WARNING (PLEASE READ THIS BLOSSICK AND BUTCHERCUP SHIPPERS AND FANS)
This screenshot de-motivational poster is highly and utterly Anti-Blossick and Anti-Butchercup. You know the drill. If you like these pairings, either avert your eyes from this de-motivational poster or soldier on, take a good read at what I have to say, and take whatever opinions I have with a grain of salt.
ANTI-BLOSSICK AND ANTI-BUTCHERCUP FANS AND SHIPPERS
I know you already read my other two de-motivational posters regarding these two but I hope you can still stick around for some of the reiterated roasting these two “couples” deserve.
ADDITIONAL NOTE
This poster simultaneously functions as a pro-Brickercup, pro-Blossutch, pro-Boomubbles, pro-Blossoomer, and pro-Butchubbles motivational poster. As you can see, you will also understand why I will continue to root for the color-clash couples as the best set of RuffPuff pairings of all time.
BRICKERCUP, BUTCHUBBLES, BLOSSOOMER, BLOSSUTCH, AND BOOMUBBLES FANS AND SHIPPERS
Come, enjoy, and join the fun, as I discuss these wonderful pairings, especially the ones in store for Brick, Butch, Blossom, and Buttercup.
Taking a pop out of Blossick and Butchercup may be enjoyable in the most cathartic way but based on the previous de-motivational posters, which were highly Anti-Blossick and Anti-Butchercup, this is the point I have building up on for quite some time, especially to those of you who know about the pairings I hold so dearly as opposed to the aforementioned ones. I know that some of you are already aware of this but I firmly believe that Brick, Blossom, Butch, and Buttercup can do so much better than this. For all the harping I have been giving to Blossick and Butchercup, it is sufficed to say that the Reds and the Greens truly deserve much better life partners than each other.
Two Karmic Relationships That are Doomed for Failure
I would like to reiterate that Blossick and Butchercup are clear-cut examples of what it would feel like to end up in a Karmic relationship with the latter demonstrating that in spades. Both the Reds and the Greens have issues when it comes to repetitive patterns, being very competitive, pushing each others’ buttons, the constant ego-rubbing, and being doomed for a short-term relationship. My guess for how the Reds and the Greens would end up faring in their respective relationships is not all that positive. The only hope for any positivity for the Reds and the Greens is that they might as well end up as good friends.
Where do they go from here?
One thing remains for certain that Brick and Buttercup would easily end up clicking wonderfully thanks to their resilience, strength, determination, toughness, and rambunctiousness. Buttercup can surely look up to Brick for how large-and-in-charge, determined, and fierce he truly is and Brick would appreciate how upfront, outspoken, and resilient Buttercup truly is.
In Butch’s and Blossom’s case, it would easily be a shoe-in for the Baron of Berserk and the Commander and the Leader thanks to how formidable they are as a beastly brawn and brainy beauty couple. Looking beyond their exceptional combat prowess, one can see a relationship that is based on synergy, understanding, and loyalty. Butch would give Blossom respect, allegiance, protection, and admiration while Blossom would give Butch diplomacy, compassion, honesty, and humility. Therefore, both Butch and Blossom would be on their way to a most fulfilling relationship.
However, even though Brick x Buttercup is a couple that is worth writing home about and Butch x Blossom is a relationship that manages to be fulfilling and loving, something is missing. Aha! That is where the lovely, adorable, loving, and sweet Blues enter.
Enter the Blues, who know how to bring positivity, optimism, and sunshine even in the most sour of relationships and most dire of circumstances.
As mentioned before, Brickercup thoroughly seals the deal as a wonderful couple that may not be that much of a fairy-tale relationship but is, nevertheless, a lesson on resilience and perseverance. Blossutch superbly demonstrates the existence of healthy synergy, great balance, and boundless moral support. Finally, Boomubbles is a nice example of how positivity, unconditional love, loyalty, and kindness can help make a relationship withstand any form of trouble or negativity. However, as much as I love Blossutch and Boomubbles, there is that extra bit of dimension that is missing from these pairings, since Blossutch tends to come off as a gender-swapped version of Brickercup and Boomubbles tends to run the risk of becoming diabetic at worst. Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is where the existence of Butchubbles and Blossoomer come into play, thus sealing the deal that the color-clash couples stand proud and tall as my most favorite set of RuffPuff couples.
Butchubbles would be an exceptional antidote to the stressful, hot and heavy, aggressive nature of Butchercup not only because it is adorable but also because of how Bubbles can be more than capable of using her compassion, friendliness, kindness, and lovability to tame Butch’s wild, fierce, restless heart. Meanwhile, Butch can find some solace with a considerate, pretty girl like Bubbles, thus vowing on his life to protect her from all harm. Ergo, through their opposite personalities, both Butch and Bubbles may find something utterly surprising about each other.
Blossoomer is a great example of how genuineness, unconditional love, and purity can break down the walls of huge egos, doubt, and ill will, thus making this pairing a phenomenal antidote to Blossick’s massive egos, over-competitive patterns, and over-controlling nature. What makes Blossoomer brilliant is just how well Boomer’s sympathy, good humor, strength, athleticism, and kindness can mesh well with Blossom’s diplomacy, conscientiousness, cognizance, level-headedness, and poise. Blossom would be able to use her diplomacy and sense of compassion to be able to figure Boomer out as a person and help him overcome his doubts in life, thus making him a more independent and stronger person. Meanwhile, Boomer would be able to appreciate Blossom for everything that she is and not what she thinks who she should be, thus demonstrating an unconditional love and a sturdy relationship that is guaranteed to last for many, many years.
Epilogue
In conclusion, I am more than happy to move on from Blossick and Butchercup, considering how much these two “couples” do not hold up so well in my eyes. Moreover, it is clear as night and day that the Reds and the Greens deserve better life partners who can be able to help them become better people, be in a genuinely fulfilling relationship, and ensure that no amount of stress, animosity, and negativity will infest their relationships. This even gets to the point where I do not want to ever find myself drawing anything Blossick and/or Butchercup-related. For should I get any requests for me to draw anything Blossick and/or Butchercup-related, these requests regarding my NOTPs will be completely discarded.
As for my undying love for Brickercup, Butchubbles, Blossoomer, Blossutch, and Boomubbles, I will never tire of them whatsoever. Whether it is drawing these couples, singing my praises for them or finding so much inspiration with anything color-clash couple, Blossutch, and/or Boomubbles-related, especially the former, I can never surrender my utmost admiration for Brickercup, Butchubbles, Blossoomer, Blossutch, and Boomubbles.
I hope you all enjoyed reading this and thanks so much for tuning in. Just remember that discussion and debate are always welcome in the comments section, so long as they are civil. Until then, see you all in the next submission.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, and the screenshots from “The Boys are Back in Town” from The Rowdyruff Boys and The Powerpuff Girls belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.
