This demotivational poster is highly and I mean highly Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, Anti-Shippou, but also kind of Pro-MirSan in the fact that they are a married couple who managed to adopt Shippou as their own son. Sit back, relax, and revel in the sheer stupidity that this family has to offer and the shame they have managed to emit from the competition ranging from the Hills to the Dunphys. Furthermore, this is my contribution for this year’s Red Ribbon Reviewers’ Month.
This Inuvember submission is a sobering reminder of why families, both fictional and real-life, should never be like The Dunderheads and should stick to their guns to realize that integrity, honesty, and authenticity are the keys to keep a family strong in the best way possible.
It says something that the Dunderhead family are the least likable family not only Japan has to offer but the entire world as well. Even their Western counterparts including the Hills, the Simpsons, the Shermans, the Huxtables, the Bundys, the Conners, the Bluths, the Belchers, the Smiths, the Dunphys, and the Pritchett-Delgados are astonished at how incompetent these parents and their child really are. Even Philipp Drummond, his biological daughter, Kimberly, and his two adopted sons, Willis and Arnold, are disgusted at how the Dunderheads choose to side with Kagome even though Inuyasha has suffered nearly all of his life through her abuse! Furthermore, the less Ann Romano has to say about Daddy Dunderhead trying to make a move on her daughters, Julie and Barbara, the better. Let us just say that Ann threw his perverted ass out the window and told him to get out and stay out with her two daughters agreeing in unison.
I can imagine every single TV father, most notably Hank, Homer, Cliff, Peter, Michael, Bob, and Jay, criticizing Miroku aka Daddy Dunderhead for his faithlessness, overactive libido, and willingness to force himself on every girl just to bear his children. Peter Griffin would even threaten to shoot Daddy Dunderhead in the testicles if he ever tried to do that stunt ever again because he knows who he is going to strike next. Homer Simpson even has his hands ready to strangle Daddy Dunderhead because he knows fully well that creeps like him do not deserve to lay a hand on his wife, Marge, or his two daughters, Lisa and Maggie. Cliff Huxtable, Michael Bluth, and Jay Sherman would not hold back on their verbal tirades in terms of how horrible Daddy Dunderhead is as a male role model let alone a friend to Inuyasha. Hank Hill would be more than willing to kick Daddy Dunderhead’s ass if he ever laid a hand on Luanne or any other of his female relatives and co-workers in Texas. The ire against Daddy Dunderhead is not solely limited to these fathers but also their friends mostly down at the pub as well as good number of their bosses. Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, Carl, Larry, Barney, Moe, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, and many other of the friends of the TV dads would be more than happy to throw their beer cans, beer bottles, and other pub paraphernalia at Daddy Dunderhead for being such a horribly faithless pervert. Mr. Burns would be more than pleased to mentally torture Daddy Dunderhead with the Ludovico technique by exposing him to images of obese lady parts as well as flabby old ladies showing their junk-in-the-trunk with the help of Smithers tying him down.
The TV mothers, most notably Peggy, Marge, Clair, Lois, and Linda, would be happy to call out Sango aka Mommy Dunderhead and her follower mentality, as their greatest criticism to her is that while she is physically strong, she lacks the common sense to stand up for herself and is always easily manipulated by her archenemy, Naraku. Peggy Hill would go out of her way and say that Mommy Dunderhead is one of the biggest hypocrites she has ever encountered. For all of her chatting about staying by Inuyasha’s side after what happened in Episode 52, Sango still chose to follow Kagome’s lead, even though she should know better than to always let her have the final say. Marge Simpson would be extremely unimpressed with Mommy Dunderhead for thinking that she has to sacrifice her life for a perverted monk who has proven himself to be utterly faithless to her and pities Mommy Dunderhead’s lack of common sense. All Clair Huxtable would see in Mommy Dunderhead is all style yet no substance when it comes to her skills as a combatant, thus driving home the question of what use is Mommy Dunderhead’s great physical power if she did not know how to channel it to not falling for the same trick Naraku pulls up his sleeves. Lois Griffin would even call Mommy Dunderhead trash for being utterly fake and would be the crap out of her. Finally, Linda Belcher would call Mommy Dunderhead out on her willingness to kill Rin just to save Daddy Dunderhead’s life which was nothing more than a ruse Naraku set up in order for Sesshoumaru to kill Mommy Dunderhead. To add insult to injury, Marge’s older sisters, Patty and Selma, would smoke their cigarettes onto Mommy Dunderhead and chide her for being one of the biggest idiots they have had the displeasure of encountering, considering that Mommy Dunderhead lacked the brain and the willpower to decipher what was real and what was fake.
It is fair to say that all the children of the TV moms and the TV dads will have their choice words to call out Shippou aka Baby Dunderhead. Everybody including Bobby Hill, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Sondra Huxtable, Denise Huxtable, Theo Huxtable, Vanessa Huxtable, Rudy Huxtable, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Tina Belcher, Gene Belcher, and Louise Belcher believe that Baby Dunderhead is all talk, no action, and deserves proper discipline. Out of all the TV children, Stewie Griffin would be the one to burn Baby Dunderhead down to the ground with his words which sting like poisonous darts. Stewie would go out of his way to say that Baby Dunderhead is a greedy little shit of a kitsune and he gives a lot of these amazing mythical creatures known for their craftiness a terrible name due to his cowardice and credit-hogging. He would even state that Inuyasha had every right to punch Baby Dunderhead in the head because he was too foolish to mess with his affairs and not think about the horrible circumstances Inuyasha and Kikyou found themselves in when Naraku tricked the both of them into betraying one another. The icing on top of Stewie’s tirade cake is stating that if Baby Dunderhead ever wanted to become stronger, he should shut his damn cakehole up and train rigorously like his life depends on it with someone who knows a thing or two about self-defense rather than exposit his comrades’ weaknesses for his enemies to overhear. Stewie would then wrap this up by stating that on behalf of all the TV kids of all ages gathered in this congregation he feels so sorry for Baby Dunderhead for not living up to his potential and constantly giving in to his own pathetic cowardice. Bobby Hill would even chime in and state that Baby Dunderhead is nothing more than a disgrace to the kitsune race. Bart and Lisa Simpson would have the pleasure of introducing Baby Dunderhead to their school’s vice-principal, Seymour Skinner, to make sure that he gets his fair share of disciplining. Even though Vice-Principal Skinner knows what he can do with mouthy, bratty half-pints like Baby Dunderhead, it is his mother, Agnes Skinner, who will be able to have this bratty kitsune all to herself. All the grooming, disciplining, and straightening Mrs. Skinner shall do to Baby Dunderhead would make her really pleased to know that she can do what she can to make sure he does not do anything rotten ever again. I speak for Agnes Skinner when I say, let the sailor suits, haircuts, and rigidly oppressive upbringing begin because Baby Dunderhead needs to be knocked down by several pegs!
On behalf of all the TV families, both live-action and animated, I am just as disappointed in The Dunderhead Family for being such poor role models for families everywhere. Daddy Dunderhead, Mommy Dunderhead, and Baby Dunderhead can only receive my pity, my shame, and my overall disillusionment for setting themselves to be terrible examples of not only fake friends but a family united in being blind followers to Kagome the horrid shrew, not thinking about Inuyasha’s constant plight, antagonizing Kikyou only to satiate Kagome’s ego, and being a herd of nosey goats. I am going to go out on a limb and say that The Dunderhead Family deserve nothing! They lose! Good day, sir, madam, and boy!
I hope you all enjoyed my everlasting evisceration of Japan’s dumbest family of all time. See you in the next submission and, remember, if you truly know what is decent, don’t be a Dunderhead! Take care, have a blessed Thanksgiving month, and stay healthy.
Miroku, Sango, and Shippou aka The Dunderhead Family from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
