This screenshot demotivational poster is dedicated to all of my friends, fellow artists, fans, and brethren who really love to hate Aldrin Pesky, are indifferent to his friend George, hate Dawn Swatworthy and her posse, cannot stand neither Maggie Pesky nor Rayna Cartflight, but tolerate Maria Monarch and Pupert Pesky. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the evisceration I have against four of my least favorite cliques of all time and the characters who are in these said cliques.
I know I am going to sound extremely fussy when I say this, but I cannot stand lunkhead jerk jocks who think they are the gods of the school, snooty popular girls who think everything should be about them, squealing screeching prep wannabes who want to follow the latest trend and want to be popular, and overly saccharine half-pints who make me want to be diagnosed with diabetes and be hospitalized, thus making me surrounded by all four walls, at least in terms of how they are portrayed in mainstream media. These characters, Aldrin and George for the jerk jocks, Dawn and her posse for the snooty popular girls, Maggie Pesky and Rayna Cartflight for the prep wannabes, and Pupert Pesky for his band of jolly half-pints.
Brace yourselves for an inside look, as I talk about these four annoyingly awful cliques ranging from the most awful, grating, and the one you should really watch out for to the lesser evil who can be harmless at best if taken in small doses.
Aldrin Pesky and His Brutish Band of Lunkhead Jackass Jocks
At the top of the worst clique chain and the people one should beware are the lunkhead jackass jocks consisting of Aldrin Pesky the Alpha Male Jerk, his righthand man George the dimwitted lunkhead as second-in-command, and his two other ignorant band of loyal followers one who has hair the color of ebony and the other who has hair the color of sunshine.
Aldrin, being the most handsome of this group of neanderthals, is obviously the leader, as his popularity in all forms of sports, chick-magnet appeal, Herculean muscles, Adonis-like charm, and godlike status to Principal Peststrip make him worthy of this position.
George may not bear Aldrin’s chick-magnet appeal but his undying loyalty to the Alpha Male Jerk remains unquestioned and his second-in-command status thanks to his brute strength can more than compensate for his lack of brain.
As for the raven-haired and blond-haired jocks, they are at least there to follow Aldrin’s every move and be just as dedicated to him.
As one can tell, their egos are just as big as their oversized muscles, and Aldrin’s whole might is right principle is really damaging especially to underdogs everywhere and makes him more power-hungry than any evil dictator.
As a group, they will use their physical strength and athletic prowess to strike terror and fear to their oppressors. However, if one were to fight back with either the same physical tactics or psychologically break them in, they could turn out to be nothing more than whimpering cowards perfumed in machismo. Ergo, Aldrin and his band of jackass jocks are a clear example of what physical intimidation, bullying, and rampage look and feel like.
If you do not want any of your bones broken, have an iron will to defend yourself from these brutes and avoid any conversation which revolves around their performances in sports, their egos, their muscles, and their über machismo. You have better things to endeavor to rather than deal with their jackass antics.
Dawn Swatworthy and Her Aggravating Army of Snooty Popular Skanks
On the surface, it might have been a mistake for me not to have placed Dawn Swatworthy and her posse on top of Aldrin’s lunkhead jock band because of how cruel, condescending, and ruthless she is, as she will use her skills in blackmail, rich girl status, and emotional warfare to get whatever she wants. However, I am still going to say that Dawn and her army of snooty popular brats are just as bad as Aldrin’s lunkhead jock band because of the fact that Aldrin the Alpha Male Jerk and Dawn the Queen Bee Bitch make such a perverse, sick, and vomit-worthy couple.
Dawn is well-known for her external beauty, wealth, fashionable trends, and high status as a popular girl. However, if one were to look deeper at this well-ornamented shell, one can see so much ruthlessness, cruelty, and a bossy, demanding attitude which makes every other bratty rich girl blush. She may have it all, but her avarice and manipulation make her all the more repulsive.
Her two followers are always in agreement with their Queen Bee Bitch and try everything they can to make her more beautiful and more radiant than she actually is. However, these two bimbos could barely think for themselves.
Unlike Aldrin’s lunkhead jock band, Dawn’s snooty popular girl army is regimented by strict rules, an all-pink fashion code, and loads of manipulation. To outsiders, Dawn’s rules are absolutely arbitrary. But to her clique, they are the norm. On top of that, Dawn’s party shows a complete disdain for the natural, free-spirited, and independent and choose to live their lives on plastic, materialism, repression, and dictatorship.
One better have a prayer when dealing with Dawn and her posse, as these girls are absolutely vicious in a psychological way. They will torment their oppressors, spread lies and rumors to make themselves feel greater about themselves, and use daddy’s and mommy’s inheritance to bring more importance to their status as popular girls.
If you do not want to endeavor to be with Dawn and her oppressive regime, by all means, you can go the rebel route and take every single attribute about her down from her hot bod to her high-status man candy to her “legend” or just ignore them, as this will drive her and her party to absolute insanity.
Maggie Pesky and Her Screeching, Squealing, Whinging Flock of Prep Wannabes
I hope you have your earplugs ready, folks, because Maggie, Rayna, Maria, and Susie will have every opportunity to have their vapidly annoying mouths open filled with gossip and the want to be popular. Heading this flock of prep wannabes is Maggie Pesky the annoying, whiny, hot-tempered firebrand of a diva along with her sassy yet snippy second-in-command Rayna Cartflight, and her two friends/followers Maria and Susie.
Maggie may have spunk, feistiness, and ambition to want to be a pop-rock star, but her impulsiveness, selfishness, and self-serving whims make her quite detestable in the long run. Whilst she is not the classic girly girl but bears sparky charisma, which is the one thing remotely all right about her, her bratty, self-serving attitude leaves a whole lot to be desired.
Rayna may have sass and spunk, but she is a squealing, screeching wannabe who thinks she is all that. Her pettiness, vanity, and annoyance go hand-in-hand with her grating personality like nails on a chalkboard.
The two saving graces in this clique of high-pitched screechers are the sweet Maria Monarch and the perky-looking Susie mainly because they are guilty by association. Other than that, they are sort of the most harmless members of this flock of screeching squealers.
They may not be as bad as Aldrin’s jerk jock band and Dawn’s popular girl army, but they are appallingly annoying due to their puerile, unstructured endeavors. Their queen bee Maggie and second-in-command Rayna lack any semblance of empathy, gravity or straight-and-narrow moral compass. At least, they are unafraid to be themselves.
However, much like Dawn, Maggie will use manipulation and empty promises for anyone to join her flock. So, if I were you, do not ever buy in to her self-serving hype nor her blatant selfishness.
Pupert Pesky and His Overly Bouncy, Overly Merry, Saccharine, Diabetes-Inducing Gang of Half-Pints
This clique of youthful, preppy Genki boys is the least evil of the four cliques because of how harmless they are and how well-meaning, kind, and enthusiastic they can be. However, their excessive brand of sweetness is not one I can recommend.
As the leader of this group of merry half-pints, Pupert is at least attentive, well-meaning, and supportive to his comrades. Therefore, he is actually the best of the clique leaders thanks to his decent character.
His comrades are at least genuine as their leader and they know how to have fun.
What makes this clique absolutely annoying, in spite of their positives, is the amount of sugar I can see in their activities and their perception of life. I would like to have a bit of sweet escapism but their brand of it is too sickeningly sweet for my liking.
So, if you know better and love to have balance, I would highly suggest turning away from this sickeningly sweet gang of merry half-pints.
If I were to choose between Aldrin’s brutish band of lunkhead jackass jocks and their meathead neanderthal ways, Dawn’s aggravating army of snooty popular skanks and their rigid, military precision rules involving dress code, and paying respects to the Queen Bee Bitch, Maggie’s screeching flock of prep wannabes and their, though mostly her, selfish endeavors or Pupert’s merry gang of diabetes-inducing half-pints, I would choose neither of them and avoid them like the plague. My personal endeavor would be sticking to being a floater at best or sticking to going the goth, punk, grunge, literary freak, glee club, drama club, art freak, culture freak, band geek, comic book or manga geek or anime club direction. Heck, I would rather endeavor to join any of their activities than to deal with Aldrin’s meathead jerk jock friends, Dawn’s rigid rules, Maggie’s selfishness, and Pupert’s saccharine nature and call it a day.
To strike back against these cliques, I would go the Wednesday Addams route in terms of what she did in summer camp. That’s right, folks. I would endeavor to let the goths, punks, and grunge dudes and babes scare off Aldrin, George and their meathead friends away with dark magic spells, dark music akin to Evanescence and Black Sabbath, and be roasted on a stick, the drama, glee, and band clubs compose a song to dethrone and bring down the Queen Bee Bitch Dawn and her posse, the culture, literary, and art freaks introduce Maggie, Rayna, Susie, and Maria to frightening images to scare them straight if they do not behave themselves, and have the comic book, manga, and anime geeks show Pupert and his friends a lot of gory imagery if they do not keep their high-pitched squealing mouths shut. Payback against these four annoying cliques is ecstatically sweet.
In conclusion, I would never endeavor to join any of their cliques at all. If you know what is best for your sanity and your direction in life, I would rather endeavor to partake in more meaningful relationships with the people you share a deep connection with.
I hope you all enjoyed this and I will see you in the next submission. Take care and stay safe, everybody.
Aldrin, George, Aldrin’s jock friends, Dawn, Dawn’s lackeys, Maggie, Rayna, Maria, Susie, Pupert, and Pupert’s friends from The Buzz on Maggie belong to Dave Polsky and Disney.
