WARNING (PLEASE READ THIS, BUTCHERCUP SHIPPERS):
This screenshot de-motivational poster is heavily Anti-Butchercup. If you like this pairing, either avert your eyes and do not read it or swallow your bias and feel free to read on while keeping an open mind. Once again, if you do not want to see me roasting or crapping on your beloved pair, I highly suggest you do not read this at all and/or take what I say with a grain of salt, as these are my opinions.
ANTI-BUTCHERCUP FANS AND ANTI-BUTCHERCUP SHIPPERS
Enjoy my roasting of my least favorite Townsville couple of all time.
ONE MORE THING
There is going to be a few mentions of Butchubbles, Brickercup, and a bit of Blossutch and Boomercup thrown in the mix. So, do look out for those tiny Pro-Butchubbles, Pro-Brickercup, and teeny-tiny Pro-Blossutch and Pro-Boomercup moments as well.
I know I am going to hate sounding like a broken record, but I really hate, despise, loathe, and abhor Butchercup with every single fiber of my being. It is not only my least favorite color-coded RuffPuff couple let alone least favorite RuffPuff couple of all time but also my least favorite “couple” in all of Townsville. The only sentiments I can ever get from The Greens are dread, disgust, trepidation, and oodles of negative vibes because of how these two green-clad, ebony-haired, tough fighters would behave towards each other and as a couple. Ergo, I cannot for the life of me see a great relationship flourishing between Butch and Buttercup, as they will easily crumble in the most miserable way due to their animosity, and they are a clear-cut example of being Karmic soulmates.
If I were a clairvoyant specializing in relationships, I would easily predict that Butch’s and Buttercup’s future as a couple will not bode well not only on them being together but also their families and their children, should they think of having any. Their life as a couple would only be filled with animosity, countless arguments, unhealthily repetitive cycles, unfulfilled relationship goals, addiction, selfishness, and everything they have built up will go downhill with a most messy divorce. Should they go on with being with each other, all of these interpersonal atrocities will inevitably happen. The only thing that could ever be beneficial is that if they just remained as good friends, sturdy allies in combat, and nothing more.
So, where and how do the healthy alternatives squeeze in to give The Greens some well-deserved peace and harmony? While Blossom is more than capable of showing compassion, understanding, courage, and kindness to Butch, thus making him realize that he is a lot more than just Brick’s fierce lapdog and a fighter who uses a whole lot of muscle, and Boomer can be able to soften Buttercup’s heart and be loyal, kind, caring, and attentive to hear, thus breaking all of the ice embedded within Buttercup, these two are basically first-crush scenarios.
Enter Bubbles and Brick, who can be able to compliment The Greens in the healthiest way possible as their eternally beloved life partners, thus making their lives as couples bear a whole lot more synergy. Butch would use his massive strength and great toughness to protect Bubbles from all harm, and he would be entirely devoted to her every step of the way, thus making Bubbles feel a sense of security under Butch’s strong arms and making Butch discover a sense of unconditional love, kindness, and patience when he is around Bubbles. Meanwhile, Buttercup would show Brick with flying colors that she can stand on her own two feet and not always need a man to save her unless she is in dire peril. This very facet would make Brick fall for Buttercup in an instant, as she does not need to be a total girly-girl, genius girl or a pretentious rich chick to be anything for him. She just needs to be her independent, rambunctious self and Brick would be completely satisfied with it. Moreover, Buttercup would easily be charmed by how courageous, large-and-in-charge, and determined Brick is and would always find something amazing about this particularly roguish gentleman. At the end of the day, one can guarantee that Butch and Buttercup are extremely better off with their one true loves in the respective forms of Bubbles and Brick.
In conclusion, Butch and Buttercup are better off as a couple of hotheaded friendly rivals rather than a couple. Whilst Blossom and Boomer have their positive aspects in The Greens’ lives, it is Bubbles and Brick who can be able to show Butch and Buttercup what true, unconditional love really is, and it works so well.
I hope you all enjoyed this Anti-Butchercup demotivational poster, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, everybody.
Butch, Buttercup, and the screenshot from “The Rowdyruff Boys” from The Rowdyruff Boys and The Powerpuff Girls belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.
