This second version of the death battle meme template belongs to Death-Driver-5000.
One big, strong, rugged caveman against two virile, handsome, muscular jungle brothers is definitely great quality entertainment right there. I could just stop right there, but I highly convict that this is a battle worth being fully invested in. This one-against-two battle shall be a wrestling match complete with a lot of muscle-flexing, roaring, and wild man yelling.
The contestants shall be topless, barehanded, barefoot, garment-free, and in super skimpy loincloths and the battle venue shall be in the cave arena. Trust me when I say that this is going to be a bone-breaking battle where the mightiest will survive.
Grunch the Caveman may not have that much of brain power, with a few instances of demonstrating how eloquent he can be, but he more than compensates that with maximum muscle power, animal ferocity, and a towering size which makes Basuli and Tarzan seem like dwarves. When enemies see Grunch beat his chests and let out a cry akin to what Basuli and Tarzan could pull off, they better have a prayer to say to the Lord Almighty before he crushes them to bits. Speaking of crushing his enemies to bits, Grunch definitely has the bear-hugs, back-breakers, and bulging biceps to make sure his enemies are crushed and stay crushed. Furthermore, Grunch’s strength can rival that of any elephant or gorilla, thus making him capable of bench-pressing giant boulders and crushing hard objects by using his biceps.
Basuli and Tarzan are going to enjoy wrestling and flexing with Grunch because of how fierce, beastly, and really fun he is as a fighter who uses muscle and strength to overcome any battle. They are going to have to work together in order to beat Grunch in his own game of brute strength and huge muscles. They are going to have a nice wrestling match and posedown for sure.
There is going to be a lot of muscles writhing when Basuli and Tarzan go headfirst into battle with Grunch. It would not even surprise me to see them end up buck-naked and have the victor emit a bellowing victory cry while beating his chests.
So, who do you think will win? Grunch and his beastly strength and bulging muscles? Or Basuli and Tarzan and their nicely shaped muscles, warrior fierceness, and raw animal instinct? Comment below and let me know.
Grunch the Caveman from Droopy: Master Detective belongs to Tex Avery and Hanna-Barbera.
Basuli and Tarzan from The Legend of Tarzan belong to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Disney.
