This piece of Mr. Green, Professor Utonium, Brick, Butch, Boomer, Mitch, Harry, and Mike fan art, which is my final submission for xSugarInferno’s and WeLovePPG’s monthly contest involving characters clad in every and any shade of green, is dedicated to Krystal-of-Nol, JKC16, Rui-1412, WillatheMighty314, liliy, CaseyLJones, and CMcC who are celebrating their birthdays today.
So, I wish you all a lot of love, beauty, strength, abundance, prosperity, and brilliance on your birthdays and in your lives as artists and as people.
Here we have 56-year-old Mr. Lucius Green, 55-year-old Professor John Utonium, and 29 going on 30-year-olds Brick Green, Butch Green, Boomer Green, Mitch Mitchelson, Harry Pitt, and Mike Believe flexing their gloriously beautiful biceps for their most beloved wives to witness and touch. Mr. Green always loves having posedowns with his dear brother-in-law Professor Utonium, his dearest sons Brick, Butch, Boomer, and Mitch, and his students of whom he has considered to be akin to his “beloved adopted sons” Harry Pitt and Mike Believe as a form of competition and as a way to arouse their wives. They even enjoy a whole lot of weightlifting with barbells, dumbbells, and various exercise equipment to have more well-defined and bulging muscles and battle royale-style wrestling matches to practice their headlocks, Boston crabs, full Nelsons, bearhugs, camel clutches, and victory poses which would usually be the winner flexing his muscles for the crowd to see.
So, what do these strapping gentlemen have to say about their bulging biceps to their wives?
Mr. Green: Honey, my biceps can strike the fear of the Almighty into the hearts of mortal men for the sake of the town that gave us life and love.
Professor Utonium: Sweetheart, my biceps can lift you out of any stressful situation be it rowdy students, troublemakers or punks who are brazen enough to put you down.
Brick: Babe, my biceps can bludgeon every single one of our enemies and you can be the queen of this well-built castle right here.
Butch: Sweetie Pie, my biceps go freaking berserk for you every time you smile and I am always ready to be one of your subjects to your newest pieces of work.
Boomer: Darling, my biceps go boom boom because you give me comfort, love, and steadfastness. They say you give me more than one reason to live for you.
Mitch: Baby Girl, my biceps are hard as rocks and I am sure you are going to hop over to touch these bad boys.
Harry: My love, my biceps bulge and stand erect with excitement when they see you smile, giggle, and laugh because you bring sunshine into my life.
Mike: My dearest, my biceps will always be a great shield for you. Just imagine how safe you can feel under these mighty arms of mine and you will never want to have anyone else but me to protect you and that is a promise.
Just by looking at them, one can be certainly lucky of how they can use their superb physiques to give their wives the protection, love, and admiration they solely deserve.
Speaking of their wives, if you see the backgrounds, the men’s speedos, and the paraphernalia and dress items associating with their darling spouses, I am pretty sure you will automatically know who my OTP pairings are for these gentlemen.
To make it more interesting, here are some tiny hints. Mr. Green’s wife is the brains of his household, Professor Utonium’s wife is a preppy yet firm teacher who has quite the excellent reputation for being well-rounded in certain subjects as well as bearing a positive personality, Brick’s wife is never afraid to serve up a knuckle sandwich and brand herself so well as the toughest fighter, Butch’s wife is a blonde-haired cutie who loves the arts and adorable things, Boomer’s wife has a sense of feminine style thanks to the red bow she wore as a child, is well-articulated, and loves to dabble in science, math, literature, and language, Mitch’s wife is named after a pet name for a certain fluffy animal and is unafraid to transform into her hulk form when necessary, Harry’s wife is known for her rosy cheeks, cheery face, and her super curly bright orange hair, and Mike’s wife is a brunette angel whose attire as a child had a Granny Smith apple in the center.
If you know who their wives are, you can either write their names or the ship names in the comments below.
I hope you all enjoyed this and I will see you in the next submission. Take care and stay safe, everybody.
Mr. Green, Professor Utonium, Brick, Butch, Boomer, Mitch, Harry, and Mike from The Rowdyruff Boys and The Powerpuff Girls belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.
