, everybody.
Miroku, Sango, and Shippou aka The Dunderhead Family and Kouga and Kagome aka The Two Dorky Dimwits in Love from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
