This screenshot demotivational poster is highly Anti-Kouga, Anti-Kagome, but Pro-KogKag in a very perverse sense that I enjoy seeing these two fools in love getting it on because of how truly unpleasant they truly are. Sit back, relax, and revel in how much I enjoy these two losers finding love in each other as well as how much I have come to hate them so much for the atrocious deeds they have done.
My unquenchable, everlasting, eternal loathing and hatred of Kouga and Kagome can never be stopped, even if anyone were so brazen and foolish to try. This is the unholy matrimony of one loser, blowhard, annoying bluff of a wolf warrior who got away with murder and one shrewish, whiny, bratty harlot of a dumbass in distress who got away with more than she should all because that in the eyes of Kaede, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou she was some “special snowflake from the future”. Susanowo-no-Mikoto, please give me your lightning powers so that I can destroy these two disgraces once and for all!
All right, I am getting way ahead of myself when it comes to me wanting Kouga and Kagome annihilated once and for all, but their detestability cannot be ignored. What makes these two losers in love detestable, you ask? As I mentioned before, they seem to get away with more than they should.
In Kouga’s case, he got away with murder and pillage, especially when his wolves mauled poor, helpless Rin before being revived by Sesshoumaru’s Tenseiga, and he seems to believe that his charisma and the Shikon jewel shards on his legs can help him become more powerful and maintain his title of the leader of the wolf yokai tribe.
In Kagome’s case, she basically uses Inuyasha as a means for her to be protected because that was how Tessaiga worked so that she will never enter harm’s way ever again while also using him as a scapegoat for her own shortcomings and as a punching bag to take out her petty frustrations on him being more attentive to Kikyou rather than focusing his energy on her, thus gaining the undeserved sympathy of dorks such as Miroku, Sango, Kaede, and Shippou.
The other noticeably detestable facet about Kouga and Kagome is that they cannot fight well for crap. Kouga constantly has to rely on his loudmouth boasts and rampant bullying to make him believe that he is a much stronger fighter than Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha combined, especially when he calls the latter nothing more than useless, which is why no wonder Inuyasha was always in the right when he stated that the score needed to be settled for what disgraceful deeds Kouga has done, i.e. murder and pillage. But, no, Kagome and her lack of common sense let him go without any comeuppance all because he was so nice to her. And by nice, I mean buttering her up because of her ability to sense the Shikon Jewel shards.
Speaking of Shikon Jewel shards, yes, Kagome can sense them because she has inherited Kikyou’s sacred powers. However, unlike Kikyou, she herself cannot fight effectively, even when she is armed with a bow and arrow and she started the whole search for the Shikon Jewel shards malarkey when she aimed her arrow at the carrion demon while trying to save a young demon. Furthermore, Kagome may have had her moments where she does attempt to stand up and fight, but she is often relegated to being nothing more than a pathetic dumbass in distress wanting Inuyasha to do all the fighting and saving. Simultaneously, she strings along Kouga to rouse up Inuyasha’s jealous feelings, thus proving herself to be a manipulative shrew than an actual heroine.
The icing on top of this putrid cake is just how utterly incompetent both of these jackasses really are from Kouga not using his Goraishi to help him in his battle against Naraku and whining about him being deprived of his precious jewel shards through Naraku’s dirty hands to Kagome still not trusting Inuyasha by keeping him under lock-and-key with the Beads of Subjugation. Therefore, there is absolutely nothing to be redeemed for them because they deserve none of my sympathy and all of my fury which will send them down to the abyss!
This reminds me. Kouga’s and Kagome’s honeymoon might as well be hosted by the Grim Reaper’s scythe in order for their heads to be cut off and their souls to be damned to the abyss for all eternity! At this rate, these two dingbats should be thankful that I put them out of their misery, as I scream to the heavens, “Poor Kouga and Kagome! DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Enjoy your craphole, you vile, insipid, horrid assholes! You truly deserve to scald and burn in the abyss for all eternity as part of my vengeance on Inuyasha’s, Sesshoumaru’s, Rin’s, Ayame’s, and the villagers’ behalf!
I hope you all enjoyed the visceral evisceration I had to dish out on Kouga and Kagome. Let me know in the comments below if they really deserved Hell once and for all. Until then, take care of yourselves and stay safe, everybody, or else you will end up getting killed just like how I prefer Kouga and Kagome to end up as.
Kouga and Kagome from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
