WARNING (PLEASE READ THIS BLOSSICK SHIPPERS):
This screenshot de-motivational poster is Anti-Blossick in the romantic department but Pro-BroTP Blossick, as in the more platonic side. If you ship this pairing romantically, either avert your eyes and do not read it or swallow your bias and feel free to read on while keeping an open mind. Just take what I say with a grain of salt, as these are my opinions.
ANTI-BLOSSICK FANS, ANTI-BLOSSICK SHIPPERS, AND THOSE WHO PREFER TO SHIP BRICK AND BLOSSOM AS FRIENDS:
Just sit back and enjoy the show.
ONE MORE THING
There is going to be a few mentions of Brickercup and Blossoomer here. So, do look out for those tiny moments as well.
Boy, I do always have a lot to say about my second least favorite RuffPuff “couple” of all time BlosSICK. It also does not help that Blossick is easily the most overrated Townsville “couple” ever and there are certainly better pairing options for these two red-clad, redheaded big siblings. I know I made it absolutely clear that I will always find fault with Blossick because of how the Reds’ egos can easily consume them from the inside and how their relationship would easily falter. All these two red-clad redheads would do is argue up a storm, shove their egos and ideas in each others’ faces, and will just have too many hot and heavy moments with each other, thus making them dig so many unfathomable quagmires. Hence, that is why they truly deserve life partners who can be able to compliment them in the healthiest and most stress-free way possible.
All my potshots directed at BlosSick as a romantic couple aside, there is still that one less than terrible element, which I could cherish but not by an entire long shot. That is both Brick and Blossom could actually make great sparring partners, have a competitive friendship with each other, and have a sort of sibling-like bond with Brick being the large-and-in-charge, determined, high-and-mighty big brother-in-law to Blossom’s composed, elegant, classy younger sister-in-law. Their opposite personalities could make them bounce off of each other in a way that makes them not close in a romantic relationship but in a more platonic one. At least, that is where Brick’s street smart nature and Blossom’s book smarts can be able to be of some advantage. Other than that, their egos and competitiveness would just make them realize that they do not at all function as a romantic couple and know fully well they deserve people who can actually give them a more fulfilling and profound relationship.
That is where Buttercup comes into Brick’s life and Boomer comes into Blossom’s life, as both of them can easily complete The Reds’ lives in the most profound way possible. Brick and Buttercup will easily realize just how much stronger they are together, thus displaying resilience. While Boomer and Blossom can easily learn from each other, display compassion, and never go back to old bad habits ever again. There is also no doubt that Brick and Blossom would be easily supportive of each others’ relationships as good comrades with Blossom aiding Buttercup to not hide her true feelings for Brick and Brick becoming accepting of Boomer’s happiness with Blossom. Therefore, Brick can easily make Buttercup feel more secure, acknowledged, and respected thanks to his brand of determination and swagger and Blossom can see a true, genuine, kind-heartedly chivalrous gentleman in Boomer who is entirely devoted to protecting her from all harm and giving her the love, compassion, and understanding she deserves.
In conclusion, I really do prefer Brick and Blossom to be a couple of good, competitive frenemies who love to have sessions of sparring matches with each other. As for them being lovers, these two can do a whole lot better than that, given how Brick can have a raven-haired, lime green-clad toughie by his side and how Blossom can consider herself grateful and joyous to have a blond-haired, cobalt blue-clad lovable dumb muscle who can see the best in her, in spite of her occasional warts.
I hope you all enjoyed this anti-romantic yet pro-bromantic Blossick demotivational poster, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, everybody.
Brick, Blossom, and the screenshot from “The Rowdyruff Boys” from The Rowdyruff Boys and The Powerpuff Girls belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.
