Kouga has struck bad luck once again and deservedly so. This pathetic coward, Karma Houdini, bootlicker, big-bluffing blowhard, and a total disgrace to the wolf clan is one creature I would love to have seen pummeled over and over again while wearing a big grin on my face for his demise.
My hair still stands on end when he was first introduced, as he mercilessly killed a thief for robbing him of his “precious Shikon jewel shards” and when he let his rogue wolves kill the innocent, lovable, and kindhearted Rin. Moreover, the fact that he did not end up facing the consequences of his own actions and got off scot-free from this massacre made me hate Kouga so much more.
Speaking of the Shikon Jewel shards, he may think he is strong, high, and mighty with them. However, he has not really proven his own strength without them. When they were taken away from him by Naraku, Kouga just up and left without even avenging his fallen comrades, which, mind you, he promised to have done so. But, no. He was too much of a wuss to ever ascend to a level in strength.
Even more egregious was his sham of a marriage with Ayame, who never even deserved him in the first place. Yes, Kouga was more interested in Kagome because she can sense the Sacred Jewel shards, and for the record, those two wimps deserve each other. He was even foolish enough to have forgotten the “promise” he made to Ayame when she was a little girl, which was a promise that proved its pointlessness through and through and her whole thing with Kouga should have been marked as a stupid first crush and nothing more. To add insult to injury, not only did he not deserve Ayame’s hand in marriage, but he also did not deserve the title of leader of the wolf clan, which that title should have been going to both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha because they were much stronger and more formidable fighters than Kouga will ever be.
Oh sure, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha can dispose of Kouga with their own claws and fists to their hearts’ content with Ayame delivering a venomous remark to Kouga’s face stating that he has been a disgrace to himself and the wolf tribe for hurting an innocent girl like Rin and for not avenging his fallen comrades, thus seeing him for the dishonorable weakling that Kouga truly was. However, we have someone who has flown from London to Feudal Era Japan who can give him the brutal punishment he truly and utterly deserved.
Mrs. Wicket has been dishing out harsh punishments to those who dare do horrid and stupid things and Kouga is her next victim.
Firstly, she will gather some evidence from Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, Shunran, and Rin and everything they tell Mrs. Wicket will not be pretty.
Sesshoumaru would state that Kouga is nothing more than a weak bully who has taken lives in order to gain power and his rogue wolves’ blood was on Rin before he revived her.
Shuran stated that Kouga had shards on the Shikon Jewel shards on his legs, thus making him a huge cheat in battle.
Inuyasha would chime in and say that Kouga always got away with murder and was nothing more than a wimp who received no consequences and often ran away.
Hakkaku and Ginta would at first state that Kouga was a strong fighter, but it was only because he had the Shikon Jewel shards on his legs and he often insulted the both of them and was not the great friend they thought he was. Both of these wolf bros would finally realize that Kouga was all talk and no action.
Ayame would declare that Kouga has been unfaithful to her many times, dared to hurt an innocent child in the form of Rin, and did not live up to his word of avenging his fallen comrades from Naraku’s and Kagura’s hands. Therefore, she no longer displayed interest in Kouga and has finally moved on from him for good and for all.
Shunran would state that she did not really like Kouga and his brand of bluffing.
Finally, Rin would confirm all of this and state that Kouga and his wolves did kill her before being revived by Sesshoumaru, thus being traumatized to what happened to her.
Mrs. Wicket would thank these witnesses and proceed to give Kouga the super aggro beating he deserves so much. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame would definitely enjoy the show with Rin cheering her on shouting that Mrs. Wicket should give Kouga the big, powerful jab to his jaw and chin, which she shall do with relish. Following that, Mrs. Wicket would break all of Kouga’s limbs, thus rendering him numb and on the verge of death.
At the end, Kouga’s life slips from his body and everyone he has hurt has been avenged. Looks like the underworld will be his next damnation, as his soul will end up in eternal damnation and complete banishment once and for all!
I hope you all enjoyed Mrs. Wicket’s pummeling of a loser, lame-o wolf yokai warrior whose bluffing mouth cannot save him for crap by any stretch of the imagination.
Take care, stay safe, and do not ever get on Mrs. Wicket’s bad side or else you will be mauled and mutilated to death just like Kouga.
Mrs. Wicket from Mr. Bean: The Animated Series belongs to Rowan Atkinson and Richard Curtis.
Kouga from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
