This scared Kagome meme was originally by artdog22. Furthermore, this Halloween weekend is dedicated to defecating all over my least favorite anime heroine of all time, Kagome “the whiny, bratty, stupid manipulator” Higurashi.
The Coachman has been the bane of anybody who has seen Disney’s Pinocchio’s existence because of how demonically diabolical he was in his schemes. We all remembered that gruesome close-up of his fired-up face and piercing emerald eyes when he said that any boy who is in Pleasure Island or Land of Toys (Paese dei Balocchi) will never come back as boys! Ergo, he truly terrified all of us who have been in his presence.
When it comes to expanding Pleasure Island, he might as well extend it to stupid, helpless, useless, pathetic excuses of heroines such as Kagome Higurashi who has always been a huge jackass from the very beginning. There is no better opportunity to commit to this than now before she spreads her crummy influence much further!
Perhaps, Kagome could learn a lesson from this, as her fate with the Coachman is that she will end up as one of the donkeys driving his carriage. At least this is the hard-knock life she truly deserves after all and the Coachman, despite his morally reprehensible actions, has done his job of scaring her straight. Ergo, Kagome shall stay as a donkey forever!
There you have it, folks. I know I am going to sound like everybody’s parent, but you should always remember to stay within the straight and narrow, lest you have the Coachman capture you and have you either be one of his donkeys driving his carriage or be sold to the salt mines.
The Coachman from Pinocchio belongs to Carlo Collodi and Walt Disney.
Kagome “the whiny, bratty, stupid manipulator” Higurashi from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
